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CrossEyed7

  • i can make this whatever i want; you're not my dad
« Reply #3060 on: March 28, 2009, 03:10:38 PM »
Nails puncture tires.
"Oh man, I wish being a part of a Mario fan community was the most embarrassing thing about my life." - Super-Jesse

Turtlekid1

  • Tortuga
« Reply #3061 on: March 28, 2009, 03:58:38 PM »
Nails bent by crowbar.
"It'll say life is sacred and so is death
but death is life and so we move on"

Sqrt2

  • 1.41421356
« Reply #3062 on: March 28, 2009, 05:01:59 PM »
Crowbar snapped in half by a circus strongman.
AA fanboy and proud!

« Reply #3063 on: March 28, 2009, 06:09:43 PM »
Circus strongman divides by zero and explodes.
One Ring to rule them all. One Ring to find them. One Ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them.

« Reply #3064 on: March 28, 2009, 08:49:00 PM »
Explosion destroys nearby villages.
ROM hacking with a slice of life.

CrossEyed7

  • i can make this whatever i want; you're not my dad
« Reply #3065 on: March 28, 2009, 09:14:52 PM »
Underprivileged villagers team together in an inspiring show of camaraderie and rebuild the world.
"Oh man, I wish being a part of a Mario fan community was the most embarrassing thing about my life." - Super-Jesse

Turtlekid1

  • Tortuga
« Reply #3066 on: March 30, 2009, 09:34:16 AM »
Villagers return to real life and kill each other.
"It'll say life is sacred and so is death
but death is life and so we move on"

CrossEyed7

  • i can make this whatever i want; you're not my dad
« Reply #3067 on: March 30, 2009, 11:11:00 AM »
Real life is driven away by Second Life.
"Oh man, I wish being a part of a Mario fan community was the most embarrassing thing about my life." - Super-Jesse

Turtlekid1

  • Tortuga
« Reply #3068 on: March 30, 2009, 12:55:33 PM »
Second Life is lost by Mario when Bowser kills him.
"It'll say life is sacred and so is death
but death is life and so we move on"

« Reply #3069 on: March 30, 2009, 01:52:22 PM »
Bowser tossed into a bomb by Wario...again.
Luigison: Question everything!
Me: Why?

Sqrt2

  • 1.41421356
« Reply #3070 on: March 30, 2009, 03:24:11 PM »
Wario dies as a result of eating some poisoned garlic, which was given to him by Waluigi.
AA fanboy and proud!

Turtlekid1

  • Tortuga
« Reply #3071 on: March 30, 2009, 08:33:16 PM »
Poisoned garlic is nonetheless destroyed by Wario's stomach acids.
"It'll say life is sacred and so is death
but death is life and so we move on"

« Reply #3072 on: March 31, 2009, 10:23:39 PM »
Wario's stomach acids meet their match when they are unable to digest a...

ROCK.
If my son could decimate Lego cities with his genitals, I'd be [darn] proud.

CrossEyed7

  • i can make this whatever i want; you're not my dad
« Reply #3073 on: March 31, 2009, 10:46:11 PM »
Rock sells out to the label.
"Oh man, I wish being a part of a Mario fan community was the most embarrassing thing about my life." - Super-Jesse

Rao

  • Arr! Ay! Oh!
« Reply #3074 on: April 01, 2009, 09:21:37 AM »
The label is peeled off by a three-year-old.
What's your problem, Cambodian?

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