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MegaSonic

  • in rehab
« Reply #915 on: August 06, 2009, 05:29:17 PM »

SNEAKIEST DUCK EVER
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« Reply #916 on: August 06, 2009, 05:43:10 PM »
My girlfriend showed me a pregnancy test she took last night, and the result was positive.

I said, "Should we keep it?"

"No point" she replied, "You can only use them once."
...
Like a lot of people, I spend about 10 unnecessary minutes in the shower.

About 9 of them are spent giggling at the surface runoff at the end of my penis which makes it look like I'm taking a ****.
...
On the train today, someone asked me what's in my briefcase.

I told him that inside it was a smaller briefcase.

"And what's in that?" he asked.

I said "there's a succession of briefcases, each one smaller than the last".

"And what's in the smallest one?" he asked.

"Child porn."
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My girlfriend told me last night that she hates me when I'm drunk.

I said, "Good, because I ****ing hate you when I'm not."
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I’m starting to suspect my girlfriend’s not been straight with me.

She’s got a six inch ****oris and her name’s Kevin.
One Ring to rule them all. One Ring to find them. One Ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them.

Turtlekid1

  • Tortuga
« Reply #917 on: August 06, 2009, 05:46:24 PM »
I'm starting to suspect those jokes were not funny, just vulgar. 

OH WAIT
"It'll say life is sacred and so is death
but death is life and so we move on"

« Reply #918 on: August 06, 2009, 06:09:52 PM »
His brand of humor is vulgar, yes.

Funny? No. Not because it's offensive, it's just not funny.
Luigison: Question everything!
Me: Why?

CrossEyed7

  • i can make this whatever i want; you're not my dad
« Reply #919 on: August 06, 2009, 06:18:17 PM »
That duck's so sneaky, he disguised himself as a seagull.
"Oh man, I wish being a part of a Mario fan community was the most embarrassing thing about my life." - Super-Jesse

Suffix

  • Steamed
« Reply #920 on: August 06, 2009, 06:25:16 PM »
I almost laughed at that specifically.

« Reply #921 on: August 06, 2009, 06:38:45 PM »
That duck's so sneaky, he disguised himself as a seagull.

Solid Seagull 2: Sons of Limpkin
Luigison: Question everything!
Me: Why?

Shyguy92

  • Ridicules
« Reply #922 on: August 06, 2009, 07:53:12 PM »
On the train today, someone asked me what's in my briefcase.

I told him that inside it was a smaller briefcase.

"And what's in that?" he asked.

I said "there's a succession of briefcases, each one smaller than the last".

"And what's in the smallest one?" he asked.

"Child porn."
That's a Cyanide and Happiness comic
"it's always the present"

« Reply #923 on: August 07, 2009, 03:31:37 PM »
One Ring to rule them all. One Ring to find them. One Ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them.

CrossEyed7

  • i can make this whatever i want; you're not my dad
« Reply #924 on: August 07, 2009, 05:44:14 PM »
I just keep losing to the duck caption.
"Oh man, I wish being a part of a Mario fan community was the most embarrassing thing about my life." - Super-Jesse

« Reply #925 on: August 07, 2009, 07:13:03 PM »
One Ring to rule them all. One Ring to find them. One Ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them.

« Reply #926 on: August 07, 2009, 09:10:44 PM »
I prefer the Ren & Stimpy image where Ren died from a huge rice cake stuck in his throat, and Stimpy is oblivious to Ren's condition, dragging him into the living room so they can watch TV.

You didn't say wot wot.

« Reply #927 on: August 08, 2009, 12:30:35 AM »

SNEAKIEST DUCK EVER
A duck dressing up like a seagull. That is what I call sneaky.
One Ring to rule them all. One Ring to find them. One Ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them.

Glorb

  • Banned
« Reply #928 on: August 08, 2009, 08:08:12 AM »
I lost to that.
every

MegaSonic

  • in rehab
« Reply #929 on: August 08, 2009, 08:35:27 AM »
DID I WIN?
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