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Author Topic: A Mario Story: You Add ONE Sentence to the Tale II  (Read 452468 times)

Jman

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« Reply #990 on: March 25, 2007, 07:38:41 PM »
"You've never listened to rap music if you think my language was harsh!" Bowser said.
I always figured "Time to tip the scales" was Wario's everyday motto.

WarpRattler

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« Reply #991 on: March 25, 2007, 08:12:02 PM »
Then, due to some strange police box things happening, the world returned to its normal state.

SushieBoy

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« Reply #992 on: March 25, 2007, 08:53:30 PM »
The story continued as normal, Mario was feeding his pet bird, Spanky.
Just because you can, doesn't mean you should.

WarpRattler

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« Reply #993 on: March 26, 2007, 07:32:37 AM »
Then, because SushieBoy used a comma splice, Mario's pet bird exploded.

SushieBoy

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« Reply #994 on: March 26, 2007, 01:36:19 PM »
Mario ran to his room and cried himself to sleep.
Just because you can, doesn't mean you should.

The Chef

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« Reply #995 on: March 26, 2007, 03:22:05 PM »
Then Luigi tried to cheer him up by getting him a new bird, but then Wario kidnapped the bird and held it for ransom.

« Reply #996 on: March 26, 2007, 03:53:48 PM »
Wario demanded 5000 gold coins, the rights to Mario's castle, and a box of Fluffer Nutters brand cookies in return for Mario's bird.
Luigison: Question everything!
Me: Why?

« Reply #997 on: March 26, 2007, 04:19:21 PM »
Mario tried to use a guinea pig named Fluffernut hidden in a box as a substitute the "cookies".
"If they make greeting cards to thank people for helping with evil plans, I owe you one!" ~Dimentio, Super Paper Mario

SushieBoy

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« Reply #998 on: March 26, 2007, 04:54:27 PM »
But it ran away, he later got run over by a truck, driven by a dog!
Just because you can, doesn't mean you should.

« Reply #999 on: March 26, 2007, 04:55:59 PM »
Wario was very displeased with Mario's actions, so he threatened to kill the bird if he didn't recieve his demands by sundown.
Luigison: Question everything!
Me: Why?

SushieBoy

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« Reply #1000 on: March 26, 2007, 04:58:01 PM »
That's when the sun got bigger and bigger, and landed on Wario's face, scarring him for life.
Just because you can, doesn't mean you should.

« Reply #1001 on: March 26, 2007, 04:59:46 PM »
"Um.........whatever," said Wario, and he continued to threaten Mario.
Luigison: Question everything!
Me: Why?

WarpRattler

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« Reply #1002 on: March 26, 2007, 07:35:18 PM »
Then, because SushieBoy used a second comma splice a few posts earlier, Mario became addicted to microgames.

« Reply #1003 on: March 26, 2007, 07:40:22 PM »
So Wario took this opportunity to hit Mario with a steel chair from behind and steal the 5000 coins instead of bribe for them.
Luigison: Question everything!
Me: Why?

SushieBoy

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« Reply #1004 on: March 26, 2007, 07:41:10 PM »
Mario ran to hide in his Coney Island Disco Palace.
Just because you can, doesn't mean you should.

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