Author Topic: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper (Read 746889 times)

Koopaslaya · « **Reply #405 on:** October 13, 2005, 08:09:21 PM »

Confusion brings us all the way back to rock, wich crushes the confused by simplifying matters.

Johnny thought he was a chemist, but dosen''t any more,
What he thought was H2O was H2SO4!

HolyAarom · « **Reply #406 on:** October 16, 2005, 05:43:05 PM »

Then Albert Einstein makes all matter complicated again.

BP · « **Reply #407 on:** October 16, 2005, 05:52:04 PM »

Calendar reminds us that it's 2005 and he's dead.

Me: Hooray, it''s raining money and double apostrophes!!!
Mom: Wake up or you''ll miss the bus.

HolyAarom · « **Reply #408 on:** October 16, 2005, 06:29:36 PM »

You realize you're looking into the future.

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #409 on:** October 16, 2005, 06:39:46 PM »

Eyes fall out of head which prevents looking.

I''m-a Luigi! Number-a one!

Suffix · « **Reply #410 on:** October 16, 2005, 06:42:34 PM »

The vacant spot in your head allows for the eyes to be sucked back into place. (Now we're getting creative!)

Edited by - Suffix on 10/16/2005 5:43:48 PM

HolyAarom · « **Reply #411 on:** October 16, 2005, 06:44:07 PM »

Suffix's and PaperLuigi posting similar posts combines and doubles so no one can see into the future. Not even fortune tellers.

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #412 on:** October 16, 2005, 06:44:52 PM »

Eyes fall out of head which prevents looking.

I''m-a Luigi! Number-a one!

BP · « **Reply #413 on:** October 16, 2005, 09:11:00 PM »

Laser fries the eyes

Me: Hooray, it''s raining money and double apostrophes!!!
Mom: Wake up or you''ll miss the bus.

Sqrt2 · « **Reply #414 on:** October 17, 2005, 02:27:19 AM »

Laser is unplugged by Martha Stewart.

Nothing suceeds like a toothless parrot.

BP · « **Reply #415 on:** October 17, 2005, 03:15:53 AM »

government officials.

Corn is no place for a mighty warrior!

WW2 Buff · « **Reply #416 on:** October 17, 2005, 02:49:42 PM »

A Gun

HolyAarom · « **Reply #417 on:** October 17, 2005, 03:07:33 PM »

WW3 begins!

Suffix · « **Reply #418 on:** October 17, 2005, 04:17:11 PM »

Excellent compromisers put an end to World War III before fighting becomes brutal.

Koopaslaya · « **Reply #419 on:** October 17, 2005, 04:37:04 PM »

The Treaty of Versailes is brought up and battle begins.

Johnny thought he was a chemist, but dosen''t any more,
What he thought was H2O was H2SO4!