Author Topic: The Comeback Thread! (Read 5436 times)

Presidente · « **on:** November 16, 2007, 09:10:04 AM »

This is a thread for anyone who wants to share any interesting comebacks for insults. If any of you need a good comeback, come here. And for those of you who don't need one, post your good comebacks.

TEM · « **Reply #1 on:** November 16, 2007, 02:17:09 PM »

"What are you looking at?"

"I'm not sure, give me a call when you figure it out!"

I heard this one from my friend's older sister; she was about 12 at the time.

Nintendoobsessed · « **Reply #2 on:** November 16, 2007, 02:25:46 PM »

ME: Please stop making ugly faces at me.

JERK: It's your face!

ME: Why are you copying me? Do you like what I do?

JERK: I-I-...

This happened just today. I should make a blog.

Glorb · « **Reply #3 on:** November 16, 2007, 02:49:31 PM »

Two words: "Your mom!"

Presidente · « **Reply #4 on:** November 16, 2007, 05:41:36 PM »

Jerk: Your ugly.

You: Wheres your proof?

Jerk: Uh....

You: Well I know your ugly because I've got the evidence right there! (Point at Jerks face)

Stem Johnson · « **Reply #5 on:** November 16, 2007, 09:46:44 PM »

Wasn't that on The Office?

Presidente · « **Reply #6 on:** November 16, 2007, 09:57:49 PM »

Hmmm... I don't recall.

Chupperson Weird · « **Reply #7 on:** November 16, 2007, 10:19:21 PM »

My ugly?

Black Mage · « **Reply #8 on:** November 16, 2007, 10:24:59 PM »

I find that the most amusing "comebacks" are situational and off-the-cuff.

Having a repertoire of generic comebacks probably won't help you out much. At least, in delivering a genuinely humorous remark.

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #9 on:** November 16, 2007, 11:21:42 PM »

I don't really have any comebacks. I'd rather argue with someone in an intelligent and friendly manner rather than call names.

Presidente · « **Reply #10 on:** November 17, 2007, 12:02:00 AM »

It's hard to argue inteligently with someone who has a monosylibic vocabulary.

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #11 on:** November 17, 2007, 12:03:47 AM »

...gee, thanks for that comment.

bobman37 · « **Reply #12 on:** November 17, 2007, 12:18:28 AM »

I really would like to see things from your point of view... but I can't fit my head that far up my [censored].

Presidente · « **Reply #13 on:** November 17, 2007, 12:22:03 AM »

Sorry for being so cynical; I wasn't trying to sound mean; it's probably because I had a bad day today. I guess I should head over to the Angst thread.

ShadowBrain · « **Reply #14 on:** November 17, 2007, 09:38:47 AM »

"You talk too fast..."

"...And you think too slow."