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« Reply #165 on: January 23, 2011, 08:24:04 PM »
Of course Marios not 6 feet tall. That's just where the blur line placed the top of head.
Kinopio is the ultimate video game character! Who else can drive a kart, host parties, play tennis, give good advice and items, and is almost always happy??

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« Reply #167 on: February 05, 2011, 11:17:48 PM »
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« Reply #168 on: February 06, 2011, 01:53:20 PM »
Ah, I lost.
"Mario is your oyster." ~The Chef

« Reply #169 on: February 10, 2011, 09:10:28 PM »
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Kimimaru

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« Reply #170 on: February 11, 2011, 12:19:36 AM »
Why didn't you put that in "You Laugh, You Lose"? I would've lost for sure!
The Mario series is the best! It has every genre in video games but RTS'! It also has a plumber who does different roles, a princess, and a lot of odd creatures who don't seem to poop!

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« Reply #171 on: February 11, 2011, 08:37:07 AM »
I could only read so far before I just felt sorry for that... I'm going to assume girl.
"Mario is your oyster." ~The Chef

CrossEyed7

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« Reply #172 on: February 15, 2011, 06:24:42 PM »
"Oh man, I wish being a part of a Mario fan community was the most embarrassing thing about my life." - Super-Jesse

« Reply #173 on: February 16, 2011, 03:42:08 PM »
I don't see anything. It's just a picture that says to drag it..
Kinopio is the ultimate video game character! Who else can drive a kart, host parties, play tennis, give good advice and items, and is almost always happy??

Turtlekid1

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« Reply #174 on: February 16, 2011, 03:56:08 PM »
Did you drag it?
"It'll say life is sacred and so is death
but death is life and so we move on"

« Reply #175 on: February 23, 2011, 08:36:49 PM »
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« Reply #176 on: February 27, 2011, 04:50:47 PM »
Two Mexicans and a Black guy walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Get the **** out."
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« Reply #177 on: February 27, 2011, 10:11:49 PM »
I don't know if I groaned, but that certainly sounded familiar.

"Hey, guess what: Eating lots of cheese makes you constipated!"
"No [dukar]."
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Turtlekid1

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« Reply #178 on: March 10, 2011, 09:20:52 AM »
My Favorite Animal

Our teacher asked us what our favorite animal was, and I said, "Fried chicken."

She said I wasn't funny, but she couldn't have been right, because everyone else in the class laughed.
...
My parents told me to always be truthful and honest, and I am.

Fried chicken is my favorite animal.

I told my dad what happened, and he said my teacher was probably a member of PETA.

He said they love animals very much.

I do, too. Especially chicken, pork and beef.

Anyway, my teacher sent me to the principal's office.

I told him what happened, and he laughed, too.

Then he told me not to do it again.

The next day in class my teacher asked me what my favorite live animal was.

I told her it was chicken.

She asked me why, just like she'd asked the other children.

So I told her it was because you could make them into fried chicken.

She sent me back to the principal's office again.

He laughed, and told me not to do it again.

I don't understand.

My parents taught me to be honest, but my teacher doesn't like it when I am.

Today, my teacher asked us to tell her what famous person we admire most.

I told her, "Colonel Sanders."

Guess where I am now...
"It'll say life is sacred and so is death
but death is life and so we move on"

« Reply #179 on: March 10, 2011, 05:33:41 PM »
EDIT: Wrong thread.
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