Author Topic: A Mario Story: You Add ONE Sentence to the Tale II (Read 584762 times)

WarpRattler · « **Reply #1080 on:** April 05, 2007, 07:34:35 AM »

Then, while Mario sat there pondering how a sentient being could be repossessed, Peach got tired of waiting, beat up Montelbon, and grabbed her parasol; where she walked, enemies balked, and she floated gently down.

The Chef · « **Reply #1081 on:** April 05, 2007, 12:44:48 PM »

Peach landed right Mario's arms, then they went back to the castle for some cake, but as soon as they got there, the discovered that the castle had been reposessed along with Yoshi as part of some evil plot to reposess everything in the whole kindgom by Tatanga.

WarpRattler · « **Reply #1082 on:** April 05, 2007, 03:26:47 PM »

Then Tatanga was also repossessed, causing all nonrepossessed folks to wonder who was doing all the repossessing and making "repossess" cease to look like a word.

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #1083 on:** April 05, 2007, 03:47:50 PM »

Since that word of which you speak of did not exist anymore, Tatanga was back to normal, but he still wanted to take over the world with his new, flying Pargosa Mach 2.0, a huge fortress of traps and such.

WarpRattler · « **Reply #1084 on:** April 05, 2007, 04:00:44 PM »

Then, since that word had ceased to exist, Yoshi and the castle also returned, so Luigi went on a quest to defeat Tatanga while Mario, Yoshi, and Peach ate cake.

The Chef · « **Reply #1085 on:** April 05, 2007, 06:41:44 PM »

Because Tatanga had made a second attempt to kidnap Daisy, and Luigi was smitten with her.

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #1086 on:** April 05, 2007, 07:06:45 PM »

Luigi was seriously angry at Tatanga for takin' his girl, so he gathered up a few nukes and went after him.

WarpRattler · « **Reply #1087 on:** April 05, 2007, 07:15:52 PM »

He also went after The Chef, who used a sentence fragment.

The Chef · « **Reply #1088 on:** April 06, 2007, 08:20:33 AM »

Then The Chef whipped out his SPATULA and challenged WarpRattler to a manly duel, while Luigi was getting ready to battle Tatanga's ground troops.

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #1089 on:** April 06, 2007, 08:40:22 AM »

Luigi launched a few rounds of ammo at the ground troops, while the huge battle between TC and WR threatened to rip apart the universe.

warioman · « **Reply #1090 on:** April 06, 2007, 10:11:05 AM »

but then Kirby ate every body

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #1091 on:** April 06, 2007, 10:37:27 AM »

PaperLuigi ignored warioman's incredibly stupid post and continued the story: Luigi launched a few nukes at Tatanga, but the blast was eaten up by Tanaga's "Nuke Suck-em up".

The Chef · « **Reply #1092 on:** April 06, 2007, 01:39:55 PM »

Fortunately for Luigi, Professor E.Gadd had just built the Ultra Nullifier 64, a device that can deactivate any weapon, which Luigi used to stop Tatanga's Nuke Suck-em-up, as well as his robotic guards and the Pargosa Mach 2.0.

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #1093 on:** April 06, 2007, 02:14:58 PM »

Because of this, the nukes exploded and the planet the two were on was thrown into nuclear winter.

GiftedGirl · « **Reply #1094 on:** April 06, 2007, 03:22:30 PM »

Just then, something incredibly amazing happened.