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Pt_Peach

« Reply #855 on: December 31, 2005, 08:23:07 PM »
peach rises from the dead and eats all charts. the kid crys
"I don't know why they're called boyshorts! Boys don't wear shorts that short!" - Mitchie

GiftedGirl

« Reply #856 on: December 31, 2005, 09:24:18 PM »
Puppies! Puppies always make kids happy.
"If they make greeting cards to thank people for helping with evil plans, I owe you one!" ~Dimentio, Super Paper Mario

MaxVance

  • Vance Vance Revolution
« Reply #857 on: December 31, 2005, 09:40:22 PM »
Puppies are picked up by a dog catcher.
Remember that your first Goomba boldly you walk? When Mario touched that mushroom being brought up more largely remember that you are surprised? Miscalculate your jump that pit remember that it falls?

Jake

  • Mr. Manure
« Reply #858 on: December 31, 2005, 09:41:29 PM »
But then the puppies bite him in the butt, then run away.
Professional Paisano here

Ultima Shadow

« Reply #859 on: December 31, 2005, 09:42:27 PM »
The puppies are destroyed with high-power ray guns, totally obliterating them. *Evil laugh*
If my son could decimate Lego cities with his genitals, I'd be [darn] proud.

Jake

  • Mr. Manure
« Reply #860 on: December 31, 2005, 10:01:20 PM »
But revived by eating Poop Dude's magical cat poop pie.
Professional Paisano here

Suffix

  • Steamed
« Reply #861 on: December 31, 2005, 11:42:07 PM »
Cat poop pie becomes obsolete in the face of moose poop pie.

Pt_Peach

« Reply #862 on: January 01, 2006, 12:18:06 AM »
yall are nasty
"I don't know why they're called boyshorts! Boys don't wear shorts that short!" - Mitchie

Yoshi55

  • Banned
« Reply #863 on: January 01, 2006, 12:26:30 AM »
Moose poop pie is utterly destroyed by R.O.B.
He's back. All you had to do is ask. Super Mario Bros. 3 from Nintendo. Now you're playing with POWER! (SMB3 NES commercial)

Ultima Shadow

« Reply #864 on: January 01, 2006, 12:46:25 AM »
Rain short-circuits R.O.B.
If my son could decimate Lego cities with his genitals, I'd be [darn] proud.

Yoshi55

  • Banned
« Reply #865 on: January 01, 2006, 12:55:00 AM »
R.O.B. gets a waterproof lining inside before he short-circuited.
He's back. All you had to do is ask. Super Mario Bros. 3 from Nintendo. Now you're playing with POWER! (SMB3 NES commercial)

Pt_Peach

« Reply #866 on: January 01, 2006, 01:23:41 AM »
pikachu comes in and electricutes the water, causing the R.O.B (whatever that is :)) to blow up
"I don't know why they're called boyshorts! Boys don't wear shorts that short!" - Mitchie

Yoshi55

  • Banned
« Reply #867 on: January 01, 2006, 01:48:16 AM »
pt_peach's patheticity from not knowing what a R.O.B. is (it's a gaming robot for the NES, or Nintendo Entertainment System) cancells out the Pikachu.
He's back. All you had to do is ask. Super Mario Bros. 3 from Nintendo. Now you're playing with POWER! (SMB3 NES commercial)

Pt_Peach

« Reply #868 on: January 01, 2006, 01:52:23 AM »
the R.O.B malfunctions and lands in the alley where a mad scientist named dr. mario tampers with it, causing it to become---friendly!?!?!
"I don't know why they're called boyshorts! Boys don't wear shorts that short!" - Mitchie

Yoshi55

  • Banned
« Reply #869 on: January 01, 2006, 01:57:03 AM »
It was friendly anyway, so the tampering made it angry and threw dr. mario out the window. into a trash can, which caused Yoshi in clothes from the '50s to walk by and laugh at dr. mario. (if you think of killing Yoshi, I'll kill you with the Death Star)
He's back. All you had to do is ask. Super Mario Bros. 3 from Nintendo. Now you're playing with POWER! (SMB3 NES commercial)
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