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BP

  • Beside Pacific
« Reply #2955 on: December 31, 2005, 12:11:24 AM »
XD. No one's less fortunate than my eardrums. Daisy's evil!
All your dreeeeeeams begiiin to shatterrrrrr~
It's YOUR problem!

« Reply #2956 on: December 31, 2005, 12:38:22 AM »
Now all those sea turtles can finally afford social security.  Awwwww.
Maybe there is more to me than there is to me...

« Reply #2957 on: December 31, 2005, 01:12:17 AM »
Oh, great. We forgot we left Yoshi Girl in the freezer. I'm already sitting down, so can someone else go check on her?

« Reply #2958 on: December 31, 2005, 01:15:57 AM »
*Shoves Khold out of chair, and sits in chair*

Me: Liar! You're not in a chair! While you're up, why don't you go check on Yoshi Girl? Also, get me that Big M mocktail I want.
If my son could decimate Lego cities with his genitals, I'd be [darn] proud.

« Reply #2959 on: December 31, 2005, 01:21:40 AM »
Didn't your mother ever teach you manners? Never hit a woman... unless they give you lip!

Fine, I'll go check on her.
Um... she's all blue and frozen. When I touch her, my hand gets cold. Is she okay?
Let's put her next to the fire place.

By the way, Luigi Simpson, I gave your Big M mocktail to Yoshi Girl. She looked thirsty. :-\

BP

  • Beside Pacific
« Reply #2960 on: December 31, 2005, 01:30:35 AM »
Yoshi Girl: *melts*
Me: Hello?
Yoshi Girl: Who are you? And where are all the other members? Where's ooze? Where's Super Mario 123187? What happened to LORD_DUKE, FLUDD, and... You're all n00bs!
Me: Well, not anymore we're not. You've been stuck in that freezer for 3 years.
Yoshi Girl: What? 3 years? I'm going to be late for school! AAAAAH!
All your dreeeeeeams begiiin to shatterrrrrr~
It's YOUR problem!

« Reply #2961 on: December 31, 2005, 01:41:21 AM »
Didn't your mother ever teach you manners? Never hit a woman...

Technically, I pushed you, but sorry. Anyway, I stole the drink off Yoshi Girl, because she got frozen again. *Accidentally switches freezer colder*
If my son could decimate Lego cities with his genitals, I'd be [darn] proud.

BP

  • Beside Pacific
« Reply #2962 on: December 31, 2005, 01:58:30 AM »
Yoshi Girl's back in the freezer? Eh... Leave her there.
All your dreeeeeeams begiiin to shatterrrrrr~
It's YOUR problem!

« Reply #2963 on: December 31, 2005, 02:03:39 AM »
Anyway, look at this! Freaky, huh?
If my son could decimate Lego cities with his genitals, I'd be [darn] proud.

Yoshi55

  • Banned
« Reply #2964 on: December 31, 2005, 07:54:16 AM »
*opens freezer, puts Yoshigirl by the fireplace* Hey, welcome to 2005. Don't get too excited because it isn't so great and it's ending soon. *fires Luigi Simpson* You're fired!
« Last Edit: January 01, 2006, 01:22:32 AM by Yoshi55 »
He's back. All you had to do is ask. Super Mario Bros. 3 from Nintendo. Now you're playing with POWER! (SMB3 NES commercial)

Kuromatsu

  • 黒松
« Reply #2965 on: December 31, 2005, 08:06:04 AM »
About repairing the bar... I couldn't help because I was too busy staying up at night Playing MKDS :P

Yoshi55

  • Banned
« Reply #2966 on: December 31, 2005, 08:43:28 AM »
*fires Metal_slug_Mario* You're fired!!!! *starts going on a firing spree*
« Last Edit: December 31, 2005, 08:46:55 AM by Yoshi55 »
He's back. All you had to do is ask. Super Mario Bros. 3 from Nintendo. Now you're playing with POWER! (SMB3 NES commercial)

Kuromatsu

  • 黒松
« Reply #2967 on: December 31, 2005, 08:47:15 AM »
*Cries in shame*

Yoshi55

  • Banned
« Reply #2968 on: December 31, 2005, 08:53:35 AM »
*fires Daisy* You're fired!!!!!!!!!!!! *fires Donald Trump*

Trump: You can't fire me!!

Yoshi55: Yes I can!!!
He's back. All you had to do is ask. Super Mario Bros. 3 from Nintendo. Now you're playing with POWER! (SMB3 NES commercial)

BP

  • Beside Pacific
« Reply #2969 on: December 31, 2005, 02:38:14 PM »
I can't believe my internet's still working!! It's raining horrible!

Yoshi55, stop firing people or you're fired.
All your dreeeeeeams begiiin to shatterrrrrr~
It's YOUR problem!

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