Author Topic: Mario Nonsense (Read 41568 times)

Dr. Mario · « **Reply #120 on:** July 08, 2003, 10:59:09 AM »

Then in a realm of cheesey deliciousness Fred ran headfirst into a wall. Then Mario played soldier, and Fred ate dirt. Then Jason ate 500 bean buritos because he wasn't in the mood for liver and onions. But an evil inanimate object flew home to deliver the message of Mario farting.

Dr. Mario · « **Reply #121 on:** July 08, 2003, 10:59:34 AM »

Edited by - Dr. Mario on 7/8/2003 10:00:22 AM

Dr. Mario · « **Reply #122 on:** July 09, 2003, 12:55:02 PM »

Then Luigi got stuck under the moon, and was forced to eat several plastic ceese doodles. Very much so did this confuse those who did not care.

Dr. Mario · « **Reply #123 on:** July 21, 2003, 05:37:51 PM »

Then the evil narator started to narate the wordless story. He spoke of beautiful things like fandoning, vertungin, and doodlers. But Wario still couldn't eat the chicken pot pies that Luigi gave his gorilla.

Words of Wisdom: Enemies are just friends in reverse.

Chupperson Weird · « **Reply #124 on:** July 29, 2003, 11:16:43 PM »

Fred likes food. He married it. Welcome to MOOOONSIDE!

Eccentricity is my goal. "The stupidest thing Iâ€™ve ever heard just came out of Lizard Dudeâ€™s typing hands."

NintendoM1 · « **Reply #125 on:** July 30, 2003, 10:54:37 AM »

Meanwhile, Mario walked into space, and found a Poisonous Mushroom that was healthy. Mario drank it, and walked through space to Kingdom Mushroom.

Chupperson Weird · « **Reply #126 on:** July 30, 2003, 10:13:01 PM »

Jimmy said, "MMM... plastic..." and the last laugh coughed not outside of burritos. The water was stopping up in front of being behind a cliff that was upside down on the sky dancing a jig.

Eccentricity is my goal.

Dr. Mario · « **Reply #127 on:** July 31, 2003, 09:48:56 AM »

Then Mario got hit in the Luigi with a cheesey piece of dead bread. How did this not happen to definately but still positively nobody?

Lizard Dude · « **Reply #128 on:** July 31, 2003, 11:37:54 AM »

Eep Orc Oop Ah Ah That Means I Love You

â€œIâ€™m a stupid fatty and I love to play with my Easy Bake oven!â€

Dr. Mario · « **Reply #129 on:** July 31, 2003, 11:46:46 AM »

Then the Jetsons met the Griffins.

Markio · « **Reply #130 on:** July 31, 2003, 10:43:36 PM »

Unfortunately, the number "Mooch" did originate from west-eastern fruits, as did Daisy.

Hamster Sauce!

Dr. Mario · « **Reply #131 on:** August 01, 2003, 12:21:21 PM »

Then Gary Busey lit his own hair on fire.

Chupperson Weird · « **Reply #132 on:** August 02, 2003, 12:44:55 AM »

And then, now, later, in the past, in the year 24850, 99953 and 4902, not to mention 145, pretzels were not invented by the guy who didn't not like the last brake of deep lichen falling off the longest shortest piece of green damp lard inside Betsy's vain foot vein, which gave rise to the sinking of the Great White Harp, a blood vessel launched in the year of the rocket.

Eccentricity is my goal.

Dr. Mario · « **Reply #133 on:** August 02, 2003, 10:26:38 AM »

The suddenly, and with millions of years of red fire trucks eating garbage, Wario tripped and fell on his big old skiny, fat, lard-filled, septic tank of a butt. Harry knew what he must do. He must sniff the rebels into a black world of white.

Mario Maniac · « **Reply #134 on:** August 19, 2003, 02:54:49 PM »

Then the universe was shattered into a million pieces, and the entire cosmos was found to be located in Mario's upside down moustache! "I need to shave," he said as he ate some spicy fajitas that were covered in tomato sauce.