Author Topic: A Mario Story: You Add ONE Sentence to the Tale II (Read 600575 times)

WarpRattler · « **Reply #975 on:** March 25, 2007, 08:34:38 AM »

Then some kid with a deck of magical crown-shaped cards started swinging a key-shaped sword at Andross's hands, freeing Yoshi and Mario; all heroes present teamed up to destroy Mother Brain, Ganon, Andross, and some guy with a pink scythe.

SushieBoy · « **Reply #976 on:** March 25, 2007, 08:37:31 AM »

That's when Mario went on a rampage, he started to knock everyone on their heads with a steel folding chair.

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #977 on:** March 25, 2007, 08:38:14 AM »

So Mario was recruited by the WWE for his actions.

WarpRattler · « **Reply #978 on:** March 25, 2007, 10:04:53 AM »

Then Yoshi and the other heroes summoned an army of turtles (8-bit, hand-drawn, and ninja varieties), which destroyed the villains, and the heroes and turtles all watched Mario in his first match.

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #979 on:** March 25, 2007, 10:44:16 AM »

Mario's first match was, unfortunately, againts the Undertaker.

WarpRattler · « **Reply #980 on:** March 25, 2007, 10:50:11 AM »

Mario set the ring on fire, which caused an uproar, until Link fired one of those silly Ice Arrows...and missed the fire, hit Mario's opponent, and caused a greater uproar.

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #981 on:** March 25, 2007, 11:02:25 AM »

Mario hit Link with a steel chair and knocked him out, while Luigi jumped into the ring to help Mario beat the frozen Undertaker.

WarpRattler · « **Reply #982 on:** March 25, 2007, 12:26:04 PM »

Then the Vic Viper flew through the roof of the arena, destroying the ring; other things that crashed into that included a giant brain, three floating Moai heads, and, for some strange reason, an Arwing.

The Chef · « **Reply #983 on:** March 25, 2007, 01:27:14 PM »

Then along cam Samus's Gunship, the Falcon Flyer, the Halberd and the K.Rool Cruiser, which caused Mario to realize that it wasn't a wrestling ring they were standing in, it was really a video game flying maching convention.

SushieBoy · « **Reply #984 on:** March 25, 2007, 05:01:58 PM »

Which got over taken by comic book nerds, they kicked all the non-mario characters out.

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #985 on:** March 25, 2007, 05:09:07 PM »

The comic book nerds were all killed in a huge explosion that resulted in jocks taking control of the earth.

The Chef · « **Reply #986 on:** March 25, 2007, 06:04:19 PM »

Then the jocks were forced off the Earth by Bowser's army, as he clearly thought of taking over the world before the jocks did.

SushieBoy · « **Reply #987 on:** March 25, 2007, 06:08:48 PM »

The jocks rebelled against Bowser, and made him explode with footballs.

GiftedGirl · « **Reply #988 on:** March 25, 2007, 06:43:28 PM »

"Craaaaaaaaaaaaaap!" shouted Bowser.

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #989 on:** March 25, 2007, 07:09:23 PM »

Miyamoto smacked Bowser and sent him to bed without supper for using vulgar language.