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« Reply #1095 on: April 06, 2007, 03:47:52 PM »
Which was the explosion of the nukes also creating a huge mushroom cloud over the planet; Wario thought it was a super mushroom, so he ate it.
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« Reply #1096 on: April 06, 2007, 05:00:27 PM »
Thus turning him into Smoke Wario, who with his newfound powers, decided to ransack the world of all it's riches, except that Luigi and Tatanga were blasted into space due to the nuclear explosion, and everyone else was freezing to death due to the planet getting winter-fied.

« Reply #1097 on: April 06, 2007, 05:12:42 PM »
Mario was busy selling Popsicles (and was making no money due to the fact that the temp. was bellow 0) while Luigi and Tatanga started punching each other in space, and because there was no friction, the two flew apart and never saw each other again.
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« Reply #1098 on: April 06, 2007, 05:31:21 PM »
Luigi ended up back on Mushroom Earth and told Mario what happened, prompting them to set out and stop Smoke Wario as well as find a way to restore the world to it's normal temperature.

« Reply #1099 on: April 06, 2007, 06:30:51 PM »
Smoke Wario rulled the Earth with an iron fist, so he had about a billion minions at his disposal, and finding something that could heat the world proved to be a task that will most likely last about 50 posts and 3 pages.
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« Reply #1100 on: April 07, 2007, 08:45:57 AM »
That's when Mario ran to his microwave, he pulled out his secret ravioli he had saved up for years, ate it and became "SUPER MEGA FOOD POISENED MARIO!"  he started a battle with Smoke Wario.
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« Reply #1101 on: April 07, 2007, 12:16:44 PM »
Smoke Wario just laughed, apparently not knowing the incredible power that Super mega Food Poisoned Mario had.
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« Reply #1102 on: April 07, 2007, 12:30:49 PM »
Meanwhile, Luigi was searching deep underground with the $500,000,000 digger Mario bought a while back in order to find a heat source.
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« Reply #1103 on: April 07, 2007, 01:24:16 PM »
Mario managed to wear down Wario by shooting flaming balls of ravioli at him, and Luigi eventually reached the core of Mushroom Earth, which had fallen fast asleep and needed to be awoken to restore the heat (Hey, everything on the surface is sentient, right?).

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« Reply #1104 on: April 07, 2007, 05:35:46 PM »
Meanwhile, The Chef and myself were still dueling, and the battle became so heated that the core of Mushroom Earth was jerked out of its much-needed sleep, causing Luigi to be incinerated.

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« Reply #1105 on: April 07, 2007, 06:09:36 PM »
Suddenly, the world's temperature was restored to normal, and Smoke Wario was no more, as he turned back into regular Wario and forgot that this mess ever happened.

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« Reply #1106 on: April 07, 2007, 06:14:14 PM »
However, everyone was suspicious when Wario was on fire while attending Luigi's funeral.

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« Reply #1107 on: April 07, 2007, 06:55:19 PM »
Wario was given 10 years on an uncharted island in Lethal Lava Land for trying to rob everyone while the world was in danger, but that day was remembered by all as the day Luigi made the ultimate sacrifice to save the entire world from eternal sub-zero, and even Bowser attended the funeral out of gratitude.

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« Reply #1108 on: April 07, 2007, 07:00:45 PM »
Ten years later, when someone went back for Wario, it was discovered that not only had he created a clone of Luigi, raised it as his own, and called it Waruigi, he had also adopted an Australian accent and a love for biker clothes.

« Reply #1109 on: April 07, 2007, 07:29:38 PM »
Waluigi loved to dance (because Wario also loved to dance), but since everyone here is tired on dancing, it was considered irrelevant to the story, so the two went to a burger stand to celebrate the 10-year anniversary of what many call the "War that threw the world into nuclear winter and incinerated Luigi I."
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