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PaperLuigi · « **Reply #45 on:** July 07, 2009, 02:32:20 PM »

I hit the "ABORT MISSION" button but nothing happens, foreshadowing an Apollo 13-esque trip to the moon.

K-Far · « **Reply #46 on:** July 07, 2009, 11:14:36 PM »

THIS STORY IS CANCELED!!! I WILL MAKE A MORE OPEN ENDED STORY SOON!!! THIS SPACE IS AVAILIBLE FOR RANDOM STUFF!!!

Chupperson Weird · « **Reply #47 on:** July 07, 2009, 11:22:11 PM »

I decide to get up off the painful remains of the jars and walk around. But the gravity has failed(?) and there are now thousands of pieces of glass floating around the cockpit! We did get as far as launching, right?

Rao · « **Reply #48 on:** July 07, 2009, 11:34:02 PM »

K-Far? More like 2-Far!

K-Far · « **Reply #49 on:** July 08, 2009, 12:13:43 AM »

Quote from: Rao on July 07, 2009, 11:34:02 PM

K-Far? More like 2-Far!

*cough* stupid pun *cough, cough*

Glorb · « **Reply #50 on:** July 08, 2009, 11:22:27 AM »

K-Far? More like K-Fart!!!!!

Anyway, I decide to put on mah space soot and jump out of the ship and live on the moon. I begin my settlement by building a fire.

Glorb · « **Reply #51 on:** July 08, 2009, 11:52:44 AM »

K-Fart? More like K-Mart!!!!!!!!

Rao · « **Reply #52 on:** July 08, 2009, 12:41:27 PM »

You can't build a fire on the moon, there's no oxygen to burn!

TEM · « **Reply #53 on:** July 08, 2009, 12:45:25 PM »

I make some oxygen for the fire. I begin to cross fertilize with the native moon damsels.

Glorb · « **Reply #54 on:** July 08, 2009, 12:49:28 PM »

My offspring become mighty and wish to topple me. Foolish mortals, they dare try to topple a GOD?

K-Mart? More like Gay-Mart!!!!!!!!

CrossEyed7 · « **Reply #55 on:** July 08, 2009, 03:53:11 PM »

I eat my young, because they are small and tasty.

Gay-Mart? More like Ted Haggard Mart!

Turtlekid1 · « **Reply #56 on:** July 08, 2009, 04:24:56 PM »

I take some Tums because they were also very spicy and caused heartburn.

[insert clever "moar liek" phrase involving Ted Haggard here]

-FoxMcCloud- · « **Reply #57 on:** July 08, 2009, 04:48:03 PM »

So, this is now an "Add one sentence to the tale" deal? Okay...

I then consider the moral implications of eating my own young, and wonder if the spicy flavor associated with them could simply be bad karma.

Rao · « **Reply #58 on:** July 08, 2009, 07:44:11 PM »

I jump as high as I can (which, on the moon, is pretty [darn] high!)

ShadowBrain · « **Reply #59 on:** July 08, 2009, 11:53:13 PM »

What in God's name is going on around here?