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MaxVance

  • Vance Vance Revolution
« Reply #840 on: December 30, 2005, 02:27:07 PM »
Luke Skywalker destroys the Death Star.
Remember that your first Goomba boldly you walk? When Mario touched that mushroom being brought up more largely remember that you are surprised? Miscalculate your jump that pit remember that it falls?

Yoshi55

  • Banned
« Reply #841 on: December 30, 2005, 02:44:30 PM »
Darth Vader chops off Luke's head. (I know that didn't happen in the film, I just used it to counter)
He's back. All you had to do is ask. Super Mario Bros. 3 from Nintendo. Now you're playing with POWER! (SMB3 NES commercial)

BP

  • Beside Pacific
« Reply #842 on: December 30, 2005, 04:05:55 PM »
Willy Wonka notices an off button on Darth Vader's back and presses it.
All your dreeeeeeams begiiin to shatterrrrrr~
It's YOUR problem!

« Reply #843 on: December 30, 2005, 04:22:01 PM »
Willy Wonka is overrun by the Oompa Loompa union that demand better pay.
If my son could decimate Lego cities with his genitals, I'd be [darn] proud.

« Reply #844 on: December 30, 2005, 05:31:58 PM »
If you guys mean the Johnny Depp Wonka then...

The real Wonka shows up and gives the Oompa Loompas better pay.

If you guys mean the Gene Wilder Wonka(that's the Wonka I grew up with) then...

Lapras Ice beams Wonka(he's not dead, just frozen for a while).
"If they make greeting cards to thank people for helping with evil plans, I owe you one!" ~Dimentio, Super Paper Mario

Yoshi55

  • Banned
« Reply #845 on: December 31, 2005, 04:33:39 AM »
Darth Vader is a person so he chops off Wonka's head and slaughters all of the Oompa loompas.
He's back. All you had to do is ask. Super Mario Bros. 3 from Nintendo. Now you're playing with POWER! (SMB3 NES commercial)

« Reply #846 on: December 31, 2005, 04:37:28 AM »
loody terror gore
"I don't know why they're called boyshorts! Boys don't wear shorts that short!" - Mitchie

Yoshi55

  • Banned
« Reply #847 on: December 31, 2005, 04:46:00 AM »
The NES in 1985 destroys pt_peach because Peach is really called Princess Toadstool.
He's back. All you had to do is ask. Super Mario Bros. 3 from Nintendo. Now you're playing with POWER! (SMB3 NES commercial)

« Reply #848 on: December 31, 2005, 05:38:18 AM »
darn the NES!!! peach's gost come back to get revenge on yoshi55 and gets it. she's KO's yoshi55 with a cast-iron skillet and, well, you don't wanna know the rest ;) anyone else wanna do it for me?
"I don't know why they're called boyshorts! Boys don't wear shorts that short!" - Mitchie

Yoshi55

  • Banned
« Reply #849 on: December 31, 2005, 06:24:21 AM »
Yoshi55 eats 5 super mushrooms and drops an NES on pt_peach, who can't even use Princess Toadstool's real name.
He's back. All you had to do is ask. Super Mario Bros. 3 from Nintendo. Now you're playing with POWER! (SMB3 NES commercial)

Suffix

  • Steamed
« Reply #850 on: December 31, 2005, 01:01:42 PM »
A pea chart exiles Yoshi55.

Sapphira

  • Inquiring
« Reply #851 on: December 31, 2005, 06:09:49 PM »
Sapphira notes that "pea chart" really should be "peach art"
"The surest way to happiness is to lose yourself in a cause greater than yourself."

« Reply #852 on: December 31, 2005, 07:09:48 PM »
maybe it technically is ;)
"I don't know why they're called boyshorts! Boys don't wear shorts that short!" - Mitchie

BP

  • Beside Pacific
« Reply #853 on: December 31, 2005, 07:23:45 PM »
Ah, but in Japan, where the games originate, has always called her Peach. So Peach could be considered her real name before we Americans messed with it. In any case...
Young kid rejects pea chart in favor of a candy chart.
All your dreeeeeeams begiiin to shatterrrrrr~
It's YOUR problem!

« Reply #854 on: December 31, 2005, 07:55:39 PM »
Candy Chart licked away to oblivion by hungry trick-or-treaters.
Most Wishy-Washy

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