HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! You missed the third one!!! All months have 28 days!! Some just have 2 or 3 more!!! e.g. January 28, May 28, October 28. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Anyway, here's another good one:
If you had only one match and entered a room in which there was a kerosene lamp, an oil heater, and a woodburning stove, which would you light first?
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If things don''t go your way, just keep complaining until your dreams come true.