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Dr. Mario

« Reply #45 on: July 31, 2003, 09:41:25 AM »
Bowser: There's only one E in the.
CM: Shut up
Bowser: Make me
CM: OK *cuts Bowser's tounge out*
Bowser: Blwa reld ee!

Markio

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« Reply #46 on: July 31, 2003, 10:39:13 PM »
I have this strange feeling that Dr. Mario(from the forums) is me...

Hamster Sauce!
"Hello Kitty is cool, but I like Keroppi the best."

Dr. Mario

« Reply #47 on: August 01, 2003, 12:17:56 PM »
"How could I be you if I'm..." *rips face off* "OUCH!!! Oh dear lord I could've sworn I had a mask on! Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. God Dang It, this hurts like heck!!!!!!!!!!"

Yos

« Reply #48 on: August 01, 2003, 01:37:47 PM »
Wart: I'm here to save or ruin the day!
Mario: WART!? I thought you were a production of my imagination!
Wart: I am.
Mario But how can you be here unless...
Wart: YES! This is a dream!
Mario: It seems so real!
Bowser: You! you are my original rival!
Wart: What?

*Bowser goes into a crazy frenzy. Everyone in the room ends up with fire on their head except Bowser* *Mario faints*

*Hours later Mario wakes up in his bed*
Luigi: Mario you have been sleeping for days!
Mario: Huh? Wha...? I'm so sleepy Weegie....
Luigi: Don't go back to sleep! Someone is trying to control you through your dreams!

Who is this evil madman? To be continued....

Dr. Mario

« Reply #49 on: August 01, 2003, 02:03:23 PM »
Mario: Sleepy-time. Bye-Bye. Squishy-Gishy-Ishy
Luigi: Hope this works... Mario! Mario! Peach has been kidnaped!
Mario: Who? What? Where? When? How?
Luigi: Oh... Now you're awake.

Chupperson Weird

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« Reply #50 on: August 02, 2003, 12:31:36 AM »
Frankola: I've come to save the play!
Jimbola: I've eaten all the live long day!
Grgirri: Wrgriosks!

Uhh... yeah.

Eccentricity is my goal.
That was a joke.

Yos

« Reply #51 on: August 03, 2003, 03:32:00 PM »
Mario: ZZZZZ
Luigi: It's up to me to save the day...did I just say that? YAY! I get to have the leading role, for the second time... because my brother is unable too.... Why, why must those always be the conditions? Ah well, I'm off!

*Minutes Later*

*Luigi knocks hardly on Bowser's Castle front door.*

Luigi: I know you have got control over Mario in his sleep, Koopa!

*Bowser appears in a tower window and looks down at Luigi*

Bowser: I have done no such thing!
Luigi: You haven't? But with Kamek and all those magikoopas...
Bowser: It wasn't me you twerp! Buzz off!

*Luigi walks away. Bowser turns from the window and goes back to eating his dinner. At that moment something came knocking at the castle's back gate.*

Bowser: Why? Why do I always get inerupted durring mealtime? Grr....

*Upon reaching the tower near the back gate, Bowser sees some Koopa Troopas looking out the window*

Bowser: One side, let your king through!

*The Troopas move away and Bowser looks out the window*

Bowser: What the...? A whelp that looks like Luigi... only dressed in Purple and Blue... what does he want?
Waluigi: You have...
Bowser: ...started to control your brother in his sleep, right?
Waluigi: Yeah... but how did you know?!
Bowser: Luigi was just here with the same problem. Just look, it wasn't me!
Waluigi: I don't beleive you. Miss Syrup, come here!
Captian Syrup: What is it, Waluigi?
Waluigi: Bust down this door!
C. Syrup: Yes, sir!

*Captian Syrup proceeds to pull a large cannon from behind some trees and aims it at the gate*

Waluigi: Fess up, King Bowser, or we'll be breaking in!

Will Bowser tell anything new? Will Waluigi and Captian Syrup have to break in? Will The identity of the controller of sleep ever be revealed? Stay tuned!

Edited by - Yos on 8/3/2003 2:34:14 PM

Chupperson Weird

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« Reply #52 on: August 04, 2003, 12:41:19 AM »
Why are you making episodes that make sense? You're messing up the whole BORED thing!

Bowser: I'm gonna take a long walk. *heads to a short pier*
Mario: I need some jumping practice! *heads to a lake*
Luigi: Hmm... my hair is too dry. *soaks head*
Toad: AAHHH!!!
Yoshi: Yoshi!
Jimbob: I can't take it anymore! *runs around in circles like a giraffe that doesn't run in circles*
SUDDENLY, A GIANT FISH ATE ALL THE PIZZA IN THE TOWN FRIDGE
The Mayor: Oh no! We need feet exterminators!
Feet exterminators: *begin to step on fish*
Fish: burp
Prince Albert: Let me out!
Herman: I'm Ennery the eighth I am, Ennery the eighth I am I am...
Peter Noone: Hey, that's my song!
Herman: And who do you think I am, ya nut?
Nut: I don't know. Who?

WILL NUT FIND OUT WHO HERMAN IS?
WILL PETER NOONE FIND OUT THAT HERMAN IS HIM?
WILL THE FEET EXTERMINATORS EXTERMINATE THE FEET?
HOW ABOUT THE FISH?
FIND OUT NEXT YEAR, IF YOU'RE LUCKY!

Eccentricity is my goal.
That was a joke.

Dr. Mario

« Reply #53 on: August 04, 2003, 01:58:40 PM »
Luigi (my cat): Hey Luigi! I can cure your brother!
Luigi: How?
Luigi (my cat): Wake him up.
Luigi: Well duh.
Luigi (my cat): No I can only do this while he's awake!
Luigi: Oh.

WarpRattler

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« Reply #54 on: August 16, 2003, 11:34:54 AM »
Luigi: I thought I left for Sony.
Nintendo Exec: We bought you back. You have used an extra word, so you shall lose one word next week!
Luigi: *starts beating NE with a X-Box*
NE: Ouch.*faints*
Luigi: *ties X-Boxes to NE's feet and throws him into the ocean* Hahahahah, now I can talk whenever I want!*starts whacking Mario with an X-Box to wake him up*
Mario: Ouch. What was that for?
Luigi: Come on, we need to go beat up our rivals!
Mario: Good idea.






-Mariotendo:


Yay!!! Yay!!! Yay!!! Yay!!! Yay!!! Yay!!! I like saying Yay!!! YAY!!!!!I like pie.All your base are belong to us.




TEM

  • THE SOVIET'S MOST DANGEROUS PUZZLE.
« Reply #55 on: August 16, 2003, 04:20:09 PM »
Mario: You can take on King Boo with your(s******) Poltiergust 3000
Luigi: Yeah well you can go clean Bowser to death with your FLUDD.
Mario: Ok so both of our Game Cube debuts kinda sucked. Lets take out Bowser together.
*They both take off to Bowser's Castle*


Time slowed and Reality bent.
But on and on the Eggman went.
0000

WarpRattler

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« Reply #56 on: September 20, 2003, 11:19:42 PM »
Umm, I'm tired!



Yay!!! Yay!!! Yay!!! Yay!!! Yay!!! Yay!!! I like saying Yay!!! YAY!!!!!I like pie.All your base are belong to us.AIM name: donotcare95

Does anyone know how to do the yen symbol?

("o0o") My metroid thinks you are stupid. People who

...v...v disagree with metroids often get sucked dry.

nintendofreak

« Reply #57 on: September 21, 2003, 12:17:24 AM »
SMS didn't suck!! In fact, it was successful. Luigi's Mansion was okay.It was too short and Luigi didn't jump.

X-Box and PS2 Suck with a capital "S".
Deezer was here.

Chupperson Weird

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« Reply #58 on: September 23, 2003, 12:24:14 AM »
Jimmy: *eats world*
Frank: Why'd ya do that?! Now I can't play marbles.
George: Uhh, Frank... I got some bad news. I lost your marbles.
Frank: Uhh... okay...
Mario: What does this have to do with anything?
Luigi: I dunno. ...DID I JUST GET A LINE?!
Toad: *walks tightrope for no apparent reason* Hey look! Marbles!
Frank: Marbles?! Where????
Toad: ...Oh, nevermind. Those are UFOs.
U "F" O: THAT'S RIGHT! And I've come back with my new teammates Wario and Dr. Wily! Mwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha ha ...ha... um, ha... yeah.
That was a joke.

WarpRattler

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« Reply #59 on: September 28, 2003, 11:22:08 AM »
Protoman: HADOKEN!*hadokens Wario, UFO, and Dr. Wily*



("o0o") My metroid thinks you are stupid. People who

...v...v disagree with metroids often get sucked dry.

Edited by - donotcare95 on 9/28/2003 10:24:28 AM

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