Author Topic: Should Waluigi just...? FOR REAL (Read 12229 times)

CrossEyed7 · « **on:** April 28, 2009, 01:14:18 PM »

Should Waluigi just French?

He's clearly been chasing Daisy for years, but never been able to win her away from Luigi. However, it doesn't look like Luigi's picked up on Daisy's hints yet and kissed her. I bet Waluigi could win her over if he just suddenly slipped her the tongue.

Thoughts?

Kojinka · « **Reply #1 on:** April 28, 2009, 01:31:49 PM »

I propose we change the name to the "Should Waluigi Just ___" game.

Should Waluigi just eat pie?

I mean.... he's skinny as a twig! He's done nothing but party, race, and play sports. You never see him eat! I don't think he should go Wario on us, but put some meat on those bones for goodness sake!

ShadowBrain · « **Reply #2 on:** April 28, 2009, 07:45:15 PM »

Should Waluigi just use two-ply?

I mean, you don't get nearly as much out of one-ply, if you know what I mean. Being "green" is fine, but if you can't trust your toilet paper to be comfortable, what can you trust?

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #3 on:** April 28, 2009, 11:17:34 PM »

Should Waluigi just fly?

Gas prices are pretty steep right now. It'd just be easier to pay $100.00 and fly Southwest. Or, because he is so skinny, he could let the wind carry him. He runs the risk of flying off course if he does that, however.

Captain Jim · « **Reply #4 on:** April 28, 2009, 11:27:53 PM »

Should Waluigi eat rye?

It's supposedly delicious, and Waluigi could stand to eat some food. Any food.

Turtlekid1 · « **Reply #5 on:** April 29, 2009, 09:17:46 AM »

Should Waluigi get a DSi?

I mean, sure, it uses obscure file-types for its music, but it's got a camera, and DSiWare! The screens are bigger, too, and he wouldn't get glove-prints all over it like he would a DS lite.

The best "FOR REAL" thread yet.

Captain Jim · « **Reply #6 on:** April 29, 2009, 06:38:36 PM »

Should Waluigi just cry?

I mean, no one loves him.

Glorb · « **Reply #7 on:** April 29, 2009, 06:56:00 PM »

Should Waluigi just start his own nation?

I hear England's got some free space.

Turtlekid1 · « **Reply #8 on:** April 29, 2009, 07:37:01 PM »

Should Waluigi just be a spy?

I mean, he's got that lithe, thin frame that goes unnoticed in a crowd; and with a pair of sunglasses, he'd be unrecognizable.

nensondubois · « **Reply #9 on:** April 29, 2009, 08:27:27 PM »

Should Waluigi just fry?

Well really, he wears dark clothes so in the summer he must get really hot in those clothes.

jdaster64 · « **Reply #10 on:** April 29, 2009, 08:31:18 PM »

Should Waluigi just find the limit of π/x as x approaches π?

I mean, seriously. Even with minimal or no Cal-I background, he should be able to figure this out.

Quote from: Turtlekid1 on April 29, 2009, 09:17:46 AM

The best "FOR REAL" thread yet.

I agree.

ShadowBrain · « **Reply #11 on:** April 30, 2009, 07:18:52 AM »

Because nobody's reposted it yet...

Kojinka · « **Reply #12 on:** April 30, 2009, 09:14:30 AM »

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jhRhSrr_JQ4
Kids will do anything if they saw it on TV

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #13 on:** April 30, 2009, 11:53:30 AM »

Should Waluigi just create a topic titled "Should Waluigi just...? FOR REAL"?

Sounds like a pretty good idea to me.

Rao · « **Reply #14 on:** April 30, 2009, 11:58:14 AM »

Should Waluigi just paint a Victorian era inspired artistic masterpiece and become a world-renowned artist?