Suffix:
I
hate this assignment. It must be-
Announcer:
BORED
TIME!
Suffix:
Err,
yeah. And today, we have a special-
Announcer:
BORED
ENTRY DELUXE! 2 FOR THE POST OF 1!
Suffix:
I
was just about to say-
Announcer:
DOUBLE
THE LENGTH! DOUBLE THE FUN!
Suffix:
class=SpellE>Hmph. I think I should have a little more control over
this, being the writer and all.
Pippin:
Let
him. He gives you more time to pay attention to me. Why are you still typing?
Suffix:
Shush,
it’s a
;owe90o;/arihsrl/kjgardwq—Get off the keyboard!
Announcer:
WILL
THE STORY START?
Pippin:
That
was quick. Go fill my food dish.
Narrator:******'mso-tab-count:1'> Surprise! *explodes with confetti*
Mr. class=SpellE>Orwen: Well, what’s
Harry doing today?
Billy:******'mso-tab-count:1'> Nothing much. *gold door
appears*
Harry:******'mso-tab-count:1'> Ah-ha! I recognize this!
Billy:******'mso-tab-count:1'> Whoa! You mean that little dish
over there?
Harry:******'mso-tab-count:1'> No, the door right in front of
you.
Mr. class=SpellE>Orwen: Look at
how intricate these patterns are! It would take centuries to make even a mold
for this!
Billy:******'mso-tab-count:1'> Ooo,
it’s all pretty and shiny.
Harry:******'mso-tab-count:1'> Okay… Now, I just need to
remember how to operate one of these. I think that we must-
Billy:******'mso-tab-count:1'> Play “creeket!â€
Mr. class=SpellE>Orwen: What’s the
matter with you, huh? You’ve interrupted this guy 18 times today, all at
important points.
Billy:******'mso-tab-count:1'> Sorry, mister.
Mr. class=SpellE>Orwen: Hey! Where’d
the door get to?
Harry:******'mso-tab-count:1'> Aw, great. Second time this
month!
WILL “HARRYâ€
GET ANOTHER CHANCE?
WILL HE UNRAVEL
THE MYSTERY?
WILL WE BE
BACK, AFTER THESE MESSAGES?
text-indent:-1.0in'>-- Meanwhile, in some other dimension or whatever… --
Dr. class=SpellE>Dufus: I class=SpellE>haf done eet! My program is class=SpellE>compleet!
class=SpellE>Eegore: *snickers
idiotically* Now, we cuhn wule
duh wuhld!
Dr. class=SpellE>Dufus: No, you
eembeceele! Eetclass=GramE> es for zah completion
of higher vareeable eequasions.
Beeyond zee quadratieecs!
class=SpellE>Eegore: Duh…
Dr. class=SpellE>Dufus: class=SpellE>Queek! To zee teleephone! Wee class=SpellE>moost contahct zee Patent class=SpellE>Offeece!
text-indent:-1.0in'>-- Two minutes later --
Operator:******'mso-tab-count:1'> Patent Office, what is it this time?
Dr. class=SpellE>Dufus: *strains
his voice* It iss a mahsterful
program that solves polynomials quickly!
Operator:******'mso-tab-count:1'> Just a moment. “Program
for Rapid Solution of Math Stuff.†Okay, what is your full name?
class=SpellE>Eegore: class=SpellE>Gib me uh tuwn!
Dr. class=SpellE>Dufus: So class=SpellE>sorree. Eet es,
ahem, mine assistehnt. Let go, stoopeet!
Sorry! I-
Operator:******'mso-tab-count:1'> Whoa! Is that a big, rotating cone in
the sky?
Dr. class=SpellE>Dufus: Gasp!
It ees the Dienight Zone!
My story, my program—they are doomed! Doomed, I tell you!
Operator:******'mso-tab-count:1'> *whispers* A dimension of
disorganization… Ow! What-
class=SpellE>Bobbert: …happened?
class=SpellE>Billbert: Beats
me. One moment, we’re discussing types of fruits, and the suddenly,
class=SpellE>Bertbert: You’re
standing in a quiet, dense jungle!
class=SpellE>Billbert: Exactly.
class=SpellE>Brodbert: class=SpellE>Huhuh! Let’s go find some buhnanuhs!
class=SpellE>Bobbert: Hooray!
WILL THE TIDE
OF THE DIENIGHT ZONE RECEDE?
OR WILL
EVERYTHING BE DOOMED TO HUMID FORESTS?
IS THE FREE BACON
DONE COOKING?
DO I EVEN LIKE
BACON?
Edited by - Suffix on 1/18/2005 7:35:35 PM