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« Reply #240 on: October 08, 2011, 03:38:53 PM »
Meh.

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« Reply #241 on: October 08, 2011, 08:24:40 PM »
I groaned more at the explanation of Yoda as "the little green guy" than the whole "suing over a stupid contest" thing.
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« Reply #242 on: October 09, 2011, 10:20:45 AM »
I heard that story when I was a little kid, so I'm somewhat desensitized to its corniness. At least she's not that woman who thought she won a "hundred grand" over a radio contest, then got the candy bar.
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« Reply #243 on: October 19, 2011, 12:04:02 AM »
Language warning.
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« Reply #244 on: October 19, 2011, 09:50:16 AM »
Well, now I feel better about worrying whether or not to use cotton paper for *my* resume...
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« Reply #245 on: October 20, 2011, 04:37:18 PM »
http://www.rps.psu.edu/may97/see.html

I read the above after having reviewed last years Google Science Fair winners and had to groan. 
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« Reply #246 on: November 11, 2011, 10:12:24 PM »
What did Mr. Corn say when I told him I ate twenty ears of corn last night?

You're [dukar]tin' me.
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« Reply #247 on: November 11, 2011, 10:36:27 PM »
What's Irish and stays out all night?

Patio Furniture.

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« Reply #248 on: September 16, 2012, 03:24:44 AM »
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« Reply #249 on: October 01, 2012, 11:30:52 PM »
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« Reply #250 on: October 03, 2012, 06:16:19 AM »
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« Reply #251 on: October 13, 2012, 06:17:45 PM »
“Evolution has shaped us with perceptions that allow us to survive. But part of that involves hiding from us the stuff we don’t need to know."

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« Reply #252 on: October 13, 2012, 06:26:41 PM »
Puns don't make me groan, I think they're funny because I don't expect them to be really clever.  I did have one teacher who would spend ten minutes of class time saying stupid puns, but he was laughing too indulgently for me to appreciate them.  Also, he didn't actually teach us anything.
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« Reply #253 on: October 13, 2012, 06:41:54 PM »
Teacher of the decade.
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« Reply #254 on: October 13, 2012, 08:47:30 PM »
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