Author Topic: A Mario Story: You Add ONE Sentence to the Tale II (Read 584750 times)

GiftedGirl · « **Reply #1125 on:** April 08, 2007, 09:02:50 AM »

Just then... it happened.

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #1126 on:** April 08, 2007, 09:20:18 AM »

The match began with Luigi's serve, while Waruigi returned the shot while dodging the alligators.

The Chef · « **Reply #1127 on:** April 08, 2007, 09:36:48 AM »

Volley after volley passed until Luigi scored a point with nine and half minutes left on the clock.

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #1128 on:** April 08, 2007, 09:39:37 AM »

Waruigi was getting pretty angry with Luigi, so he prepared to use some cheap tactics to destroy him: Instead of wasting a point by hitting the tennis ball towards the mines, Waruigi threw some nearby rocks at the out-of-bounds area and laughed as Luigi tried to dodge the explosions!

WarpRattler · « **Reply #1129 on:** April 08, 2007, 02:42:45 PM »

Then Mario and Wario inexplicably teamed up to attempt to stop this deadly tennis match and save their brother and surrogate child, respectively.

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #1130 on:** April 08, 2007, 02:48:47 PM »

So the Mario+Wario team made it a doubles match with 8 minutes left on the clock!

WarpRattler · « **Reply #1131 on:** April 08, 2007, 02:58:49 PM »

Wario, being the sneaky fellow that he is, wrapped Luigi and Waruigi up in twine, while Mario grabbed them and jumped off the stage, leaving Wario on the stage with 6 minutes to lose enough weight to jump off of the stage.

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #1132 on:** April 08, 2007, 03:03:06 PM »

Wario began running aroung the court to lose weight, but he ran into land mines still resting on the out-of-bounds area (and alligators ate his fried remains) so Luigi and Waruigi punched Mario to continue the match on the dangerous court with 5 minutes and 49 secs left!

WarpRattler · « **Reply #1133 on:** April 08, 2007, 03:05:37 PM »

Then, 5 minutes and 50 seconds later, one of the three realized that they weren't on the deadly tennis court, but had resumed play on a regular tennis court nearby, which explained why they were still alive.

The Chef · « **Reply #1134 on:** April 08, 2007, 03:14:10 PM »

Eventually, the match was over and Luigi had beaten Waruigi, thus ending the tennis saga, but now Wario was dead, and Waruigi was heartbroken, so he vowed revenge against Mario and Luigi and dedicated the rest of his life to finding a way top bring Wario back to life.

WarpRattler · « **Reply #1135 on:** April 08, 2007, 03:19:52 PM »

But then, due to a strange twist in the plot involving Luigi beating his own teammate in tennis, Wario came back to life.

SushieBoy · « **Reply #1136 on:** April 08, 2007, 04:12:20 PM »

A milk truck ran over him, killing him instantly.

WarpRattler · « **Reply #1137 on:** April 08, 2007, 04:24:42 PM »

Then, because of SushieBoy not using a comma splice, and because miracles come in twos, Wario came back to life again.

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #1138 on:** April 08, 2007, 04:51:31 PM »

Waruigi was happy that his "father" was back, but Waruigi discovered that because he (himself) was a clone, his genetic material was breaking down at an alarming rate.

The Chef · « **Reply #1139 on:** April 08, 2007, 04:52:52 PM »

So Wario had to find a way to keep Waruigi alive.