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Author Topic: A Mario Story: You Add ONE Sentence to the Tale II  (Read 584890 times)

WarpRattler

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« Reply #1110 on: April 07, 2007, 07:37:12 PM »
But, due to a misunderstanding, the actual clone (with an R) was left on the uncharted island, which had recently become charted by Wario.

« Reply #1111 on: April 07, 2007, 07:43:53 PM »
"Oops," said PaperLuigi, and Waruigi was sad that Wario had left him on the island.
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« Reply #1112 on: April 07, 2007, 07:56:10 PM »
After a few months, Wario started his own video game company and forgot he ever charted the uncharted island, so Waruigi began to go mad from loneliness, and started thinking he was being haunted by the ghost of the original Luigi.

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« Reply #1113 on: April 07, 2007, 07:57:41 PM »
Then, during a battle at Phillipi (don't ask), Waruigi saw the ghost of Luigi once again, and knew he was going to die soon.

« Reply #1114 on: April 07, 2007, 08:19:28 PM »
Waruigi found a volleyball on the island and named him Wilson.
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« Reply #1115 on: April 07, 2007, 08:23:24 PM »
He then told the volleyball that he used to go to a doctor named Dr. Spalding.
Kinopio is the ultimate video game character! Who else can drive a kart, host parties, play tennis, give good advice and items, and is almost always happy??

« Reply #1116 on: April 07, 2007, 08:27:04 PM »
Waruigi said that he really wanted a dentist because he had a terrible tooth ache...................then he went crazy and built a raft out of a porta-potty and wood.
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« Reply #1117 on: April 07, 2007, 08:27:21 PM »
Then he found a comma-shaped egg, hatched it, named the hatchling Molten, and had her eat Wilson's hair.

« Reply #1118 on: April 07, 2007, 08:32:34 PM »
Wilson was sad that his hair was gone, and Waruigi dumped him over board for Molten.
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« Reply #1119 on: April 07, 2007, 09:06:26 PM »
Waruigi didn't realize that Molten had morphed into a floating volleyball because she ate the volleyball's hair, and would remain a volleyball for about 3 miles, when she would finish digesting the hair.

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« Reply #1120 on: April 07, 2007, 09:21:48 PM »
Eventually Waruigi got back to the Mushroom Kingdom, where he ran into Wario who was in desperate need of a tennis partner, as he was going to face Mario in a tennis match that afternoon.

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« Reply #1121 on: April 07, 2007, 09:36:45 PM »
However, neither Wario nor Waruigi were prepared to face Mario and Yoshi's mad tennis skills.

« Reply #1122 on: April 08, 2007, 07:14:36 AM »
Naturally, Mario and Yoshi creamed Wario and Waruigi with tennis balls............when suddenly, E. Gadd whipped out the Necronomicon to bring back everyone's favorite green plumber.
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« Reply #1123 on: April 08, 2007, 08:12:28 AM »
This caused Waruigi to get extremely angry, as he was mad at Luigi for haunting him that whole time, so he decided to hatch a plot to show up at the Star Cup Tournament uninvited and challenge Luigi to a grudge match.

« Reply #1124 on: April 08, 2007, 08:18:16 AM »
The grudge tennis match was kinda set up like this.............a regular tennis match with alligators on each sides of the court, a barb-wire net to keep the two from getting too close, land mines on the out-of-bounds area to encourage players to blow up their opponent (but if it fails they, of course, lose a point)............then the biggest catch of them all was the fact that the court was slowly being dropped into a crater of hot lava (the court was suspended by chains; every minute it dropped a few more feet)..........sooooooooo.....both players would die if they didn't complete the match in 10 minutes!
« Last Edit: April 08, 2007, 08:20:20 AM by PaperLuigi »
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