Author Topic: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper (Read 746736 times)

Ultima Shadow · « **Reply #450 on:** October 26, 2005, 01:11:57 AM »

Obsessed gamer restarts game, gets all Level 100s and destroys the clothespin.

I''''ve noticed something amongst some people''''s signatures- they''''re not always perfektt.

DeadAwake · « **Reply #451 on:** October 26, 2005, 08:21:42 AM »

The obsessed gamer meets a girl and falls in love. She whips him pretty good, and he stops playing games...

Suffix · « **Reply #452 on:** October 26, 2005, 04:02:26 PM »

After the release of Mario Kart DS, the obsessed gamer forgets the girlfriend's name. The result was not pretty.

Koopaslaya · « **Reply #453 on:** October 26, 2005, 04:07:19 PM »

The beutiful woman smashed the Mario Kart game. He again fell in love with the wonderful lady.

Johnny thought he was a chemist, but dosen''t any more,
What he thought was H2O was H2SO4!

DeadAwake · « **Reply #454 on:** October 26, 2005, 09:09:31 PM »

The beautiful lady is injected with testosterone. She grows facial hair, so the gamer no longer likes her at all.

BP · « **Reply #455 on:** October 27, 2005, 01:01:59 AM »

(ugh, nightmares tonight...)

Razor slices off the facial hair

Corn is no place for a mighty warrior!

Bigluigifan1.0 · « **Reply #456 on:** October 27, 2005, 07:31:21 AM »

She can't pay The hair cut dude, because it's too expensive.

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DeadAwake · « **Reply #457 on:** October 27, 2005, 08:57:53 AM »

War breaks out, and the haircut man is drafted. He dies on a battlefield in Sri Lanka.

DeadAwake · « **Reply #458 on:** October 27, 2005, 09:00:22 AM »

... and there never was a haircut dude anyway. He said razor, not barber.

Anyway, he's dead.

Suffix · « **Reply #459 on:** October 27, 2005, 12:06:40 PM »

Henry Clay stops the war!

HolyAarom · « **Reply #460 on:** October 27, 2005, 04:07:12 PM »

Henry becomes a real piece of clay.

GiftedGirl · « **Reply #461 on:** October 27, 2005, 06:31:57 PM »

Unown alter the world using the clay's thoughts and turn it back into Henry Clay.

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"Hey, I''m a voter! Aren''t you supposed to lie to me and kiss my butt?" ~ Peter Venkman, Ghostbusters 2

DeadAwake · « **Reply #462 on:** October 27, 2005, 06:58:56 PM »

It rains and Henry Clay turns into Henry Puddle.

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #463 on:** October 28, 2005, 06:26:35 PM »

Mutant child with 4,000 degree butt dries out the water.

I''m-a Luigi! Number-a one!

Ultima Shadow · « **Reply #464 on:** October 29, 2005, 12:06:27 AM »

A pebble lands on the mutant's head and the mutant dies! (WTD?)

I''''ve noticed something amongst some people''''s signatures- they''''re not always perfektt.