Author Topic: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper (Read 746156 times)

Turtlekid1 · « **Reply #3030 on:** March 13, 2009, 03:54:54 PM »

Mario is finally roasted to a well-done crisp by Bowser.

dc804 · « **Reply #3031 on:** March 13, 2009, 03:59:49 PM »

100000000 experience points to Bowser.

Bowser evolves into Chuck Norris.

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #3032 on:** March 13, 2009, 04:59:47 PM »

How does that defeat Bowser? Some of you guys really need to pay attention to what topic you're posting in.

Bowser is tossed into a bomb by Wario.

Turtlekid1 · « **Reply #3033 on:** March 13, 2009, 05:20:52 PM »

Wario dies smelling his own gas.

dc804 · « **Reply #3034 on:** March 14, 2009, 12:12:56 AM »

Gas ignites by fire.

Turtlekid1 · « **Reply #3035 on:** March 14, 2009, 06:14:22 AM »

Fire is quenched by Mudkipz' water gun.

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #3036 on:** March 14, 2009, 01:27:54 PM »

Viking warrior uses his axe to block the water gun.

Turtlekid1 · « **Reply #3037 on:** March 14, 2009, 01:57:37 PM »

Viking warrior's axe (and Viking warrior) is destroyed by Metal Sonic.

Sqrt2 · « **Reply #3038 on:** March 14, 2009, 05:52:37 PM »

Metal Sonic is immersed in salt water (until he rusts), by Captain Planet.

Turtlekid1 · « **Reply #3039 on:** March 14, 2009, 06:11:15 PM »

Captain Planet is brutally and easily destroyed by a wild Bidoof.

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #3040 on:** March 14, 2009, 08:46:20 PM »

Bidoof is killed by Zombie Viking!

Sqrt2 · « **Reply #3041 on:** March 15, 2009, 03:17:40 PM »

Zombie Viking is killed by Captain Falcon (wielding a baseball bat).

Turtlekid1 · « **Reply #3042 on:** March 15, 2009, 03:23:04 PM »

Captain Falcon is killed by his own Falcon Pawnch because he didn't use it to kill Zombie Viking!

Sqrt2 · « **Reply #3043 on:** March 15, 2009, 03:28:23 PM »

Captain Falcon kills Death in the afterlife, and is thus revuved.

Turtlekid1 · « **Reply #3044 on:** March 15, 2009, 03:30:54 PM »

Um... okay, reboot, I guess.

Captain Falcon is thrown into the Null Void by Ben 10.