Hey, me too! If you're talking about a box-spring.
And seriously, no one gets those Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy references? Tea? No tea? Thing your aunt gave you which you don't know what it is? Improbability Drive?! C'mon. Wait, I sound like *SUCH* a nerd.
Speaking of which, the HHGTTG disk is under my bed too, along with Wishbringer, The Lurking Horror, Zork, and a buttload of other classic Infocom games.
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"How are you gentlemen !! All your base are belong to us !! You are on the way to destruction. You have no chance to survive make your time. HA HA HA HA ...."
-Cats, Zero Wing (Genesis)