Author Topic: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper (Read 765768 times)

DeadAwake · « **Reply #465 on:** October 29, 2005, 09:17:09 AM »

A little girl picks up the pebble because it's shiny. She splits it in half and puts it on a homemade necklace.

Suffix · « **Reply #466 on:** October 29, 2005, 01:04:39 PM »

Giant concave light beacon blinds the poor little girl! (She later misplaces the necklace and never sees it again...)

BP · « **Reply #467 on:** October 29, 2005, 01:50:26 PM »

Electrician breaks the light.

Corn is no place for a mighty warrior!

DeadAwake · « **Reply #468 on:** October 29, 2005, 02:01:27 PM »

C'mon! That's all you can come up with?

A meteor the size of Delaware crashes down from the sky, landing squarely on the vulnerable electrician.

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #469 on:** October 30, 2005, 04:24:19 PM »

However, a giant spider poop elf the size of Texas destroys the meteor.

I''m-a Luigi! Number-a one!

DeadAwake · « **Reply #470 on:** October 30, 2005, 05:14:30 PM »

A Scottish Terrier the size of Brazil gobbles up the giant poop thing.

Ultima Shadow · « **Reply #471 on:** October 31, 2005, 12:34:49 AM »

A Pikachu the size of Russia uses Thunder Wave on the Earth, paralyzing everything on it.

When I''m older, I want to be a hobo!

Bigluigifan1.0 · « **Reply #472 on:** October 31, 2005, 06:43:49 AM »

Then the Game Boy turned off!

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Sqrt2 · « **Reply #473 on:** October 31, 2005, 06:53:22 AM »

Then a guy named fred replaced the batteries and turned it on again.

Nothing suceeds like a toothless parrot.

GiftedGirl · « **Reply #474 on:** October 31, 2005, 07:00:37 AM »

The new batteries break and the guy can't find anymore!

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"Hey, I''m a voter! Aren''t you supposed to lie to me and kiss my butt?" ~ Peter Venkman, Ghostbusters 2

MetalMario · « **Reply #475 on:** October 31, 2005, 11:11:16 AM »

then it starts raining batteries!!! and 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
batteries piles the city! now you dont have to find any!

mario and green day rocks

Bigluigifan1.0 · « **Reply #476 on:** October 31, 2005, 11:16:52 AM »

The guy gets blinded by the batteries so he can't see.

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Suffix · « **Reply #477 on:** October 31, 2005, 07:17:48 PM »

Super Calculator saves the day, and devours (uses up) the batteries like popcorn!^{Edited by - Suffix on 10/31/2005 5:18:50 PM}

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #478 on:** October 31, 2005, 08:18:21 PM »

Giant nerd uses calculator too much and causes it to exploded!

I''m-a Luigi! Number-a one!

DeadAwake · « **Reply #479 on:** October 31, 2005, 10:25:34 PM »

A giant jock--the natural predator of giant nerds--stuffs him in a locker.