WARNING: Post contains material that may be offensive to some.
EDIT: Before all of this, Me and both Mikes get into an argument about weather or not we should throw rubber chickens and rubber pigs (I'm not joking) at this introvert who's only friend is his boyfriend. Mike 1 is tired of throwing stuff at him, and dosn't want to beat him up. However, me and Mike 2 think we should. Yeah, flame me with your insults on how not to beat up nerds and how not to gay bash, but everybody does it. I mean EVERYBODY. Even some of the girls do it too. If you havn't at least tripped him while he was running or stolen one of his books, you're considered to be one of his "boyfriends", and an introvert who deserves no friends.
Mike 1: ...Yeah, well, at least I'm not gay.
Me: You have absolutely no proof that I'm gay.
Mike 1: Yeah, well I know that you think gays go to hell!
Mike 2: Hey, Chad, what if I said all short people are going to hell? Or if all Asians are going to hell?
Me: What if I said all hyperactive people that have a caffine addiction are going to hell?
Mike 1: Well, I'd take that as a compliment! It means I have more energy to beat you up with!
Me: Fine, then beat me up.
Mike 1: No.
Me: Beat me up. Beat me up like that girl you beat up yesterday.
Mike 1: Hey, [Mike 2], did I mention Chad thinks I'm not a gentleman?
Mike 2: Yeah you are! Chad's ****ing wrong.
Mike 1: Hey, Chad, I've had THREE girlfriends! How many have you had?
Me: Who gives a ****? I don't need one yet!
Mike 1: [lol]
Mike 2: [lol]
Me: **** you guys, I'll go somewhere where people don't treat me like a pile of crap!
Mike 1: And also, the only girl I beat up was you!
Me: At least I know how to be a gentleman!
Mike 1: I'm a gentleman! At least to girls that aren't ugly!
Me: Pssh. You don't know ANYTHING about being a gentleman.
Me: *walks out of gym*
Mike 2: Hey, you get back here!
Me: Why? I don't have a reason to.
Mike 2: Fine.
Mike 2: *runs to me*
Mike 2: *punches me in the stomach, then pushes me against the wall and runs away*
What's ironic about this is that Mike 1 and I used to be friends. I have absolutely no idea what I did to set him off.