Author Topic: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper (Read 746097 times)

Glorb · « **Reply #3000 on:** March 05, 2009, 06:15:22 PM »

Glorb makes the 3000th reply in a thread he's never posted in before.

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #3001 on:** March 05, 2009, 07:02:37 PM »

(How does that defeat Elmo?)

Elmo is stabbed to death by a pirate.

Luigalaxy · « **Reply #3002 on:** March 05, 2009, 07:22:56 PM »

Pirate is sent to jail for murder.

Sqrt2 · « **Reply #3003 on:** March 06, 2009, 03:15:22 AM »

Murder charge relating to Elmo's death deemed 'Justifiable Homicide' by the Supreme Court (who orders the release of the pirate).

Turtlekid1 · « **Reply #3004 on:** March 06, 2009, 08:06:53 AM »

The Supreme Court is abolished by ~~Obama~~ I mean, ~~Socialism~~ I mean, A GIANT METEOR!

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #3005 on:** March 06, 2009, 09:26:59 AM »

Giant meteor is smashed to pieces by ~~Obama~~ I mean, ~~Socialism~~ I mean, A GIANT FIST!

dc804 · « **Reply #3006 on:** March 06, 2009, 02:47:28 PM »

GIANT FIST dies of GIANT FISH!

Rao · « **Reply #3007 on:** March 06, 2009, 03:52:41 PM »

GIANT FISH is eaten by the King of All Cosmos!!!

Sqrt2 · « **Reply #3008 on:** March 06, 2009, 05:30:07 PM »

King of All Cosmos is poisoned by his maidservant.

dc804 · « **Reply #3009 on:** March 09, 2009, 03:51:19 PM »

Maidservent is captured by The Lord of the Nazgûl and thrown into the dungeons of Barad-dûr.

Silver Metaknight · « **Reply #3010 on:** March 09, 2009, 03:56:17 PM »

The Lord of the Nazgul gets strangled by Waluigi.

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #3011 on:** March 09, 2009, 04:06:03 PM »

Waluigi gets blown away by the wind.

dc804 · « **Reply #3012 on:** March 09, 2009, 04:16:44 PM »

Wind starts wearing girl's underwear.

Rao · « **Reply #3013 on:** March 09, 2009, 05:20:40 PM »

Girl's undies get burned by a group anti-underwear-people. (?!)

Sqrt2 · « **Reply #3014 on:** March 10, 2009, 02:53:44 AM »

Anti-underwear people get eaten by cannibals.