mom: I bet I know what you want for Christmas.
me: And that would be...?
mom: A Wii!
me: Mom, I do try to think realistically you know.
mom: Well, if you did get a Wii, you'd be pretty happy, right?
me: ...Yeeeah...
Seriously, considering that we can't even afford internet right now, I'm just gonna ask for The Simpsons Season 11. No more, no less.