A barber.
Lucy is the No. 1 Fussbudget
Schroder likes Beethoven, Brahms, and any other classical music, has a own piano.
Sally has a crush on Linus.
Lucy has a crush on Schroder.
Linus has a crush on Miss Othmar.
Charlie Brown has a crush on the Little Red Haired Girl (Duh)
Snoopy has a crush on the French Country Lass (as the World War I Flying Ace)
Snoopy's best friend is Woodstock.
Charlie Brown is...well...he seems emo
Shermy, Patty, Violet, Charlotte Braun, and "5" were characters that got thrown away from the Peanuts cast.
Let's see...that's about...um...oh! 12 POINTS!!! BEAT THAT!!!