Author Topic: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper (Read 563851 times)

CrossEyed7 · « **Reply #2910 on:** January 22, 2009, 04:48:17 PM »

The PTA is protested by PeTA, who throws soy-flavored pita bread at them, led by a guy named Peter.

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #2911 on:** January 22, 2009, 06:29:20 PM »

(My brother's name is Peter btw)

PeTA Peter is eaten by a deranged fat guy.

CrossEyed7 · « **Reply #2912 on:** January 22, 2009, 07:14:25 PM »

Deranged fat guy eats himself (ZOMG INFINITE LOOP)

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #2913 on:** January 22, 2009, 07:17:12 PM »

Deranged skinny guy tells deranged fat guy that he has a lot to live for (like not getting caught by the cops) and doesn't need to commit suicide/eat himself.

CrossEyed7 · « **Reply #2914 on:** January 22, 2009, 07:21:49 PM »

Fully-ranged guy of average build hits deranged skinny guy with a tire iron because he feels like it.

Luigalaxy · « **Reply #2915 on:** January 22, 2009, 07:45:13 PM »

Deranged skinny guy freaks out on fully-ranged guy of average build after he wakes up.

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #2916 on:** January 22, 2009, 08:14:43 PM »

Skinny guy is eaten by fat guy after fat guy gets hungry watching the two men of varying builds fight.

Sqrt2 · « **Reply #2917 on:** January 23, 2009, 03:00:46 AM »

Fat guy dies after eating a dodgy kebab from his local fast food outlet.

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #2918 on:** January 23, 2009, 09:19:12 AM »

Dodgy kebab is taken out of the dead fat guy and eaten by a man who likes to eat disgusting foods.

Turtlekid1 · « **Reply #2919 on:** January 23, 2009, 05:26:15 PM »

Man who eats disgusting foods accidentally turns his TV to the Food Network, which kills him with all its appetizing displays of food.

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #2920 on:** January 23, 2009, 05:37:00 PM »

Food Network is canceled by big executive guy.

Turtlekid1 · « **Reply #2921 on:** January 23, 2009, 05:46:42 PM »

Big Executive Guy is rebelled against by rebellious young youths who like to rebel.

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #2922 on:** January 23, 2009, 05:50:18 PM »

Rebellious kids are given a really long lecture by an old grandpa who lost both legs in WWII.

CrossEyed7 · « **Reply #2923 on:** January 23, 2009, 07:17:04 PM »

Legless grandpa had one weakness:

(he has prosthetic legs, but they don't work. also he's bald. and is professor x.)

Glorb · « **Reply #2924 on:** January 23, 2009, 08:31:11 PM »

Professor X invents gravity since the first time Glorb actually looks at this topic, he finds the best post ever.