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Author Topic: A Mario Story: You Add ONE Sentence to the Tale II  (Read 584779 times)

WarpRattler

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« Reply #1065 on: April 03, 2007, 07:57:39 AM »
Then it rolled off of them and unsquished them, enabling them to bust another move.

« Reply #1066 on: April 03, 2007, 09:25:37 AM »
All the while, a small girl who had been watching the whole thing... LAUGHED HER FREAKIN' HEAD OFF.
"If they make greeting cards to thank people for helping with evil plans, I owe you one!" ~Dimentio, Super Paper Mario

« Reply #1067 on: April 03, 2007, 08:46:35 PM »
While the little girl was laughing her head off, a giant mole kidnapped Peach and Mario said, "Well there's something that doesn't kidnap Peach everyday."
Luigison: Question everything!
Me: Why?

Jman

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« Reply #1068 on: April 03, 2007, 08:52:14 PM »
Mario shrugged his shoulders and jumped on Yoshi's back.
I always figured "Time to tip the scales" was Wario's everyday motto.

« Reply #1069 on: April 03, 2007, 09:09:54 PM »
Yoshi collapsed on the ground due to Mario's weight.
Kinopio is the ultimate video game character! Who else can drive a kart, host parties, play tennis, give good advice and items, and is almost always happy??

« Reply #1070 on: April 04, 2007, 06:33:44 AM »
Two other Yoshies carried Yoshi to Lexington Chiropractic Center.
"If they make greeting cards to thank people for helping with evil plans, I owe you one!" ~Dimentio, Super Paper Mario

« Reply #1071 on: April 04, 2007, 03:48:39 PM »
But the center turned out to be possessed and overrun with zombies created by none other than Zombie Wario himself.
Luigison: Question everything!
Me: Why?

The Chef

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« Reply #1072 on: April 04, 2007, 04:14:18 PM »
That didn't matter now since Wario had been his normal self again for quite some time, so the zombies let Yoshi have a Mid Mushroom to restore his HP, and he rejoined Mario on his mission to save Peach from the giant mole, which turned out to be Montelbon, King of all Monty Moles.

« Reply #1073 on: April 04, 2007, 04:57:18 PM »
Montelbon had plans to turn Peach into a mole, and not the kind that digs through the dirt, either.
"If they make greeting cards to thank people for helping with evil plans, I owe you one!" ~Dimentio, Super Paper Mario

« Reply #1074 on: April 04, 2007, 07:01:23 PM »
Mario knew that the moles lived underground, so he bought a huge digger for $500,000,000 so he could dig about 3 feet.
Luigison: Question everything!
Me: Why?

The Chef

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« Reply #1075 on: April 04, 2007, 07:03:06 PM »
Which conveniently allowed Mario and Yoshi to reach the Monty Mole's secret underground kingdom, where they had to fight their way through Montelbon's defense force, which consisted of Mega Moles.

« Reply #1076 on: April 04, 2007, 07:05:11 PM »
The Mega Moles were armed with rocket launchers, chainsaws and every other weapon you could think of......so a huge battle began to take place!
Luigison: Question everything!
Me: Why?

The Chef

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« Reply #1077 on: April 04, 2007, 08:05:30 PM »
Mario and Yoshi beat them easily due to having a couple of spare Power Stars on them at the moment. *invincibility song plays*

« Reply #1078 on: April 04, 2007, 09:59:56 PM »
While charging through the Mole Men ranks, Mario stopped for a bite to eat, grabbed some super shrooms at McShrooms, and the two of them met at The Mole King's castle, a 40 story building that reached about 39 3/4 stories above ground.
Luigison: Question everything!
Me: Why?

« Reply #1079 on: April 05, 2007, 05:31:03 AM »
However, Yoshi was repossessed by the bank, because Mario did not have $500,000,000 to buy the huge digger; and now, he had to rescue Peach on his own.
If my son could decimate Lego cities with his genitals, I'd be [darn] proud.

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