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Author Topic: You Groan, You Lose  (Read 65778 times)

ShadowBrain

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« Reply #210 on: June 07, 2011, 07:33:57 AM »
I got "502 Bad Gateway".
"Mario is your oyster." ~The Chef

Luigison

  • Old Person™
« Reply #211 on: June 07, 2011, 07:48:34 AM »
Fowl Warning:

Why did the hen cross the road halfway? She wanted to lay it on the line.
Why did the rubber chicken cross the road? To stretch her legs.
Why did the turkey cross the road? To prove he wasn't chicken.
What do you call a chicken who crosses the road without looking both ways? Dinner.
Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens had yet to evolve.
Why did the chicken cross the road twice? He was a double crosser.
Why did the chicken cross the road again? To prove to the armadillo that it could be done.
Why did the chicken cross the playground? He wanted to get to the other slide.
Why didn't the chicken skeleton cross the road? Because he didn't have enough guts.
Which day of the week do chickens hate most? Fry-day.
What do you get if you cross a chicken with a bell? A bird that has to ring its own neck.
Why did the Roman chicken cross the road? She was afraid someone would Caesar!
Why did the chicken cross the road? To prove to the possum it could actually be done!
“Evolution has shaped us with perceptions that allow us to survive. But part of that involves hiding from us the stuff we don’t need to know."

« Reply #212 on: June 07, 2011, 08:35:00 AM »
I got "502 Bad Gateway".

Try the link again later. It's worth it.
YYur  waYur n beYur you Yur plusYur instYur an Yur Yur whaYur

WarpRattler

  • Paid by the word
« Reply #213 on: June 09, 2011, 07:59:01 PM »
What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison?


                             A small medium at large.                           



Why did the baker croissant the road?


That's just how he rolls.                                                           

« Reply #214 on: June 09, 2011, 08:31:39 PM »
Lost to the second one.
YYur  waYur n beYur you Yur plusYur instYur an Yur Yur whaYur

« Reply #215 on: June 11, 2011, 12:47:31 AM »
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YYur  waYur n beYur you Yur plusYur instYur an Yur Yur whaYur

ShadowBrain

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« Reply #216 on: June 11, 2011, 09:53:18 AM »
I lost.
"Mario is your oyster." ~The Chef

« Reply #217 on: June 14, 2011, 10:54:06 PM »
;~;
YYur  waYur n beYur you Yur plusYur instYur an Yur Yur whaYur

ShadowBrain

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« Reply #218 on: June 14, 2011, 11:06:10 PM »
Oh God, that's sad.
"Mario is your oyster." ~The Chef

« Reply #219 on: June 25, 2011, 06:04:46 PM »
Unwillingly, but successfully! Twice!

ShadowBrain

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« Reply #220 on: June 25, 2011, 11:19:06 PM »
Tardy response image, or poor attempt at eliciting a loss?
"Mario is your oyster." ~The Chef

« Reply #221 on: June 26, 2011, 03:34:11 AM »
The former.
Unwillingly, but successfully! Twice!

« Reply #222 on: June 27, 2011, 06:17:40 PM »
YYur  waYur n beYur you Yur plusYur instYur an Yur Yur whaYur

Turtlekid1

  • Tortuga
« Reply #223 on: June 27, 2011, 11:59:39 PM »
What's the difference between a cat and a comma?























































One has claws at the end of its paws and one is a pause at the end of a clause.
"It'll say life is sacred and so is death
but death is life and so we move on"

« Reply #224 on: June 28, 2011, 04:59:08 PM »
What's the difference between a wolf and a flea?

One howls on the prairie and the other prowls on the hairy
Kinopio is the ultimate video game character! Who else can drive a kart, host parties, play tennis, give good advice and items, and is almost always happy??

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