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Paper Mario: Color Splash (WiiU)

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Enemy battle quotes

Most of the enemies you fight will say short lines while you're taking your turn during a battle. If you wait around to listen, you might hear trash talk, bad puns, or whatever's on their mind. Sometimes, the enemies will give you tips on how to defeat them. The following collection of quotes is everything we could find from battling Bowser's baddies.

Note: Anything that has a name label during battles is included below. Because the enemies say lines at random, the quotes are listed in no particular order. Please let us know if we missed something!

Bosses & Mini-bosses
Big Lava Bubble• Big Spiny• Bowser• Iggy• Kamek• Larry• Lemmy• Ludwig• Morton• Petea Piranha• Roy• Steak• Wendy

Bros.
Boomerang Bro• Chariot Bro• Circus Bro• Fire Bro• Fire Bro 8-Stack• Hammer Bro• Ice Bro• Juggler Bro• Shady Sledge Bro• Sledge Bro• Small Hammer Bro

Buzzy Beetles
Buzzy Beetle• Buzzy Beetle Gang• Buzzy Beetle Tower• Small Buzzy Beetle• Small Buzzy Beetle Gang

Goombas
Accordion Goombas• Bone Goomba• Goomba• Mega Goomba• Paper-Cone Goomba• Paragoomba• Small Goomba• Small Goomba Gang• Small Goomba Wheel

Koopas
Koopa Paratroopa• Koopa Paratroopa 10-Stack• Koopa Troopa• Koopa Troopa 6-Stack

Shy Guys
Animal Trainer Shy Guy• Black Shy Guy• Blue Shield Guy• Blue Shy Guy• Blue Slurp Guy• Blue Spike Guy• Coal Guy• Gold Shy Guy• Green Roller Guy• Green Shy Guy• Green Spike Guy• Laundry Guy• Paint Guy• Pink Roller Guy• Pink Shy Guy• Pink Spike Guy• Pry Guy• Red Roller Guy• Red Shield Guy• Red Shy Guy• Red Slurp Guy• Red Spike Guy• Shunned Guy• Shy Guy 4-Stack• Shy Guy 5-Stack• Silver Shy Guy• Soggy Guy• Sombrero Guy• The Shy Bandit• Trampoline Shy Guys• Unicycle Shy Guys• Yellow Shield Guy• Yellow Shy Guy• Yellow Slurp Guy• Yellow Spike Guy

Snifits
Blue Slurp Snifit• Blue Snifit• Blue Spike Snifit• Blue Whistle Snifit• Chariot Snifit• Green Snifit• Green Spike Snifit• Green Whistle Snifit• Pink Snifit• Pink Spike Snifit• Red Slurp Snifit• Red Snifit• Red Spike Snifit• Red Whistle Snifit• Yellow Slurp Snifit• Yellow Snifit• Yellow Spike Snifit• Yellow Whistle Snifit

Other
Black Lava Bubble• Blooper• Blooper 10-Stack• Bob-omb• Boo• Boo 10-Stack• Cheep Cheep• Dino Rhino• Dry Bones• Dry Bones 5-Stack• Fire Piranha Plant• Fuzzy• Fuzzy Stack• Green Pokey• Lava Bubble• Ninji• Pedestal• Piranha Plant• Poison Blooper• Pokey• Ptooie• Rocky Wrench• Scaredy Rat• Scaredy Rat 10-Stack• Small Cheep Cheep• Spike• Spike Top• Spiny• Super Ludship• Super Ludsub• Swoop• Wild Dino Rhino

Accordion Goombas

We ain't your father's Goombas.

Boing, boing!

We expand, you contract!

Try jumping! Or, y'know...don't...

Animal Trainer Shy Guy

It's OK... Everything is OK...

Thweep!

Wait!

I'm a professional!

Big Lava Bubble

No quotes.

Big Spiny

No quotes.

Black Lava Bubble

No quotes.

Black Shy Guy

*fwish*

I know all your moves.

......

My belt is black too!

Blooper

No quotes.

Blooper 10-Stack

No quotes.

Blue Shield Guy

En garde!

Defense wins games!

I'm the hammer jammer, baby!

Shield ready!

Notes:

All Shield Guy colors have the same quotes.

Blue Shy Guy

Standard

A bolt from the blue!

Blue streak!

Go, go, indigo!

Feeling blue?

Mid-battle variation: Holding a stolen card

One card shy of a full deck!

I'm taking this to the pawn shop!

Thanks for the card, fleshface!

I own you now!

Variation: The Golden Coliseum

Go home already!

Hey!

Look how cool I am!

I ain't scared... I'm terrified!

Variation: Fort Cobalt

Prepare to attack!

Intruder!

Yes, sir!

Defend Fort Cobalt!

Notes:

The five main Shy Guy colors (Red, Yellow, Blue, Green, and Pink) can steal cards from Mario. All of them have the same set of quotes while they are holding a card.
The Golden Coliseum: All Shy Guys have the same special quotes when you bump into them to start a battle in the coliseum. When you battle the "Shai Guyz," all five members also have these quotes.
Fort Cobalt: Blue Shy Guy, Blue Slurp Guy, Blue Spike Guy, Green Shy Guy, Pink Shy Guy, Pink Spike Guy, Yellow Shy Guy, and Yellow Spike Guy all have the same quotes.

Blue Slurp Guy

Standard

Blue paint...

Must...steal...blue...paint...

I bleed blue!

Gimme, gimme, gimme...

Variation: Fort Cobalt

Prepare to attack!

Intruder!

Yes, sir!

Defend Fort Cobalt!

Notes:

Fort Cobalt: Blue Shy Guy, Blue Slurp Guy, Blue Spike Guy, Green Shy Guy, Pink Shy Guy, Pink Spike Guy, Yellow Shy Guy, and Yellow Spike Guy all have the same quotes.

Blue Slurp Snifit

Standard

This is not a game!

I'll steal yer paint!

I got a straw and I'm using it!

I regret nothing!

Mid-battle variation: After spitting out its straw

I don't need a straw!

The best offense is a good offense!

If it ain't broke, don't fix it.

Regurgitating bullets in 5, 4, 3...

Variation: Mustard Café (Snifit Undersand Hideout)

Just stay calm...

Always follow the rules!

We must protect our territory!

I could go for some coffee...

Notes:

After spitting out their straw, all Slurp Snifit colors have the same quotes.
Snifit Undersand Hideout: Blue Slurp Snifit, Green Spike Snifit, Pink Snifit, Pink Spike Snifit, Red Slurp Snifit, Yellow Slurp Snifit, Yellow Snifit, and Yellow Whistle Snifit all have the same quotes.

Blue Snifit

You're jealous of my mask. Admit it.

Pew pew!

Noxious fumes are nothing to me!

You're in spitting distance!

Notes:

Blue, Green, Red, and Yellow Snifits all have the same standard quotes.

Blue Spike Guy

Standard

Hattack!

Oh no! Please don't jump on me!

I hat you so much.

Can't squish me!

Variation: Fort Cobalt

Prepare to attack!

Intruder!

Yes, sir!

Defend Fort Cobalt!

Notes:

Blue, Green, Red, and Yellow Spike Guys have the same standard quotes.
Fort Cobalt: Blue Shy Guy, Blue Slurp Guy, Blue Spike Guy, Green Shy Guy, Pink Shy Guy, Pink Spike Guy, Yellow Shy Guy, and Yellow Spike Guy all have the same quotes.

Blue Spike Snifit

My hat is special.

Heavy is the hat.

Show me your jump!

I'll never take my hat off!

Notes:

Blue, Green, Red, and Yellow Spike Snifits have the same standard quotes.

Blue Whistle Snifit

Fort Cobalt

Quitters never win!

Winners never quit!

Do it for the Magma Burgers!

Go hard or go home!

Notes:

Blue, Green, and Red Whistle Snifits all have the same quotes in Fort Cobalt.

Bob-omb

No quotes.

Bone Goomba

Bone mask...activate!

I'm still a Goomba at heart.

Pah! You can't hurt my bone mask.

Welcome to the BONE ZONE!

Boo

Ahahaha!

Mind turning around for a minute?

Boo! Yeah!

Quit staring!

Boo 10-Stack

Standard [10 in stack]

Ahahahahahah!

Standard [Mid-battle variation: 9 in stack]

Ahahahahaha!

Standard [Mid-battle variation: 8 in stack]

Ahahahahah!

Standard [Mid-battle variation: 7 in stack]

Ahahahaha!

Standard [Mid-battle variation: 6 in stack]

Ahahahah!

Standard [Mid-battle variation: 5 in stack]

Ahahaha!

Standard [Mid-battle variation: 4 in stack]

Ahahah!

Standard [Mid-battle variation: 3 in stack]

Ahaha!

Standard [Mid-battle variation: 2 in stack]

Ahah!

Standard [Mid-battle variation: 1 in stack]

Ha!

Boomerang Bro

BOOM! ERANG!

'RANGZZZ!

How's my boomerang taste?

You 'rang?

Bowser

No quotes.

Buzzy Beetle

Standard

Bah!

Can't flip me!

Bzzzzz!

Buzzy Beetle beatdown!

Mid-battle variation: Inside shell

Buzzy Beetle Blocker...engage!

Clickity-clack!

Mid-battle variation: Flipped over

Buzz-side down...

Whoopsie!

Buzzy Beetle Gang

Standard: 100% to 50% HP remaining

This ain't over yet!

Into the fire!

Mid-battle variation: 50% to 25% HP remaining

Mm mm mm mm

We're just getting started!

Mid-battle variation: 25% HP or less remaining

Cowardice is the better part of valor!

There's still time to run!

Buzzy Beetle Tower

No quotes.

Chariot Bro

No quotes.

Notes:

This Hammer Bro only appears during the Iggy battle.

Chariot Snifit

No quotes.

Notes:

This Red Snifit only appears during the Iggy battle.

Cheep Cheep

No quotes.

Circus Bro

My form is perfect.

Hattack!

Fly, boomerang!

Boomerang, come back!

Notes:

This enemy has no quotes in the battle with Lemmy.

Coal Guy

Standard

Keep those fireballs away from me!

You're on the naughty list!

Coal-hearted.

Fossil fuel!

Mid-battle variation: After losing coal

What happened to the coal?

Let's stop fighting and look for coal.

I love coal so much.

I...I need my coal.

Notes:

This enemy has no quotes in the battle with Larry.

Dino Rhino

No quotes.

Dry Bones

Is that the best you can do?

*click* *clack* *click* *clack*

*creak* *creak* *cough*

You can't fire me!

Dry Bones 5-Stack

Standard [5 in stack]

The driest of bones!

Standard [Mid-battle variation: 4 in stack]

We'll rattle your bones!

Standard [Mid-battle variation: 3 in stack]

Bone zone!

Standard [Mid-battle variation: 2 in stack]

Two bones are better than one...

Standard [Mid-battle variation: 1 in stack]

Lonely bones...

Fire Bro

Standard

FWOOSH!

Here comes the heat!

Burn!

I'm gonna light you up!

Variation: Redpepper Volcano

Sound off!

Coach, is this a drill?

Last one!

We've been practicing hard!

Notes:

This enemy has no quotes in the battle with Wendy.

Fire Bro 8-Stack

Standard [8 in stack]

Fear the power of eight!

Standard [Mid-battle variation: 7 in stack]

Our 7-stack is still pretty hot!

Standard [Mid-battle variation: 6 in stack]

Super six, baby!

Standard [Mid-battle variation: 5 in stack]

Still alive with five, bro!

Standard [Mid-battle variation: 4 in stack]

Half strength is more than enough!

Standard [Mid-battle variation: 3 in stack]

We've still got our big three!

Standard [Mid-battle variation: 2 in stack]

We're still 2 much for you!

Standard [Mid-battle variation: 1 in stack]

I'm going down with the stack!

Fire Piranha Plant

No quotes.

Fuzzy

Multiply!

We are legion!

Multiply! Divide! Repeat! Destroy!

If you hit us, we divide!

Fuzzy Stack

Standard [8 in stack]

Eight is great!

Standard [Mid-battle variation: 4 in stack]

Divided we stand!

Standard [Mid-battle variation: 3 in stack]

Don't count us out yet!

Standard [Mid-battle variation: 2 in stack]

We're still in this thing!

Standard [Mid-battle variation: 1 in stack]

So lonely...

Notes:

Fuzzy Stack starts off as an 8-stack and splits in half if you don't take him out in one attack. You can get them to split into two 3-stacks by hitting them only two or three times with a single Hopslipper card.

Gold Shy Guy

Standard

Solid gold!

You want the gold. Admit it.

I'll melt YOU down!

This metal ain't precious.

Mid-battle variation: After losing gold layer

From riches to rags...

Look away. I'm hideous!

I declare bankruptcy!

Bloop.

Notes:

Gold Shy Guy has the same quotes as Silver Shy Guy after losing his gold layer.
This enemy has no quotes in the battle with Wendy.

Goomba

Standard

I am a bit tired of being stomped.

Goomba power!

I WILL AVENGE MY FAMILY!

I'm small, but I won't give up!

Variation: The Golden Coliseum

I'm just a simple country Goomba...

I'll never give up!

I may be weak, but I'm...also slow.

Goombakalaka!

Notes:

The Golden Coliseum: This enemy has special quotes if you bump into it to start a battle in the coliseum.

Green Pokey

Standard

Pokey power!

I don't even need spikes.

Green Pokey! That's me!

Lean and green!

Variation: Wearing Huey as a hat

Like the hat?

Green Roller Guy

Standard

KO me? I'll KO you!

The ring won't stop!

Wheel go round and round and...

Heave-ho! Heave-ho!

Mid-battle variation: After losing ring

The ring's the thing.

Rollololololol!

Notes:

All Roller Guy colors have the same quotes.

Green Shy Guy

Standard

Gimme your paint!

Gang green!

Shy-yaaa!

I'm a mean, green, fighting machine!

Mid-battle variation: Holding a stolen card

One card shy of a full deck!

I'm taking this to the pawn shop!

Thanks for the card, fleshface!

I own you now!

Variation: The Golden Coliseum

Go home already!

Hey!

Look how cool I am!

I ain't scared... I'm terrified!

Variation: Fort Cobalt

Prepare to attack!

Intruder!

Yes, sir!

Defend Fort Cobalt!

Notes:

The five main Shy Guy colors (Red, Yellow, Blue, Green, and Pink) can steal cards from Mario. All of them have the same set of quotes while they are holding a card.
The Golden Coliseum: All Shy Guys have the same special quotes when you bump into them to start a battle in the coliseum. When you battle the "Shai Guyz," all five members also have these quotes.
Fort Cobalt: Blue Shy Guy, Blue Slurp Guy, Blue Spike Guy, Green Shy Guy, Pink Shy Guy, Pink Spike Guy, Yellow Shy Guy, and Yellow Spike Guy all have the same quotes.

Green Snifit

You're jealous of my mask. Admit it.

Pew pew!

Noxious fumes are nothing to me!

You're in spitting distance!

Notes:

Blue, Green, Red, and Yellow Snifits all have the same standard quotes.

Green Spike Guy

Hattack!

Oh no! Please don't jump on me!

I hat you so much.

Can't squish me!

Notes:

Blue, Green, Red, and Yellow Spike Guys have the same standard quotes.

Green Spike Snifit

Standard

My hat is special.

Heavy is the hat.

Show me your jump!

I'll never take my hat off!

Variation: Mustard Café (Snifit Undersand Hideout)

Just stay calm...

Always follow the rules!

We must protect our territory!

I could go for some coffee...

Notes:

Blue, Green, Red, and Yellow Spike Snifits have the same standard quotes.
Snifit Undersand Hideout: Blue Slurp Snifit, Green Spike Snifit, Pink Snifit, Pink Spike Snifit, Red Slurp Snifit, Yellow Slurp Snifit, Yellow Snifit, and Yellow Whistle Snifit all have the same quotes.

Green Whistle Snifit

Standard

Pew pew!

You're in spitting distance!

Noxious fumes are nothing to me!

You're jealous of my mask. Admit it.

Variation: Fort Cobalt

Quitters never win!

Winners never quit!

Do it for the Magma Burgers!

Go hard or go home!

Notes:

His standard quotes are the same as a regular Snifit.
Fort Cobalt: Blue, Green, and Red Whistle Snifits all have the same quotes.

Hammer Bro

Bring down the hammer!

I challenge you to a hammer-off!

Need a general contractor?

Hit it!

Ice Bro

Cool it, bro!

Freeze!

Hope you like...cold stuff...

Climate change!

Notes:

This enemy has no quotes in the battle with Wendy.

Iggy

No quotes.

Juggler Bro

Watch. Wonder. WHAM!

Oops!

Wheeee!

The juggle is real.

Notes:

This enemy has no quotes in the battle with Lemmy.

Kamek

No quotes.

Koopa Paratroopa

Standard

The ground is for suckers.

Hammers can't hurt me up here!

Nyah, nyah! Can't get me!

Why walk when you can fly?

Mid-battle variation: Grounded

No! I've been grounded!

Broken wings, broken heart...

Mid-battle variation: Flipped over

Mind helpin' a guy out here?

I'm done for...

Mid-battle variation: Inside shell

I'm a shell of my former self.

I'm, like, a regular Koopa Troopa...

Variation: Ludwig battle

Executing orders!

Don't mess up our formation!

Don't panic, guys!

Seize Mario!

Notes:

This enemy has no quotes in the battle with Larry.

Koopa Paratroopa 10-Stack

No quotes.

Notes:

This enemy only appears during the Larry battle.

Koopa Troopa

Standard

Don't you dare kick my shell!

I'm a Koopa Troopa. Deal with it.

I can't do much from inside my shell.

You step on me? I hide, bro!

Mid-battle variation: Flipped over

This isn't good...

Gah! Everything's upside down!

Mid-battle variation: Inside shell

In your face!

I'm in my shell, biding my time.

Variation: The Golden Coliseum

No bone? No problem. I got a shell!

Who's the special guest?

Here I go!

One step at a time...

Variation: Vortex Island laundry room

Now I have to rewear this gross shell.

Dry clean only?!

What did that washer do to you?

I won't use the gentle cycle on you!

Notes:

The Golden Coliseum: This enemy has special quotes if you bump into it to start a battle in the coliseum.

Koopa Troopa 6-Stack

Standard [6 in stack]

Super six shell attack!

Standard [Mid-battle variation: 5 in stack]

Fab-five shell attack!

Standard [Mid-battle variation: 4 in stack]

Four-on-the-floor shell attack!

Standard [Mid-battle variation: 3 in stack]

Triple-threat shell attack!

Standard [Mid-battle variation: 2 in stack]

Eh, double shell attack...

Standard [Mid-battle variation: 1 in stack]

Just one shell? Meh.

Larry

No quotes.

Laundry Guy

This is a great article...of clothing.

Now what am I gonna wear?

I was doing laundry!

AND I left my wallet in my jeans!

Lava Bubble

No quotes.

Lemmy

No quotes.

Ludwig

No quotes.

Mega Goomba

HOW DOES IT FEEL?!

PRETTY BIG, RIGHT?

I LOOK DOWN ON YOU!

BEAT IT, SMALL FRY!

Morton

No quotes.

Ninji

I am the darkness!

Ninji shield!

See ya!

Ninja double!

Paint Guy

Variation: Ruddy Road

How'd you find us?!

Keep your mitts off my paint!

The dancing was our downfall...

I slurped this fair and square!

Variation: Black Bowser's Castle

Man, I'm tired of red paint.

This is my 43rd loop today.

Wish I could visit Port Prisma...

I'm on paint detail all week.

Paper-Cone Goomba

Poke! Poke!

Jump on me... I dare ya!

Spike you very much!

Iron Jump is cheating!

Paragoomba

Standard

Behold—the power of Paragoomba!

I can fly! Whee!

Wish I could fly higher...

I'll swoop ya!

Mid-battle variation: Grounded

My wings! NOOOOO!

I've been grounded. *sob*

Pedestal

No quotes.

Notes:

This object appears in the Morton battle.

Petea Piranha

Standard

GUUGUU GAAGAA?!

GLEE GLEP GLAK!

GAGGA GAGGA!

GOOGOO!

Mid-battle variation: Flipped over

Geeegeeeee...

Gagaaaaa...

Pink Roller Guy

Standard

KO me? I'll KO you!

The ring won't stop!

Wheel go round and round and...

Heave-ho! Heave-ho!

Mid-battle variation: After losing ring

The ring's the thing.

Rollololololol!

Notes:

All Roller Guy colors have the same quotes.

Pink Shy Guy

Standard

Real Shy Guys wear pink.

Think pink!

I don't shy away from danger!

Pink power!

Mid-battle variation: Holding a stolen card

One card shy of a full deck!

I'm taking this to the pawn shop!

Thanks for the card, fleshface!

I own you now!

Variation: The Golden Coliseum

Go home already!

Hey!

Look how cool I am!

I ain't scared... I'm terrified!

Variation: Fort Cobalt

Prepare to attack!

Intruder!

Yes, sir!

Defend Fort Cobalt!

Notes:

The five main Shy Guy colors (Red, Yellow, Blue, Green, and Pink) can steal cards from Mario. All of them have the same set of quotes while they are holding a card.
The Golden Coliseum: All Shy Guys have the same special quotes when you bump into them to start a battle in the coliseum. When you battle the "Shai Guyz," all five members also have these quotes.
Fort Cobalt: Blue Shy Guy, Blue Slurp Guy, Blue Spike Guy, Green Shy Guy, Pink Shy Guy, Pink Spike Guy, Yellow Shy Guy, and Yellow Spike Guy all have the same quotes.

Pink Snifit

Mustard Café (Snifit Undersand Hideout)

Just stay calm...

Always follow the rules!

We must protect our territory!

I could go for some coffee...

Notes:

Snifit Undersand Hideout: Blue Slurp Snifit, Green Spike Snifit, Pink Snifit, Pink Spike Snifit, Red Slurp Snifit, Yellow Slurp Snifit, Yellow Snifit, and Yellow Whistle Snifit all have the same quotes.

Pink Spike Guy

Fort Cobalt

Prepare to attack!

Intruder!

Yes, sir!

Defend Fort Cobalt!

Notes:

Fort Cobalt: Blue Shy Guy, Blue Slurp Guy, Blue Spike Guy, Green Shy Guy, Pink Shy Guy, Pink Spike Guy, Yellow Shy Guy, and Yellow Spike Guy all have the same quotes.

Pink Spike Snifit

Mustard Café (Snifit Undersand Hideout)

Just stay calm...

Always follow the rules!

We must protect our territory!

I could go for some coffee...

Notes:

Snifit Undersand Hideout: Blue Slurp Snifit, Green Spike Snifit, Pink Snifit, Pink Spike Snifit, Red Slurp Snifit, Yellow Slurp Snifit, Yellow Snifit, and Yellow Whistle Snifit all have the same quotes.

Piranha Plant

No quotes.

Poison Blooper

No quotes.

Pokey

I'm sharp as a tack!

Pokey's the name. Poking's my game.

Watch out—I'm Pokey!

POKE!

Pry Guy

No quotes.

Ptooie

No quotes.

Red Roller Guy

Standard

KO me? I'll KO you!

The ring won't stop!

Wheel go round and round and...

Heave-ho! Heave-ho!

Mid-battle variation: After losing ring

The ring's the thing.

Rollololololol!

Notes:

All Roller Guy colors have the same quotes.

Red Shield Guy

En garde!

Defense wins games!

I'm the hammer jammer, baby!

Shield ready!

Notes:

All Shield Guy colors have the same quotes.

Red Shy Guy

Standard

Red just isn't your color.

Once smitten, twice shy...

You're lucky I misplaced my straw...

You messed up, fleshface!

Mid-battle variation: Holding a stolen card

One card shy of a full deck!

I'm taking this to the pawn shop!

Thanks for the card, fleshface!

I own you now!

Variation: Mario's first battle (Prisma Town)

Action Commands are for losers!

Don't worry—everyone's bad at first.

Is this your first battle?

It's so cute that you're trying.

Variation: Duo playing catch (Indigo Underground)

Whee! Playing catch!

Get outta the way!

Variation: Group running in circles chasing green Rescue Toad (Indigo Underground)

Run for it!

Can't stop, won't stop...

WAIT!

Round and round and round and...

Variation: At green Rescue Toad bridge (Indigo Underground)

It's a bridge—get over it!

Pfft. Nice bridge...

Perfect landing!

Who said anything about a rescue?

Variation: Crimson Tower airship (deck)

What a tremendous battle!

Quickly! Before they notice!

Look—a stowaway!

Maybe they're seasick.

Variation: Crimson Tower airship (helm)

Starboard!

Port!

Full speed ahead!

Who's the captain here?

Variation: Morton battle

We came prepared!

Working overtime!

That pedestal is heavy...

How you like them Shy Guys?

Variation: Sunglow Ridge factory

This factory is ours!

We're gonna roll ya!

We should get back to work.

Heave ho, log throw!

Variation: The Golden Coliseum

Go home already!

Hey!

Look how cool I am!

I ain't scared... I'm terrified!

Variation: Mossrock Theater (on trapeze)

Wheee!

The greatest show on Prism Island!

The circus is fun.

No cell phones, please.

Variation: Mossrock Theater (on trapeze, depressed)

Like, what's the point, man?

*gasp!*

This is fine.

This is NOT fine.

Notes:

The five main Shy Guy colors (Red, Yellow, Blue, Green, and Pink) can steal cards from Mario. All of them have the same set of quotes while they are holding a card.
In Mario's first battle, Red Shy Guy and Red Slurp Guy have the same set of quotes.
In the green Rescue Toad bridge battle, Red Shy Guy and Red Spike Guy have the same set of quotes.
Crimson Tower airship helm battle: Red Shy Guy and Red Spike Guy in this battle have the same set of quotes.
The Golden Coliseum: All Shy Guys have the same special quotes when you bump into them to start a battle in the coliseum. When you battle the "Shai Guyz," all five members also have these quotes.
Red Shy Guys with Larry have no quotes.
The Red Shy Guy with Big Lava Bubble has no quotes.

Red Slurp Guy

Standard

Mmm... Red paint...

I'ma slurp your face off!

SLUUURP! *burp*

Strawmageddon!

Variation: Mario's first battle (Prisma Town)

Action Commands are for losers!

Don't worry—everyone's bad at first.

Is this your first battle?

It's so cute that you're trying.

Variation: Trio dancing in Ruddy Road

Dancing helps us concentrate!

Let's all drink paint.

Mario?! What are you doing here?

Paint tastes better in the country.

Notes:

In Mario's first battle, Red Slurp Guy and Red Shy Guy have the same set of quotes.
Red Slurp Guy has no quotes during the battle in Port Prisma when you temporarily don't have any cards.

Red Slurp Snifit

Standard

The straw fits perfectly.

I'm all about stealing paint.

I don't spit bullets... I steal paint!

I like red paint best.

Mid-battle variation: After spitting out its straw

I don't need a straw!

The best offense is a good offense!

If it ain't broke, don't fix it.

Regurgitating bullets in 5, 4, 3...

Variation: Mustard Café (Snifit Undersand Hideout)

Just stay calm...

Always follow the rules!

We must protect our territory!

I could go for some coffee...

Notes:

After spitting out their straw, all Slurp Snifit colors have the same quotes.
Snifit Undersand Hideout: Blue Slurp Snifit, Green Spike Snifit, Pink Snifit, Pink Spike Snifit, Red Slurp Snifit, Yellow Slurp Snifit, Yellow Snifit, and Yellow Whistle Snifit all have the same quotes.

Red Snifit

Standard

You're jealous of my mask. Admit it.

Pew pew!

Noxious fumes are nothing to me!

You're in spitting distance!

Variation: The Golden Coliseum

Are you bad to the bone?

Spitfire!

I'm fired up...ish.

Is everyone looking at me?

Notes:

Blue, Green, Red, and Yellow Snifits all have the same standard quotes.
The Golden Coliseum: This enemy has special quotes if you bump into it to start a battle in the coliseum.

Red Spike Guy

Standard

Hattack!

Oh no! Please don't jump on me!

I hat you so much.

Can't squish me!

Variation: At green Rescue Toad bridge (Indigo Underground)

It's a bridge—get over it!

Pfft. Nice bridge...

Perfect landing!

Who said anything about a rescue?

Variation: Crimson Tower airship (helm)

Starboard!

Port!

Full speed ahead!

Who's the captain here?

Notes:

Blue, Green, Red, and Yellow Spike Guys have the same standard quotes.
In the green Rescue Toad bridge battle, Red Shy Guy and Red Spike Guy have the same set of quotes.
Crimson Tower airship helm battle: Red Shy Guy and Red Spike Guy in this battle have the same set of quotes.
Red Spike Guys with Larry have no quotes.

Red Spike Snifit

My hat is special.

Heavy is the hat.

Show me your jump!

I'll never take my hat off!

Notes:

Blue, Green, Red, and Yellow Spike Snifits have the same standard quotes.

Red Whistle Snifit

Fort Cobalt

Quitters never win!

Winners never quit!

Do it for the Magma Burgers!

Go hard or go home!

Notes:

Blue, Green, and Red Whistle Snifits all have the same quotes in Fort Cobalt.

Rocky Wrench

Standard

Nyah, nyah! Can't get me!

Gut wrencher!

Ugh, this lid is heavy.

It's too bright outside!

Mid-battle variation: Hiding inside hole

I need more wrenches...

This hole is too small!

Roy

No quotes.

Scaredy Rat

Squeek, squeek!

Squeeeek!

I SAID SQUEEEEK!

Squeek!

Scaredy Rat 10-Stack

Standard [10 in stack]

Squeeeeek squeeeeek

Standard [Mid-battle variation: 9 in stack]

Squeeeek squeeeek

Standard [Mid-battle variation: 8 in stack]

Squeeek squeeek

Standard [Mid-battle variation: 7 or 6 in stack]

Squeek squeek

Standard [Mid-battle variation: 5 in stack]

Squeeeeeeek

Standard [Mid-battle variation: 4 in stack]

Squeeeeeek

Standard [Mid-battle variation: 3 in stack]

Squeeeeek

Standard [Mid-battle variation: 2 in stack]

Squeeek

Standard [Mid-battle variation: 1 in stack]

Squeek

Shady Sledge Bro

Variation: Dark Bloo Inn

I hit hard!

I got this! Y'all hang back!

Don't go runnin' nowhere!

Oi! Oi!

Variation: Vortex Island laundry room

No mercy!

So cold...

Avert your eyes!

Those socks were so comfy!

Shunned Guy

Variation: Indigo Underground

Not fire! Anything but fire!

Heh... Eheheheh...

My favorite color is slurple!

Paint and suffering...

Variation: Tangerino Grill

Eheheheh...

Shhhhhhhhhhhhhh...

*sniff* *sniff*

SCHLURRRRRRP... Tastyyyyyyyyy...

Shy Guy 4-Stack

Variation: First encounter in Cherry Lake

We need a fifth!

C'mon! It'll be fun!

Variation: Second encounter in Cherry Lake

The power of paper!

Join up with us—it'll be fun!

You seem pretty crisp...

4-stack 4 life!

Shy Guy 5-Stack

Standard [5 in stack]

Five Shy Guys!

Standard [Mid-battle variation: 4 in stack]

Fore!

Standard [Mid-battle variation: 3 in stack]

Triple threat!

Standard [Mid-battle variation: 2 in stack]

Double trouble!

Standard [Mid-battle variation: 1 in stack]

Don't hurt me!

Variation: Vortex Island laundry room

We'll take you to the cleaners!

We got a discount for buying five!

Those were our lucky hoods!

We worked so hard to match!

Silver Shy Guy

Standard

Freeeeow! Swooooosh! Bang!

I'm nonstick, baby!

PING!

I'm SO metal.

Mid-battle variation: After losing silver layer

From riches to rags...

Look away. I'm hideous!

I declare bankruptcy!

Bloop.

Notes:

Silver Shy Guy has the same quotes as Gold Shy Guy after losing his silver layer.

Sledge Bro

I can jump, too...

Your hammer is puny!

I'm feeling smashy!

SLEDGE SMASH!

Small Buzzy Beetle

Standard

Buzzy!

Small but not scared!

Slow and steady...

Can't crush this!

Mid-battle variation: Inside shell

*clink*

*clank*

Small Buzzy Beetle Gang

Standard: 100% to 50% HP remaining

You're not walking away in one piece...

Into the fire!

Mid-battle variation: 50% to 25% HP remaining

Yes...

We're just getting started!

Mid-battle variation: 25% HP or less remaining

Sometimes running away is brave...right?

There's still time to run!

Small Cheep Cheep

No quotes.

Small Goomba

Hey! I'm small-boned!

It's not the size of the Goomba in the fight...

Goomba power!

Mario's huge, huh?

Small Goomba Gang

Standard: 100% to 50% HP remaining

All together now...get 'em!

We can do this if we stick together!

Mid-battle variation: 50% to 25% HP remaining

Still going strong!

OK, on my mark...

Mid-battle variation: 25% HP or less remaining

We're not scared...

Where did everyone go?

Small Goomba Wheel

We're gonna get you!

Let's get rowdy!

Oi! Oi! Oi!

Here we come!

Small Hammer Bro

I'm a growing Hammer Bro.

Hey, down here!

I'll give it my best!

I can still hit you from down here!

Soggy Guy

I'll smear ya!

So soggy...

These colors don't run. Oh, wait...

Why's everything so blurry?

Sombrero Guy

Passionate arpeggio of DOOM!

I'm all hat, ALL CATTLE!

Fear the sombrero!

How do you say? Ah, yes. Attack!

Spike

Standard

My lips are chapped...

SPIKE, SPIKE, SPIKE!

Dodge this!

I'm not big—my shell's just small!

Variation: Holding spiked ball

Catch!

This is going to hurt!

Variation: Ludwig battle

The Ludship... It's...glorious!

Remember your training...

I wasn't ready for this...

It's my big moment...

Spike Top

Standard

I'm basically invincible!

Only got one spike. Only need one.

Jumps welcome.

Look who grew a spike!

Mid-battle variation: Flipped over

Don't threaten me!

Well, this is awkward...

Mid-battle variation: Inside shell

I'm a shell of my former self...

It's cozy in here...

Spiny

Standard

Lookin' sharp!

Go, Team Spiny!

Need some foot acupuncture?

Go ahead—stomp me!

Mid-battle variation: Flipped over

I'm dizzy...

Guh?

Steak

No quotes.

Super Ludship

No quotes.

Notes:

This object appears in the Ludwig battle.

Super Ludsub

No quotes.

Notes:

This object appears in the Ludwig battle.

Swoop

Variation: Flying high

The higher I fly, the safer I am...

Nyah, nyah, you can't fly!

Fly hiiiiigh...

Try the hammer—I dare ya!

Variation: Flying low

Swoop?

Woops!

Swoooop...

Swoop!

The Shy Bandit

I thought I took care of you...

It's the cops!

You'll never take me alive!

The Shy Bandit strikes again!

Trampoline Shy Guys

No quotes.

Unicycle Shy Guys

No quotes.

Wendy

No quotes.

Wild Dino Rhino

No quotes.

Yellow Shield Guy

En garde!

Defense wins games!

I'm the hammer jammer, baby!

Shield ready!

Notes:

All Shield Guy colors have the same quotes.

Yellow Shy Guy

Standard

Don't call me yellow!

Shy Guys 4 life!

Hello, yellow!

Jelly of my yelly?

Mid-battle variation: Holding a stolen card

One card shy of a full deck!

I'm taking this to the pawn shop!

Thanks for the card, fleshface!

I own you now!

Variation: The Golden Coliseum

Go home already!

Hey!

Look how cool I am!

I ain't scared... I'm terrified!

Variation: Fort Cobalt

Prepare to attack!

Intruder!

Yes, sir!

Defend Fort Cobalt!

Notes:

The five main Shy Guy colors (Red, Yellow, Blue, Green, and Pink) can steal cards from Mario. All of them have the same set of quotes while they are holding a card.
The Golden Coliseum: All Shy Guys have the same special quotes when you bump into them to start a battle in the coliseum. When you battle the "Shai Guyz," all five members also have these quotes.
Fort Cobalt: Blue Shy Guy, Blue Slurp Guy, Blue Spike Guy, Green Shy Guy, Pink Shy Guy, Pink Spike Guy, Yellow Shy Guy, and Yellow Spike Guy all have the same quotes.

Yellow Slurp Guy

What's yellow and tastes like paint?

Paaaaaint...

This yellow ain't mellow!

Slurp it up!

Yellow Slurp Snifit

Standard

I want paint and I want it now!

Let's take this straw for a test slurp.

Yellow is my favorite color.

I'm feeling a little gun-shy...

Mid-battle variation: After spitting out its straw

I don't need a straw!

The best offense is a good offense!

If it ain't broke, don't fix it.

Regurgitating bullets in 5, 4, 3...

Variation: Mustard Café (Snifit Undersand Hideout)

Just stay calm...

Always follow the rules!

We must protect our territory!

I could go for some coffee...

Notes:

After spitting out their straw, all Slurp Snifit colors have the same quotes.
Snifit Undersand Hideout: Blue Slurp Snifit, Green Spike Snifit, Pink Snifit, Pink Spike Snifit, Red Slurp Snifit, Yellow Slurp Snifit, Yellow Snifit, and Yellow Whistle Snifit all have the same quotes.

Yellow Snifit

Standard

You're jealous of my mask. Admit it.

Pew pew!

Noxious fumes are nothing to me!

You're in spitting distance!

Variation: Mustard Café (Snifit Undersand Hideout)

Just stay calm...

Always follow the rules!

We must protect our territory!

I could go for some coffee...

Notes:

Blue, Green, Red, and Yellow Snifits all have the same standard quotes.
Snifit Undersand Hideout: Blue Slurp Snifit, Green Spike Snifit, Pink Snifit, Pink Spike Snifit, Red Slurp Snifit, Yellow Slurp Snifit, Yellow Snifit, and Yellow Whistle Snifit all have the same quotes.

Yellow Spike Guy

Standard

Hattack!

Oh no! Please don't jump on me!

I hat you so much.

Can't squish me!

Variation: Fort Cobalt

Prepare to attack!

Intruder!

Yes, sir!

Defend Fort Cobalt!

Notes:

Blue, Green, Red, and Yellow Spike Guys have the same standard quotes.
Fort Cobalt: Blue Shy Guy, Blue Slurp Guy, Blue Spike Guy, Green Shy Guy, Pink Shy Guy, Pink Spike Guy, Yellow Shy Guy, and Yellow Spike Guy all have the same quotes.

Yellow Spike Snifit

My hat is special.

Heavy is the hat.

Show me your jump!

I'll never take my hat off!

Notes:

Blue, Green, Red, and Yellow Spike Snifits have the same standard quotes.

Yellow Whistle Snifit

Mustard Café (Snifit Undersand Hideout)

Just stay calm...

Always follow the rules!

We must protect our territory!

I could go for some coffee...

Notes:

Snifit Undersand Hideout: Blue Slurp Snifit, Green Spike Snifit, Pink Snifit, Pink Spike Snifit, Red Slurp Snifit, Yellow Slurp Snifit, Yellow Snifit, and Yellow Whistle Snifit all have the same quotes.