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Turtlekid1

  • Tortuga
« Reply #2955 on: February 08, 2009, 08:29:20 PM »
Boat is obliterated by Moby Dick.
"It'll say life is sacred and so is death
but death is life and so we move on"

« Reply #2956 on: February 08, 2009, 08:31:03 PM »
Moby Dick is speared by Captain Ahab.
Luigison: Question everything!
Me: Why?

WarpRattler

  • Paid by the word
« Reply #2957 on: February 08, 2009, 08:39:53 PM »
Captain Ahab is killed by Moby Dick.

Turtlekid1

  • Tortuga
« Reply #2958 on: February 08, 2009, 08:48:27 PM »
Paradox is dissipated by Marty McFly.
"It'll say life is sacred and so is death
but death is life and so we move on"

« Reply #2959 on: February 08, 2009, 09:14:17 PM »
There is no paradox because that's what happens in the book. Ahab spears Mobey Dick and then Mobey Dick drags him underwater.
Luigison: Question everything!
Me: Why?

Rao

  • Arr! Ay! Oh!
« Reply #2960 on: February 08, 2009, 09:32:11 PM »
Time travel changes history so that Marty McFly was never born.
What's your problem, Cambodian?

Sqrt2

  • 1.41421356
« Reply #2961 on: February 09, 2009, 03:20:51 AM »
The Doctor fixes the time paradox, with help from Billie Piper.
AA fanboy and proud!

Turtlekid1

  • Tortuga
« Reply #2962 on: February 09, 2009, 06:00:55 AM »
The Doctor and Billie Piper are pecked to death by a flock of ravens.
"It'll say life is sacred and so is death
but death is life and so we move on"

Rao

  • Arr! Ay! Oh!
« Reply #2963 on: February 09, 2009, 11:08:07 AM »
The ravens are sucked up by Luigi and his Poltergust 3000.
What's your problem, Cambodian?

« Reply #2964 on: February 09, 2009, 01:52:24 PM »
Luigi is Rick Rolled.
One Ring to rule them all. One Ring to find them. One Ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them.

Turtlekid1

  • Tortuga
« Reply #2965 on: February 09, 2009, 02:37:21 PM »
All Rick Roll videos are destroyed by Mephiles the Dark.
"It'll say life is sacred and so is death
but death is life and so we move on"

The Chef

  • Super
« Reply #2966 on: February 09, 2009, 09:04:17 PM »
Mephiles the Dark is kicked out of existance by Sonic fans with some actual taste.

Turtlekid1

  • Tortuga
« Reply #2967 on: February 09, 2009, 09:15:44 PM »
Sonic fans are hit by a magic ray that makes them stop being so annoyingly elitist.
"It'll say life is sacred and so is death
but death is life and so we move on"

Sqrt2

  • 1.41421356
« Reply #2968 on: February 10, 2009, 03:03:09 AM »
The magic ray machine runs out of power halfway through, due to Shadow the hedgehog unplugging it.
AA fanboy and proud!

« Reply #2969 on: February 10, 2009, 11:44:56 AM »
Shadow the Hedgehog is sent to the netherworld by the King of Video Games for starring in such a crappy game.
Luigison: Question everything!
Me: Why?

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