Author Topic: It Came From Under My Bed! (Read 16312 times)

Glorb · « **on:** September 03, 2005, 07:42:00 PM »

I would normally consider myself a normal thirteen-year-old, except for one thing: My room is a mess. Seriously, I'll bet you can find literally anything in there, especially...From Under My Bed! Here's a list of all the junk I've found recently:

various gaming magazines
a slinky (broken)
the Sonic the Hedgehog Genesis cart
13 different toy cars
various old Pokemon cards
the tape of Aliens
a toy gun
some newspapers
a video-camera (broken)
half a toy robot
no tea
pocket fluff
a thing your aunt gave you which you don't know what it is
it looks like the thing contains:
an Atomic Vector Plotter
a cup of tea

P.S. I hope you caught all the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy references.

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"How are you gentlemen !! All your base are belong to us !! You are on the way to destruction. You have no chance to survive make your time. HA HA HA HA ...."
-Cats, Zero Wing (Genesis)

TEM · « **Reply #1 on:** September 03, 2005, 08:48:55 PM »

Under my bed there is:
A cardboard cutout of Darth Vader promoting Pepsi.
A life-sized cardboard cutout of the Gorton's fisherman.
A cardboard cutout of Justin Wilson promoting a line of kitchen knives.
About 10 extension cords.

All these thing are in very neat order, btw.

Time slowed and Reality bent.
But on and on the Eggman went.

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #2 on:** September 03, 2005, 10:04:34 PM »

He he. I've got a bunch of old kids movies and other items, such as a race car collection, old drawings, my grandmother's head.........oops, I said too much!

I have the body of a God! Unfortunately, it''s Buddah.

Trainman · « **Reply #3 on:** September 04, 2005, 12:15:03 AM »

Uh, I have... let's see:

-Carpet
-Dust
-Nothing

Ultima Shadow · « **Reply #4 on:** September 04, 2005, 01:38:12 AM »

I've got a miniature closet under my bed, and it's filled with old Lego. Nevertheless, I shall list the things under my bed:

Lego
My cat (Sometimes)
Boxes (??)
A shovel (A small one)
My younger cat (Well, he used to go down there...)

I''ve noticed something amongst some people''s signatures- they''re not always perfektt.

Markio · « **Reply #5 on:** September 04, 2005, 09:18:44 AM »

A rifle
Pornographic magazines
my parents' remains

Just kidding. There's really just a box with a rifle under it, but that's my brother's. Maybe the box is empty I don't even know. A cardboard box, I might add.

â€œOf all the people I know, it is expected that Watoad will say â€˜cheeseâ€™ first.â€

Glorb · « **Reply #6 on:** September 04, 2005, 09:57:16 AM »

Hahahaha, YOUR bed crap pales in comparison to MY bed crap. I recently found:

a taped-from-TV copy of "The Evil Dead"
some old comic books
the SNES version of Doom that I HATE
an old disposible camera
the floppy disk version of Commander Keen
some box that emits a creepy smell
about 17 paper clips
a BetaMax tape of Crocodile Dundee
my old computer
the VHS tape of "Tron"
some other stuff you don't wanna know about

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"How are you gentlemen !! All your base are belong to us !! You are on the way to destruction. You have no chance to survive make your time. HA HA HA HA ...."
-Cats, Zero Wing (Genesis)

Markio · « **Reply #7 on:** September 04, 2005, 10:53:09 AM »

New addition:

Glorb's remains

Trainman · « **Reply #8 on:** September 04, 2005, 02:24:04 PM »

I understand a few things, but seriously, how can you people do that and leave crap under your bed? You people are lazy.

And what is it that you don't want us to know. We're not immature here (lots are though); you can tell us.

Edited by - Trainman on 9/4/2005 1:24:59 PM

Red Paratroopa · « **Reply #9 on:** September 04, 2005, 04:26:24 PM »

My dad's guitar
An unopened copy of Revenge of the Nerds on VHS

What's under my armchair is much more interesting, but you didn't ask for that.

"It's impossible this way!"

Koopaslaya · « **Reply #10 on:** September 04, 2005, 07:39:16 PM »

Nothing.

Suffix · « **Reply #11 on:** September 04, 2005, 08:29:52 PM »

A long, plastic rope ladder

"The Way Things Work (original version)"

Issues of Scientific American

Issues of Popular Science

Issues of Reader's Digest

Dust.

(edited for CW's sake)

Edited by - Suffix on 9/4/2005 9:57:55 PM

Chupperson Weird · « **Reply #12 on:** September 04, 2005, 10:56:16 PM »

Let's see...

Voltronâ„¢ Lion Force: Spin Out in Space!
Some Star Wars pop bottles
Some old clothes
My NES Power Padâ„¢ on a piece of plywood
An old, broken turntable
An old tuner
Dust bunnies
Animal hair

GiftedGirl · « **Reply #13 on:** September 07, 2005, 06:05:35 AM »

Under my bed...

* boxes of old toys
* pieces of paper
* a box of rox
* pink slippers that aren't mine
* a pencil or two
* my old glasses
* Yotsuba&! volume 1
* occasionally Fluffernut(she runs under my bed and hides)
* a stick

There's my bed crap.

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"Hey, Loincloth... Please to be putting on more clothes... like 5 or 6 more clothes." ~ Strong Bad, Trogdor Con ''97

goodie · « **Reply #14 on:** September 07, 2005, 11:19:49 AM »

I've got quite a bit of junk underneath my bed:
My Original NES.
A toploader NES in a SNES case that I made.
A couple extra/broken NESs.
My unfinished portable NES.
SNES
N64
GBA SP
GBA with broken screen.
Playstation
Sega Dreamcast
Sega Nomad
All of my video games.
A box full of various video game controllers, adapters, cables, etc.
The boxes of Adobe After Effects.
Various stuffed animals that my sister always gets me for joke birthday presents.
A football.
A bottle of Bentonite clay.
A box of salt.
A juicer.
Microsoft Sidewinder steering wheel and pedals.
A 15-minute NiMH battery charger.