Fowl Warning:
Why did the hen cross the road halfway? She wanted to lay it on the line.
Why did the rubber chicken cross the road? To stretch her legs.
Why did the turkey cross the road? To prove he wasn't chicken.
What do you call a chicken who crosses the road without looking both ways? Dinner.
Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens had yet to evolve.
Why did the chicken cross the road twice? He was a double crosser.
Why did the chicken cross the road again? To prove to the armadillo that it could be done.
Why did the chicken cross the playground? He wanted to get to the other slide.
Why didn't the chicken skeleton cross the road? Because he didn't have enough guts.
Which day of the week do chickens hate most? Fry-day.
What do you get if you cross a chicken with a bell? A bird that has to ring its own neck.
Why did the Roman chicken cross the road? She was afraid someone would Caesar!
Why did the chicken cross the road? To prove to the possum it could actually be done!