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Tavros

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« Reply #45 on: March 12, 2016, 10:02:43 PM »
>Threaten the other Whos
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CrossEyed7

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« Reply #46 on: March 12, 2016, 10:22:54 PM »
Julie Andrews pulls a spoonful of sugarwater out of her bag, attracting many of the bees that make up your body. 70% of your bees are now passed out drunk on sugarwater in front of Julie Andrews. You are currently made of 83 bees and have only one bee-limb. Julie Andrews and the other Whos do not seem moved by your threats.

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"Oh man, I wish being a part of a Mario fan community was the most embarrassing thing about my life." - Super-Jesse

Tavros

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« Reply #47 on: March 13, 2016, 07:39:47 AM »
>Use the remaining bees to get inside the Whos' heads and sting their brains until an inevitable and painful death.
They were warned.
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BP

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« Reply #48 on: March 13, 2016, 01:52:16 PM »
You're out of bees. You were a literal hive mind and now your component creatures are all dead or free of your influence. You

You are not a thing anymore.

This one's gonna be tough to come back from.

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All your dreeeeeeams begiiin to shatterrrrrr~
It's YOUR problem!

CrossEyed7

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« Reply #49 on: March 13, 2016, 02:17:57 PM »
>Become the collective consciousnesses of the dying Whos by taking over their brains with my venom and use their combined intellect to come up with a way to not die
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Tavros

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« Reply #50 on: March 13, 2016, 07:22:35 PM »
You become the Whos.
Congratulations, now hundreds of thousands of teenage girls are obsessed with you having gay relationships.
Hope you're happy.
On the flip side, the Whos are smart enough to open the character sheet and switch back to W.
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CrossEyed7

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« Reply #51 on: March 13, 2016, 08:54:52 PM »
>Shoot the Whos
"Oh man, I wish being a part of a Mario fan community was the most embarrassing thing about my life." - Super-Jesse

BP

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« Reply #52 on: March 14, 2016, 01:44:57 AM »
You twirl yourself around and line them all up perfectly. BANG!

Headshot! Double kill! Dominating! Revenge! Stylish! Berserk! Your accomplishments ring out. You win.

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All your dreeeeeeams begiiin to shatterrrrrr~
It's YOUR problem!

CrossEyed7

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« Reply #53 on: March 14, 2016, 03:22:59 PM »
>Pick up skeleton president's shattered patellas
"Oh man, I wish being a part of a Mario fan community was the most embarrassing thing about my life." - Super-Jesse

Tavros

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« Reply #54 on: March 14, 2016, 04:06:14 PM »
Using carefully aimed shots, you launch the president's patellas into the air and on to yourself.
Now all you have to do is fix them.
Somehow.
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CrossEyed7

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« Reply #55 on: March 14, 2016, 05:30:32 PM »
>i
"Oh man, I wish being a part of a Mario fan community was the most embarrassing thing about my life." - Super-Jesse

Tavros

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« Reply #56 on: March 14, 2016, 05:42:19 PM »
You have:
Infinite Bullets
C-3PO
A Poké Ball containing Charizard
An image of the bee man (he will be missed)
A hyperspace hammer (of the non large-and-wooden kind)
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CrossEyed7

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« Reply #57 on: March 14, 2016, 05:46:27 PM »
>Use Poké Ball
"Oh man, I wish being a part of a Mario fan community was the most embarrassing thing about my life." - Super-Jesse

Tavros

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« Reply #58 on: March 14, 2016, 05:56:34 PM »
By bucking around and hitting the button with your barrel, you summon Charizard from the Poké Ball. Despite throwing it without a plan, the Charizard inside seems to know what it needs to do.
And do it it does, as somehow just putting the pieces together seemed to fix them.
Maybe now you can focus on getting the rest of the president.
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CrossEyed7

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« Reply #59 on: March 14, 2016, 10:38:42 PM »
>north
"Oh man, I wish being a part of a Mario fan community was the most embarrassing thing about my life." - Super-Jesse

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