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ShadowBrain

  • Ridiculously relevant
« on: May 22, 2007, 10:31:41 PM »
Just post the lyrics to whatever song you feel like posting! If it's stuck in you're head, if you're listening to it, if you just like it and want to share your tastes, go ahead! Comment on other people's song choices, recommend a favorite tune, whatever.
"Mario is your oyster." ~The Chef

« Reply #1 on: May 22, 2007, 10:36:55 PM »
La, la lalalalala, sing a happy song!
Luigison: Question everything!
Me: Why?

Trainman

  • Bob-Omg
« Reply #2 on: May 22, 2007, 11:09:16 PM »
After all, these implements and text designed by intellects
So vexed to find, evidently, there's just so much that hides.
And though, the saints of us divine in ancient feeding lines
Their sentiment is just as hard to pluck from the vine.

I'm trying hard not to pretend...
Allow myself no mock defense
Step into the night

Since I don't have the time nor mind to figure out
The nursery rhymes that helped us out and make a sense of our lives
The cruel, uneventful state of apathy releases me
I value them, but I won't cry if time was wiped out

I'm trying hard not to give in
Battened down to fair the wind
Rid my head of this pretense
Allow myself no mock defense
Step into the night

~~~----------~~~

Mercy's eyes are blue
When she places them in front of you
Nothing holds a roman candle to
The solemn warmth feel inside

[There's no measuring of...
Nothing else is love]

~~~--------~~~

I'll try not to give in
Battened down to fair the wind
Rid my head of this pretense
Allow myself no mock defense
Step into the night.

~~~----------~~~

Mercy's eyes are blue
When she places them in front of you
Nothing really holds a candle to
The solemn warmth you feel inside of you

Da-da-da-da do do do..... da-da da-da-da.

First person to tell me what song that is gets 5 TRILLION fake Wii Points.
Formerly quite reasonable.

Chupperson Weird

  • Not interested.
« Reply #3 on: May 23, 2007, 09:02:18 AM »
Saint Simon by The Shins. And no, I did not look it up.
That was a joke.

Kojinka

  • Bruised
« Reply #4 on: May 23, 2007, 10:45:10 AM »
You know us as Team Rocket, and we fight for what its wrong.
We're tired of our motto, so we thought we'd try a song.
Jessie,
James,
The Speed of light!  Prepare to Fight!
Meowth!  Dat's right!
I am the handsome one,
I am the gorgeous one,
Looking good is lots of fun.
We get somethings wrong, but we keep rolling a long.
We hope to capture Pikachu, we hope to do it soon!
And when we do, we'll be the new stars of this...cartoon!

Pretty self explanatory.
Fun Fact: The Japanese version of this song had two verses.
« Last Edit: May 24, 2007, 09:22:01 PM by Kojinka »
Regards, Uncle Dolan

ShadowBrain

  • Ridiculously relevant
« Reply #5 on: May 23, 2007, 05:27:10 PM »
Good Charlotte--The Anthem

It's a new day, but it all feels old
It's a good life, that's what I'm told
But everything, it all just feels the same

And my high school, it felt more to me
Like a jail cell, a penitentiary
My time spent there, it only made me see

That I don't ever wanna be like you
I don't wanna do the things you do
I'm never gonna hear the words you say
and I don't ever wanna, I don't ever wanna be

You...don't wanna be just like you
Oh what I'm sayin' is this is the anthem, throw all your hands up,
you... don't wanna be you

go to college, a university, get a real job,
That's what they said to me
But I could never live the way they want
I'm gonna get by, and just do my time, out of step while, they all
get in line
I'm just a minor threat so pay no mind

Do you really wanna be like them,
do you really wanna be another trend?
Do you wanna be part of their crowd?
'cause I don't ever wanna, I don't ever wanna be

You... don't wanna be just like you
Oh what I'm sayin' is this is the anthem throw all your hands up,
you, don't wanna be you

Shake it once, that's fine
Shake it twice, that's okay
Shake it three times, you're playing with yourself, again.

You...don't wanna be just like you
What I'm sayin' is this is the anthem throw all your hands up,
Y'all got to feel me, sing if you're with me, you, don't wanna
be just like you (just like you)
This is the anthem throw all your hands up, y'all got to feel
me, sing if you're with me
another loser anthem (whoa-oh)
another loser anthem(whoa-oh)
another loser anthem(whoa-oh)
Another loser anthem
"Mario is your oyster." ~The Chef

Glorb

  • Banned
« Reply #6 on: May 24, 2007, 02:20:22 PM »
Glorb
Lobster Attack

Lobster attack! (repeat several times)
every

WarpRattler

  • Paid by the word
« Reply #7 on: May 24, 2007, 03:53:15 PM »
When you walk away
You don't hear me say please
Oh baby, don't go
Simple and clean is the way that you're making me feel tonight
It's hard to let it go

You're giving me too many things
Lately you're all I need
You smiled at me and said

Don't get me wrong I love you
But does that mean I have to meet your father?
When we are older you'll understand
What I meant when I said "No,
I don't think life is quite that simple"

When you walk away
You don't hear me say please
Oh baby, don't go
Simple and clean is the way that you're making me feel tonight
It's hard to let it go

The daily things that keep us all busy
Are confusing me
That's when you came to me and said,

Wish I could prove I love you
But does that mean I have to walk on water?
When we are older you'll understand
It's enough when I say so
And maybe some things are that simple

When you walk away
You don't hear me say please
Oh baby, don't go
Simple and clean is the way that you're making me feel tonight
It's hard to let it go

Hold me
Whatever lies beyond this morning
Is a little later on
Regardless of warnings the future doesn't scare me at all
Nothing's like before

When you walk away
You don't hear me say please
Oh baby, don't go
Simple and clean is the way that you're making me feel tonight
It's hard to let it go

Hold me
Whatever lies beyond this morning
Is a little later on
Regardless of warnings the future doesn't scare me at all
Nothing's like before

Hold me
Whatever lies beyond this morning
Is a little later on
Regardless of warnings the future doesn't scare me at all
Nothing's like before

The Chef

  • Simon Cowell
« Reply #8 on: May 24, 2007, 05:27:12 PM »
I can't take this kinda pressure
I must confess one more dusty road
Would be just a road too long

Worthless...

I just can't, I just can't
I just can't seem to get started!
Don't have the heart to live in the fast lane
All that has passed and gone

Worthless!
There ain't nothing you can do about it
Worthless!
Pardon me while I panic!
Worthless! Worthless! Worthless!

I come from KC Missouri
And I got my kicks down on Route 66
Every truck stop from Butte to MO
Motown to Old Alabama
From Texarkana and east of Savanna from Tampa to Old Kokomo

Worthless...

I once ran the Indy 500
I must confess I'm impressed how I did
And I wonder how close that I came
Now I get a sinking sensation
I was the top of the line, out of site out of mind
So much for fortune and fame

Once took a Texan to a wedding
Once took a Texan to a wedding
He kept forgetting, his loneliness letting
His thoughts turn to home and we turned

I took a man to a graveyard
I beg your pardon, it's quite hard enough
Just living with the stuff I have learned

Worthless...

Once drove a surfer to sunset
There were bikinis and buns filled with weenies
Believe me, just couldn't forget

Pico, lets go up to Zuma
Pico, lets go up to Zuma
From Zuma to Yuma the rumor was I had a hand in the lay of the land
Get up and go hit the highway

I worked on a reservation
Who would believe they would love me and leave on a bus back to old Santa Fe?

Once in an Indian nation
I took the kids on the skids with a Hopi
Who was happy to lie there and say
"You're worthless"

« Reply #9 on: May 24, 2007, 06:43:55 PM »
Swing your arms from side to side
C'mon it's time to go
Do the Mario!

Take one step
and then again
let's do the Mario
All-together now!

You got it.
It's the Mario!

Swing your arms from side to side
C'mon it's time to go
Do the Mario!

You got it.

Just like that!
Kinopio is the ultimate video game character! Who else can drive a kart, host parties, play tennis, give good advice and items, and is almost always happy??

ShadowBrain

  • Ridiculously relevant
« Reply #10 on: May 24, 2007, 06:47:04 PM »
^ Best. Song. Ever.

Green Day--Basket Case

Do you have the time
To listen to me whine
About nothing and everything
All at once?
I am one of those
Melodramatic fools
Neurotic to the bone
No doubt about it

Sometimes I give myself the creeps
Sometimes my mind plays tricks on me
It all keeps adding up
I think I'm cracking up
Am I just paranoid
Or am I just stoned?

I went to a shrink
To analyze my dreams
She says it's lack of sex
That's bringing me down
I went to a whore
He said my life's a bore
So quit my whining 'cause
It's bringing her down

Sometimes I give myself the creeps
Sometimes my mind plays tricks on me
It all keeps adding up
I think I'm cracking up
Am I just paranoid
Or am I just stoned?

Grasping to control
So I better hold on

Sometimes I give myself the creeps
Sometimes my mind plays tricks on me
It all keeps adding up
I think I'm cracking up
Am I just paranoid
Or am I just stoned?


Yeah, that pretty much covers it for me...
"Mario is your oyster." ~The Chef

« Reply #11 on: May 24, 2007, 07:23:38 PM »
Heywood Banks
My Wiper Blades

Oh winters here with all the ice and snow
And the surly slush upon the road
The salty spray upon my window
Makes me wish i replace my wiper blades

My wiper wiper wiper blades
My wiper wiper wiper blades
My wiper wiper wiper blades
I wish that I'd replace my wiper blades

Salty spray from semis that do pass
They turn my windsheild into bathroom glass
I turn the knob but I come to the conclusion
That I did not fill up my washer solution

My wiper wiper wiper fluid
My wiper wiper wiper fluid
My wiper wiper wiper fluid
I wish that I'd replace my wiper fluid

Down the expressway 80mph
I can make out headlights, taillights, frosted shapes
But down by the dash there's a glaring where boat place to scrape
I can see fine if I lay on the passenger seat

My wiper wiper wiper blades
My wiper wiper wiper blades
My wiper wiper wiper blades
I wish that I'd replace my wiper blades

One time on delay!
My wiper...























... wiper blades
I wish that I'd replace my wiper blades
"If they make greeting cards to thank people for helping with evil plans, I owe you one!" ~Dimentio, Super Paper Mario

« Reply #12 on: May 24, 2007, 07:54:58 PM »
Aquarius!

There's travel in you future when your tongue freezes to the back of a speeding bus.
Fill that void in your pathetic life by playing Whack-A-Mole 17 hours a day.

Pisces!

Try to avoid any Viros or Leos with the Ebola virus!
You are the true lord of the dance, no matter what those idiots at work say.

Aries!

The look on your face will be priceless when you find that forty pound watermelon in your colon
Trade toothbrushes with an albino dwarf, then give a hickey to Meryl Streep

Taurus!

You will never find true happiness - what you gonna do, cry about it?
The stars predict tomorrow you'll wake up, do a bunch of stuff, and then go back to sleep

That's your horoscope for today (that's your horoscope for today)
That's your horoscope for today
That's your horoscope for today (that's your horoscope for today)
That's your horoscope for today

Gemini!

Your birthday party will be ruined once again by your explosive flatulence
Your love life will run into trouble when your fiance hurls a javelin through your chest

Cancer!

The position of Jupiter says you should spend the rest of the week face down in the mud
Try not to shove a roll of duct tape up your nose while taking your driver's test

Leo!

Now is not a good time to photocopy your butt and staple it to your boss's face, oh no
Eat a bucket of tuna-flavored pudding, then wash it down with a gallon of strawberry Quik

Virgo!

All Virgos are extremely friendly and intelligent - except for you
Expect a big surprise today when you wind up with your head impaled on a stick

That's your horoscope for today (that's your horoscope for today)
That's your horoscope for today
That's your horoscope for today (that's your horoscope for today)
That's your horoscope for today

Now you may find it inconceivable or at the very least a bit unlikely
that the relative position of the planets and the stars could have
a special deep significance or meaning that exclusively applies to only you,
but let me give you my assurance that these forcasts and predictions
are all based on solid, scientific, documented evidence, so you would have
to be some kind of moron not to realize that every single one of the is absolutely true.

Where was I?


Libra!

A big promotion is just around the corner for someone much more talented that you
Laughter is the very best medicine, remember that when your appendix bursts next week

Scorpio!

Get ready for an unexpected trip when you fall screaming from an open window
Work a little harder on improving your low self-esteem, you stupid freak

Sagittarius!

All your friends are laughing behind your back *kill them*
Take down all those naked pictures of Ernest Borgnine you've got hanging in your den

Capricorn!

The stars say that you're an exciting and wonderful person, but you know they're lying
If I were you, I's lock my doors and windows and never never never never never leave my house again

That's your horoscope for today (that's your horoscope for today)
That's your horoscope for today
That's your horoscope for today (that's your horoscope for today)
That's your horoscope for today

That's your horoscope for today (that's your horoscope for today)
That's your horoscope for today
That's your horoscope for today (yay yay yay yay yay)
That's your horoscope for today


I am a Pisces, and ironically, prior to hearing this song for the first time, the people at work thought I was a good dancer.. XD
Kinopio is the ultimate video game character! Who else can drive a kart, host parties, play tennis, give good advice and items, and is almost always happy??

« Reply #13 on: May 24, 2007, 08:35:08 PM »
Metalingus

I've been defeated and brought down
Dropped to my knees when hope ran out
The time has come to change my ways

On this day I see clearly everything has come to life
A bitter place and a broken dream
And we'll leave it all, leave it all behind

I'll never long for what might have been
Regret won't waste my life again
I won't look back
I'll fight to remain:

On this day I see clearly everything has come to life
A bitter place and a broken dream
And we'll leave it all, leave it all behind

On this day its so real to me
Everything has come to life
Another chance to chase a dream
Another chance to feel
Chance to feel alive

Fear will kill me, all I could be
Lift these sorrows
Let me breathe, could you set me free
Could you set me free

On this day I see clearly everything has come to life
A bitter place and a broken dream
And we'll leave it all behind
On this day its so real to me
Everything has come to life
Another chance to chase a dream
Another chance to feel
Chance to feel alive
As a game that requires six friends, an HDTV, and skill, I can see why the majority of TMK is going to hate on it hard.

Kojinka

  • Bruised
« Reply #14 on: May 24, 2007, 09:24:32 PM »
A TMK classic

Deezer the Snowman
Doesn't use a Dell
With sorta blonde hair and a normal nose
And two eyes made out of cells

Deezer the Snowman
Is a webmaster they say
He made TMK
But the children know
How it got hosted one day

There must have been some magic
In that old website he made
For when he put it on the 'net
The visitors clicked and played

Deezer the Snowman
Lets you visit his site for free
And the children say
He could laugh and play
All the way through Mario 3

Deezer the Snowman
Knew Nintendo was hot that day
So he said let's add
Content good and bad
Now before I melt away

Down to the server
With a keyboard in his hand
Typing day and night
All around the site
Saying, "Now for Mario Land!"

He hired some staff and one was Sapph
One was MEGAߥTE
He had them kick and ban people
When they began to fight

Deezer the Snowman
Had to hurry on his way
But he waved goodbye
Saying don't you cry
I'll update the site again someday

Type-ity type type
Type-ity type type
Look at Deezer go
Type-ity type type
Type-ity type type
He sure loves Mario!

Type-ity type type
Type-ity type type
Look at Deezer go
Type-ity type type
Type-ity type type
He sure loves Mario!
Regards, Uncle Dolan

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