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CrossEyed7

  • i can make this whatever i want; you're not my dad
« Reply #2865 on: January 17, 2009, 02:17:11 AM »
King Dedede gets eaten by Kirby from the inside.
"Oh man, I wish being a part of a Mario fan community was the most embarrassing thing about my life." - Super-Jesse

« Reply #2866 on: January 17, 2009, 02:30:31 AM »
Pac-Man eats Kirby.
"It's vital to reflect occasionally on whether one is overdoing whatever it is one person is doing." ~Toadsworth

Sqrt2

  • 1.41421356
« Reply #2867 on: January 17, 2009, 03:11:50 PM »
Pac Man killed by the Black Knight
AA fanboy and proud!

« Reply #2868 on: January 17, 2009, 04:59:23 PM »
Black Knight hacked to pieces by King Arthur.
Luigison: Question everything!
Me: Why?

CrossEyed7

  • i can make this whatever i want; you're not my dad
« Reply #2869 on: January 17, 2009, 05:57:05 PM »
King Arthur dies of old age forty years later.
"Oh man, I wish being a part of a Mario fan community was the most embarrassing thing about my life." - Super-Jesse

« Reply #2870 on: January 17, 2009, 06:14:25 PM »
Old age is conquered by hobo who magically never ages.
Luigison: Question everything!
Me: Why?

Sqrt2

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« Reply #2871 on: January 19, 2009, 06:47:20 AM »
Hobo gets arrested by a policeman for mugging an old lady.
AA fanboy and proud!

Turtlekid1

  • Tortuga
« Reply #2872 on: January 19, 2009, 05:06:08 PM »
Policeman is mugged by afore-mentioned old lady.
"It'll say life is sacred and so is death
but death is life and so we move on"

WarpRattler

  • Paid by the word
« Reply #2873 on: January 19, 2009, 05:31:54 PM »
Old lady is stabbed by the extraneous hyphen Turtlekid added to aforementioned.

« Reply #2874 on: January 19, 2009, 06:31:21 PM »
Hyphen is eaten by the aforementioned hobo.
Luigison: Question everything!
Me: Why?

Turtlekid1

  • Tortuga
« Reply #2875 on: January 19, 2009, 06:32:26 PM »
Hobo is killed by food-poisoning.
"It'll say life is sacred and so is death
but death is life and so we move on"

CrossEyed7

  • i can make this whatever i want; you're not my dad
« Reply #2876 on: January 19, 2009, 06:37:58 PM »
Food-poisoning is obsoleted by diligent attention to modern food preparation standards.
"Oh man, I wish being a part of a Mario fan community was the most embarrassing thing about my life." - Super-Jesse

Jman

  • Score
« Reply #2877 on: January 19, 2009, 10:00:34 PM »
Diligent attention to modern food preparation standards is thwarted by a late night.
I always figured "Time to tip the scales" was Wario's everyday motto.

« Reply #2878 on: January 19, 2009, 10:42:52 PM »
Late night is thwarted by an early morning.
"It's vital to reflect occasionally on whether one is overdoing whatever it is one person is doing." ~Toadsworth

« Reply #2879 on: January 19, 2009, 10:47:17 PM »
Early morning is thwarted by a beaver who builds a dam around the sun.
Luigison: Question everything!
Me: Why?

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