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Yoshi55

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« Reply #780 on: December 28, 2005, 03:13:54 AM »
Wario drives drunk on Mushroom Bridge and drives off the edge right next to the bridge killing him and Daisy (Just kidding. Only the fatso Wario died) and the kart was totaled out (Wario was not in his '50s style kart, he had stolen Daisy's)
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« Reply #781 on: December 28, 2005, 03:16:05 AM »
Daisy steals Wario's car, and drives off in it.
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Mr. Melee

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« Reply #782 on: December 28, 2005, 07:00:44 AM »
Peach stops Daisy by beating her in a game of SSBM. Daisy returns the Kart to Wario's grave.
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[22:36:44] <SolidShroom> So when you go back to Christian School?

« Reply #783 on: December 28, 2005, 02:35:13 PM »
Bowser kidnaps Peach. For like, the millionth time.
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Mr. Melee

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« Reply #784 on: December 28, 2005, 03:25:07 PM »
Mario's eating a sub, so Toad has to rescue Peach, which he does.
[22:36:29] <Mr_Melee> The day I sell my soul will be the day I sell my hair.
[22:36:44] <SolidShroom> So when you go back to Christian School?

« Reply #785 on: December 28, 2005, 05:02:47 PM »
Toad is attacked by a random Shroomish.
"If they make greeting cards to thank people for helping with evil plans, I owe you one!" ~Dimentio, Super Paper Mario

« Reply #786 on: December 28, 2005, 05:13:36 PM »
Charizard used Flamethrower, it was super effective, Shroomish fainted.
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Mr. Melee

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« Reply #787 on: December 28, 2005, 05:18:15 PM »
Blastoise attacks and Charizard goes to 0 HP.
[22:36:29] <Mr_Melee> The day I sell my soul will be the day I sell my hair.
[22:36:44] <SolidShroom> So when you go back to Christian School?

« Reply #788 on: December 28, 2005, 05:56:55 PM »
well...all the ssbm characters  attack blastoise and he dies, incedently
"I don't know why they're called boyshorts! Boys don't wear shorts that short!" - Mitchie

« Reply #789 on: December 28, 2005, 06:01:04 PM »
I take SSBM out of the Gamecube and replace it with Sonic Heroes.
"If they make greeting cards to thank people for helping with evil plans, I owe you one!" ~Dimentio, Super Paper Mario

« Reply #790 on: December 28, 2005, 06:01:25 PM »
darn it.
"I don't know why they're called boyshorts! Boys don't wear shorts that short!" - Mitchie

« Reply #791 on: December 28, 2005, 06:07:55 PM »
Knuckles ditches Sonic and Tails, gets rid of Omega, and joins Rouge and Shadow, therefore glitching the game and causing Knuckles, Shadow and Rouge to escape to the real world.
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« Reply #792 on: December 28, 2005, 06:10:57 PM »
My made-up Sonic charecter, Teri, steals Shadow away to hug on him. This, for some strange reason, deletes Knuckles and Rouge from reality.
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« Reply #793 on: December 28, 2005, 06:13:48 PM »
Dry Bones fires a missile from the Dry Bomber, makes GiftedGirl explode and die, making Teri cease to exist (die).
All your dreeeeeeams begiiin to shatterrrrrr~
It's YOUR problem!

« Reply #794 on: December 28, 2005, 06:15:19 PM »
Shadow destroys Dry Bones with Chaos Control.
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