Author Topic: Mario Hotel (Read 204258 times)

Jman · « **Reply #345 on:** March 20, 2006, 06:54:36 PM »

*Bowser enters hotel.*

Bowser: Bwa ha ha ha! I have at last found the Mario hotel! I am out to destroy all Mario memorabilia, so I guess this place is next on my list!

Kojinka · « **Reply #346 on:** March 20, 2006, 07:02:08 PM »

Me: This place has gotten really random. :/

Pt_Peach · « **Reply #347 on:** March 20, 2006, 11:46:03 PM »

*runs to Italy and drags Link with her* *goes to MM and GG* So hey guys, I'm taking you back to the hotel! *random screaming* *stops in nintendo land* Okay, Link. It was great having you hostage. Bye! (back at the hotel) Don't you guys love me for bringing you back here? I know TMM and Kojinka are going to be mad.

Kojinka · « **Reply #348 on:** March 21, 2006, 10:42:10 AM »

Snow Day! It's so great living in the Midwest!

Link: Well, Mage, anyone within a 1-mile radius of Decoy Link?
TMM: Area is cleared. Kojinka, would you like the honor?
Me: Sure thing. *Presses button*

elsewhere, in a desert.
DL: Decoy Link will self-destruct in T-minus 5... 4... 3... 2... 1... Have a nice day.
Link, TMM, and I (back at the hotel): Thank you.
DL explodes

Back at the hotel,
TMM: Why did we put a self-destruct feature in Decoy Link?
Me: Why it's elementary my dear Mushroom Mage. The self-destruct feature is present in all robotics due to comical cliches.
TMM: Okay, Link. We don't want Peach seeing you, so back in the brief case.
Link: NO! Ganondorf farted in there!
TMM: Here's a gas mask! *puts mask on Link and sends in into the brief case*

GiftedGirl · « **Reply #349 on:** March 21, 2006, 11:48:15 AM »

Snow? There's no snow...

Pt_Peach · « **Reply #350 on:** March 21, 2006, 01:23:01 PM »

Me: I'm here!!!
Peach: I'm here, too!
Me: But me and you can't be here at the same time!
Peach: But Link is here!
Me: No, he's in Nintendo Land.
Peach: No, he's not because I just came from there!
Me: Omigosh! It was a decoy!
Peach: And he is here.
Me: We gotta find him before Kojinka makes him go back in the nasty, stinky suitcase!
(we both run)

note: nice style, Kojinka. I just copied you XD!

Kojinka · « **Reply #351 on:** March 21, 2006, 02:43:58 PM »

Me: Mage, we gotta go! I think I heard Peach scream in bloody murder.
TMM: That wasn't Peach. Bowser got hit in the groin.
Me: Whatever! We have to get Link and Ganondorf to the Hotel Smash Arena.
Link: Finally! Ganondorf and I can fight in the famed battle field!
Me: Well, Mage, you know what to do.
TMM poofs her, Link, and Ganondorf to the Hotel Smash Arena
TMM: Okay, Smashers! Welcome to the newest Super Smash Brothers stage! The Hotel Smash Arena!
Link and Ganondorf: Yes!
TMM: You know the rules. Don't do anything you wouldn't do in SSBM.
TMM Poofs to the spectators' section.
Announcer: Ready? GO!
Link and Ganondorf battle SSBM style while a Hotel Delfino and Serina Beach remix plays in background.

Me: I better get back into my room. Peach will probably be so mad that she won't listen to anyone. Not even Link.

note: Link and Ganondorf requested to battle here. TMM was doing them a favor by sneaking them into the hotel.

Pt_Peach · « **Reply #352 on:** March 21, 2006, 03:07:33 PM »

Me: *goes to the smash arena* Now Peach! We can go practice out fighting!
Peach: Wait...THERE LINK!
Link: Uh oh.
Me: *grabs Link* Now, can we just have a pleasent conversation? I just wanted to talk to you *cry*
Link: I thought you were going to take me hostage...FOR LIFE!
Me: WHY DO YOU FRIGGIN THINK I DROPPED YOU BACK OFF IN NINTENDO LAND?!??!?!

Kojinka · « **Reply #353 on:** March 21, 2006, 03:40:52 PM »

Link: Having so many fangirls, I know almost every trick in the book.

GiftedGirl · « **Reply #354 on:** March 21, 2006, 04:19:41 PM »

I'm glad I'm not a Link fangirl. *goes back to reading Tokyo MewMEw*

Ultima Shadow · « **Reply #355 on:** March 21, 2006, 06:02:49 PM »

Me: Ha, this is hilarious.
Daisy: Meh, I don't like Link.
Me: Are you staying here, Daisy?
Daisy: Why not?
Me: Why?
Daisy: Got me there.
*Daisy and I join in on the Link vs Ganondorf match*

Jman · « **Reply #356 on:** March 21, 2006, 07:12:50 PM »

Oh, it's real hard watching pt_peach fail at every turn to attract the hero of Hyrule. Oy, this is great, but I need to go watch some tv on my new Dish system.

Kojinka · « **Reply #357 on:** March 21, 2006, 08:08:32 PM »

Are you gonna watch South Park?

GiftedGirl · « **Reply #358 on:** March 22, 2006, 09:35:29 AM »

I don't watch South Park.

dude677 · « **Reply #359 on:** March 22, 2006, 02:40:14 PM »

Quote from: Jman on March 21, 2006, 07:12:50 PM

Oh, it's real hard watching pt_peach fail at every turn to attract the hero of Hyrule. Oy, this is great, but I need to go watch some tv on my new Dish system.

TV? TV? TV!?!

Why, this place IS my TV! It has it all! Love. Violence. Bowser. Kooplings peeing on my bed. It has it ALL!