The Random Song Thread

[Weegee]

One eye is brown,
The other is brown.
I am a fish,
I swim around.
You say I'm lost,
I disagree.
The map has changed,
And with it, me.

Flying through the seaweed,
What strange things I see below.
Cars are waiting,
Windshields wiping,
Nowhere left to go! Oh!

The ice caps are melting, oh ho ho ho!
All the world is drowning, oh ho ho ho ho.
The ice caps are melting,
The tide is rushing in.
All the world is drowning,
To wash away the sin.

The seagull flies,
In search of land.
The children hide,
Beneath the sand.
As golden toys,
Come floating down,
I play the fish,
I swim around.

Flying through the seaweed,
what strange things I see below.
Cars are waiting,
Windshields wiping,
Nowhere left to go!

The ice caps are melting, oh ho ho ho!
All the world is drowning, oh ho ho ho ho.
The ice caps are melting,
The tide is rushing in.
All the world is drowning,
To wash away the sin.

[ShadowBrain]

Watching your house shrink away in my rearview mirror
As I drive away
Wishing that I could take back all those words
That meant nothing that I didn't say

I'm trying
To be what you want me to be
But it's so [darn] hard to keep playing the part
Of the fool, week after week

I think you need some time alone (I think you need some time alone)
You say you want someone to call your own
Open your eyes, you can suck in your pride
You can live your life all on your own

Is this all going to be just another time
That we play this game?
I've tried to convince you that things could be different
But somehow they end up the same

But what
Did you expect from me? What am I supposed to do?
You say that you're starting to feel like you're getting lost
Well, I do, too

I don't wanna live this lie again (I don't wanna live this lie again)
I know I'll get it right but I don't know when
I'll open my eyes, I've got something in side
I'll just jack off in my room until then

It's never over 'til it's done
And I don't think that you're the one
It's never over 'til it's done.

[CrossEyed7]

Hey hey, my my
Rock and roll can never die
There's more to the picture
Than meets the eye.
Hey hey, my my.

Out of the blue and into the black
You pay for this, but they give you that
And once you're gone, you can't come back
When you're out of the blue and into the black.

The king is gone but he's not forgotten
Is this the story of Johnny Rotten?
It's better to burn out 'cause rust never sleeps
The king is gone but he's not forgotten.

Hey hey, my my
Rock and roll can never die
There's more to the picture
Than meets the eye.



My my, hey hey
Rock and roll is here to stay
It's better to burn out
Than to fade away
My my, hey hey.

Out of the blue and into the black
They give you this, but you pay for that
And once you're gone, you can never come back
When you're out of the blue and into the black.

The king is gone but he's not forgotten
This is the story of Johnny Rotten
It's better to burn out than it is to rust
The king is gone but he's not forgotten.

Hey hey, my my
Rock and roll can never die
There's more to the picture
Than meets the eye.
Hey hey, my my.

[Weegee]

Props for posting both parts, CE.


Up in the mornin' and out to school
The teacher is teachin' the golden rule
American history and practical math
You're studyin' hard and hopin' to pass
Workin' your fingers right down to the bone
And the guy behind you won't leave you alone

Ring, ring goes the bell
The cook in the lunch room's ready to sell
You're lucky if you can find a seat
You're fortunate if you have time to eat
Back in the classroom, open your books
Keep up the teacher don't know how mean she looks

Soon as three o'clock rolls around
You finally lay your burden down
Close up your books, get out of your seat
Down the halls and into the street
Up to the corner and 'round the bend
Right to the juke joint, you go in

Drop the coin right into the slot
You gotta hear somethin' that's really hot
With the one you love, you're makin' romance
All day long you been wantin' to dance,
Feeling the music from head to toe
Round and round and round we go

Hail, hail rock and roll
Deliver me from the days of old
Long live rock and roll
The beat of the drums, loud and bold
Rock, rock, rock and roll
The feelin' is there, body and soul.

[ShadowBrain]

I can't remember... was that in Home Alone 3?

Thought I ran into you down on the street
Then it turned out to only be a dream
I made a point to burn all of the photographs
She went away and then I took a different path
I remember the face, but I can't recall the name
Now I wonder how Whatsername has been

Seems that she disappeared without a trace
Did she ever marry ol' Whatsisface?
I made a point to burn all of the photographs
She went away and then I took a different path
I remember the face, but I can't recall the name
Now I wonder how Whatsername has been

Remember, whatever
It seems like forever ago
Remember, whatever
It seems like forever ago
The regrets are useless
In my mind
She's in my head
I must confess
The regrets are useless
In my mind
She's in my head
From so long ago
(Go... go... go... go...)
(Go... go... go... go... go...)

And in the darkest night
If my memory serves me right
I'll never turn back time
Forgetting you, but not the time.

I know I'll get tired of this song eventually but, with how I've been feeling, I can't imagine when.

[Weegee]

I am here as you are here as you are me
and we are all together
See how they run like pigs from a gun
see how they fly
I'm crying

Sitting on a cornflake
Waiting for the van to come
Corporation T-shirt, stupid bloody Tuesday
Man you've been a naughty boy
you let your face grow long

I am the eggman
they are the eggmen
I am the walrus
Goo goo g' joob

Mr. City policeman sitting
pretty little policemen in a row
See how they fly like Lucy in the sky
See how they run
I'm crying
I'm crying, I'm crying, I'm crying

Yellow matter custard
Dripping from a dead dog's eye
Crabalocker fishwife
Pornographic priestess
Boy, you've been a naughty girl
you let your knickers down

I am the eggman
They are the eggmen
I am the walrus
Goo goo g' joob

Sitting in an English garden
waiting for the sun
If the sun don't shine you get a tan
You get a tan from standing in the English rain

I am the eggman
They are the eggmen
I am the walrus
Goo goo g' joob

Expert, texpert choking smokers
don't you think the joker laughs at you
See how they smile like pigs in a sty
See how they snide
I'm crying

Semolina Pilchard
climbing up the Eiffel tower
Elementary penguin singing Hare Krishna
Man, you should have seen them kicking Edgar Allen Poe

I am the eggman
They are the eggmen
I am the walrus
Goo goo g' joob
Goo goo g' joob
Goo goo g' joob
goo goo g' joob
goo goo g'
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[Lizard Dude]

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[SolidShroom]

* SolidShroom plays a heavily distorted, detuned guitar riff

[CrossEyed7]

Tequila!

[WarpRattler]

BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY, BA-BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY

Fear's awake, anger beats loud, face reality, never be charity
The enemy you're fighting covers whole society ([darn] right)
Mommy's not here, gonna fight (all night)
Right here shadow, ten o'clock direction, seize the moment, they destroy the nation
Your rhyme's slow motion, give me motivation, freaked out now, and dead on arrival
Round up around, spit out all over, rhyme like a rolling stone, come in the crowd
Watch out the moon, they dis you loud, guess what
This sound it bombs whole ground, so round up
Don't ease your pace, 'cause enemy is brutal
Moment of truth, there ain't no truth
You're the only one, one world, one love, but the battle goes on
Shadows of mass destruction

Ooh yeah, dadadadow, dadadadow, baby baby, dadadada, mmdadadadoh, ooh yeah, dadadadow, dadadadow, baby baby, dadadada, dadoh
Ooh yeah, dadadadow, dadadadow, baby baby, dadadada, mmdadadadoh, ooh yeah, dadadadow, dadadadow, baby baby, dadadada, dadoh

BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY, BA-BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY

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[Lizard Dude]

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[Glorb]

lol lizard dude are funnay

[Weegee]

Those are the most intelligent posts LD has ever made.

[ShadowBrain]

LD, go have a stroke somewhere else.

Wait, wait, I never had a chance to love you
Now I only wanna say I love you one more time…

Wait just a moment, before our love will die
’Cause I must know the reason why we say goodbye
Wait just a moment and tell me why
’Cause I can show you lovin’ that you won't deny

I say, wait and show your lovin’ like it was before
’Cause I won't let that feelin’ walk out through the door
I say, wait just a moment and try once more
’Cause babe, I need to hold you like I did before

So if you go away, I know that I will follow
’Cause there's a place inside my heart that tells me
Hold out, hold out, hold out

Wait—wait
I never had a chance to love you
Wait—wait
If only our love could show you
Wait—wait
I never wanna be without you
Wait—wait
No, I never had a chance to love you
Now I only wanna say I love you
One more time

Wait—wait
I never had a chance to love you
Wait—wait
If only our love could show you
Wait—wait
I never wanna be without you
Wait—wait
No, I never had a chance to love you
Now I only wanna say I love you
Wait…

Believe me, you have no idea the favor I'm doing you all from not switching over from rampant Nintendo complaints to emotional rants.

[BriGuy92]

If we're so much the same like I always hear
Why such different fortunes and fates?
Some of us live in a cloud of fear
Some live behind iron gates

Why such different fortunes and fates?
Some are blessed and some are cursed
Some live behind iron gates
While others only see the worst

Some are blessed and some are cursed
The golden one or scarred from birth
While others only see the worst
Such a lot of pain on the earth

The golden one or scarred from birth
Somethings can never be changed
Such a lot of pain on this earth
It's somehow so badly arranged

Somethings can never be changed
Some reasons will never come clear
It's somehow so badly arranged
If we're so much the same like I always hear

Some are blessed and some are cursed
The golden one or scarred from birth
While others only see the worst
Such a lot of pain on the earth