Author Topic: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper (Read 746144 times)

Sqrt2 · « **Reply #2925 on:** January 27, 2009, 02:50:43 PM »

Bugs Bunny defies gravity by walking from the top of one skyscraper to the next.

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #2926 on:** January 27, 2009, 03:52:24 PM »

Bugs Bunny is finally shot by Elmer Fudd.

Sqrt2 · « **Reply #2927 on:** January 28, 2009, 04:15:30 AM »

Elmer Fudd is chastized by an english teacher for saying 'wabbit' instead of 'rabbit'.

CrossEyed7 · « **Reply #2928 on:** January 28, 2009, 10:18:36 AM »

English teacher is sued by the ACLU for insensitivity to speed impechiments.

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #2929 on:** January 28, 2009, 11:22:40 AM »

ACLU is destroyed by Bill O'Reilly, who hated the ACLU for being, in his own words, "a bunch of left wing loons."

Luigalaxy · « **Reply #2930 on:** January 28, 2009, 11:49:06 AM »

The government sues Bill O'Reilly for being a rebellious old punk.

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #2931 on:** January 28, 2009, 12:24:24 PM »

Government is usurped by a rebellious group who wants anarchy.

CrossEyed7 · « **Reply #2932 on:** January 28, 2009, 02:06:58 PM »

Anarchic group realizes the self-contradiction of their existence, and, being highly logical beings, self-destruct.

Turtlekid1 · « **Reply #2933 on:** January 28, 2009, 02:09:21 PM »

Um... I guess that hit a dead end...

How about:

Shadow beats Sonic.

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #2934 on:** January 28, 2009, 02:09:31 PM »

Satan resurrects the anarchists as zombies without any logic whatsoever, thus they can't self-destruct.

CrossEyed7 · « **Reply #2935 on:** January 28, 2009, 04:41:31 PM »

Shadow shoots Satan.

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #2936 on:** January 28, 2009, 04:45:20 PM »

Shadow is arrested and incarcerated for shooting a man named Satan instead of Lucifer himself.

Turtlekid1 · « **Reply #2937 on:** January 28, 2009, 06:34:20 PM »

Sly Cooper outwits the authorities.

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #2938 on:** January 28, 2009, 06:46:52 PM »

Sly Cooper is finally caught by Inspector Gadget.

CrossEyed7 · « **Reply #2939 on:** January 28, 2009, 07:09:03 PM »

Inspector Gadget is confiscated by Hans Blix.