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Yoshi55

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« Reply #885 on: January 01, 2006, 02:27:34 AM »
An inexperienced player in the '80s kills him while Yoshi is in the '50s.
He's back. All you had to do is ask. Super Mario Bros. 3 from Nintendo. Now you're playing with POWER! (SMB3 NES commercial)

Pt_Peach

« Reply #886 on: January 01, 2006, 02:28:22 AM »
mario incidently had a life shroom on him and revives. he kills yoshi.
"I don't know why they're called boyshorts! Boys don't wear shorts that short!" - Mitchie

Yoshi55

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« Reply #887 on: January 01, 2006, 02:32:23 AM »
Yoshi is in the '50s, so Mario can't kill him and Mario's Time machine doesn't go to the '50s.
He's back. All you had to do is ask. Super Mario Bros. 3 from Nintendo. Now you're playing with POWER! (SMB3 NES commercial)

Ultima Shadow

« Reply #888 on: January 01, 2006, 02:33:48 AM »
Mario edits his time machine, goes to the 50's, and brings Yoshi back as a slave.
If my son could decimate Lego cities with his genitals, I'd be [darn] proud.

Pt_Peach

« Reply #889 on: January 01, 2006, 02:34:45 AM »
darned time machine. yoshi feels sorry for peach and feed her a life shroom. peach is out of the house and she'll see yall tommarow. peace
"I don't know why they're called boyshorts! Boys don't wear shorts that short!" - Mitchie

Yoshi55

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« Reply #890 on: January 01, 2006, 02:36:21 AM »
Yoshi is in love with Birdo, so Yoshi goes back to the '50s in Mario's Time machine and destroys it with Birdo by putting it on train tracks and having a train hit it.
He's back. All you had to do is ask. Super Mario Bros. 3 from Nintendo. Now you're playing with POWER! (SMB3 NES commercial)

Ultima Shadow

« Reply #891 on: January 01, 2006, 03:06:01 AM »
The train fell into a wormhole, therefore warping it into another time, and hitting it's younger self, therefore negating it's existence altogether.
If my son could decimate Lego cities with his genitals, I'd be [darn] proud.

Yoshi55

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« Reply #892 on: January 01, 2006, 03:25:08 AM »
The time machine was sledged by Yoshi and Birdo in the '50s.
He's back. All you had to do is ask. Super Mario Bros. 3 from Nintendo. Now you're playing with POWER! (SMB3 NES commercial)

BP

  • Beside Pacific
« Reply #893 on: January 01, 2006, 03:55:57 AM »
Huge outbreak of dust destroys every R.O.B. in the world and chokes Dr. Mario.
All your dreeeeeeams begiiin to shatterrrrrr~
It's YOUR problem!

Ultima Shadow

« Reply #894 on: January 01, 2006, 04:01:24 AM »
Dust is sucked up by vacuum cleaner.
If my son could decimate Lego cities with his genitals, I'd be [darn] proud.

Yoshi55

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« Reply #895 on: January 01, 2006, 04:25:28 AM »
Vaccume cleaner breaks because R.O.B. breaks it for no reason. (R.O.B.s are immune to dust i think)
He's back. All you had to do is ask. Super Mario Bros. 3 from Nintendo. Now you're playing with POWER! (SMB3 NES commercial)

Pt_Peach

« Reply #896 on: January 01, 2006, 01:11:15 PM »
Link is angry with the R.O.B. and shows it by coming back and giving him a good whipping. he lets peach tear it apart after he's done
"I don't know why they're called boyshorts! Boys don't wear shorts that short!" - Mitchie

Jake

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« Reply #897 on: January 01, 2006, 01:50:48 PM »
Then Dr. Eggman kidnaps Peach.
Professional Paisano here

Yoshi55

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« Reply #898 on: January 01, 2006, 02:09:08 PM »
The R.O.B. utterly destroys Eggman the moron.
He's back. All you had to do is ask. Super Mario Bros. 3 from Nintendo. Now you're playing with POWER! (SMB3 NES commercial)

BP

  • Beside Pacific
« Reply #899 on: January 01, 2006, 05:44:05 PM »
Super dust, an upgraded version of dust, destroys the R.O.B. with radioactive allergens.
All your dreeeeeeams begiiin to shatterrrrrr~
It's YOUR problem!
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