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BP · « **on:** July 02, 2006, 12:31:25 AM »

You know you're bad at Mario games when...
- You get 8th in a 50cc MK:DD!! grand prix.
- You got a game over in NSMB, unintentionally.
- You not only can't find Luigi in SM64, but you also can't find him in SM64DS!!!
- You lose a life on SMB3's map screen.
- You get a game over in Mario Paint.
- Bowser beats you at the beginning of M&L:SS

Ultima Shadow · « **Reply #1 on:** July 02, 2006, 02:54:59 AM »

Quote from: Bird Person on July 02, 2006, 12:31:25 AM

- You got a game over in NSMB, unintentionally.

It was my first go \:(

Anyway:

~ The red shells you fire come back and hit you.
~ The ones you don't fire take pity on you.
~ Bowser destroys the bridge on SMB himself out of sheer humilation.

Hirocon · « **Reply #2 on:** July 02, 2006, 04:23:34 AM »

- You used a walkthrough for Mario's Early Years: Preschool Fun
- You have a negative rating in Tetris DS
- You thought you were fantastic at Donkey Kong Jr., until you found out you weren't playing as Mario

Markio · « **Reply #3 on:** July 02, 2006, 09:25:56 AM »

-you often get a game over.
-it takes you quite a while to get use to the controller, without much success.
-the average skill level of others is higher than your own.

SolidShroom · « **Reply #4 on:** July 02, 2006, 09:49:50 AM »

- Mario beats the game for you.
- Mario trips and falls on SM64.
- You have never been hit by a blue shell.
- You try to pick up Goombas, thinking they're mushrooms.
- 1-1 in SMB takes you two days to beat, and the NES controller is covered in blood and sweat.

yoshimastar · « **Reply #5 on:** July 02, 2006, 10:20:15 AM »

-You die in a Toad house
-Your partners in the Paper Mario's ditch you when your not looking
-The N64 controller is confusing to you
-You run out of gas in a Mario Kart game
-The Boo's flying around the Ghost Houses on SMW's map screen killed you
-Around world 5 in Yoshi's Island you learned that it's possible to lick upwards
-Shy Guys wear masks because they don't want to be seen near you
-Mario starts to look impatient on the game over screen
-You couldn't get inside M64's castle because you kept trying to press up to enter the doors
-After tons of game overs Mario asks you if you have a death wish
-The Lakitu holding the camera behind Mario falls asleep

coolkid · « **Reply #6 on:** July 02, 2006, 11:48:01 AM »

-You let Baby Mario die in Yoshi's Island.
-In Super Mario World 1-2 you just stand like the game moves on it's own then the Koopas fall off of the large platform after a while.
-Moo!
-You run away from Super Mushrooms because you thought they were poisen and even avoided touching them in Super Mario Bros 2 US!(Go's for Smb,Smb2USA,SMB 3,and SMW!)

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #7 on:** July 02, 2006, 11:52:45 AM »

-You lose to the Goomba Bros. in Paper Mario.
-You got hit by the very first goomba on the very first level of Super Mario Bros.
-You die in Mario is Missing

Adventure_Knight · « **Reply #8 on:** July 02, 2006, 12:22:03 PM »

You Know You' re Bad At Mario Games When...
-You die inside Peach's castle in SM64 or SM64DS.
-You kill Luigi on one of the Mario and Luigi games.
-You jumped on the cliffs in Super Mario Bros. thinking that they were shortcuts.
-You try to kill Bowser jumping on him on SMB, SMB2J, SMB3, SMW or SM64.

coolkid · « **Reply #9 on:** July 02, 2006, 12:29:55 PM »

Quote from: Adventure_Knight on July 02, 2006, 12:22:03 PM

You Know You' re Bad At Mario Games When...
-You die inside Peach's castle in SM64 or SM64DS.
-You kill Luigi on one of the Mario and Luigi games.
-You jumped on the cliffs in Super Mario Bros. thinking that they were shortcuts.
-You try to kill Bowser jumping on him on SMB, SMB2J, SMB3, SMW or SM64.

You Forgot SMS

yoshimastar · « **Reply #10 on:** July 02, 2006, 12:33:41 PM »

-You use the frog suit on the Hammer Bros. levels
-Master Hand flips you the bird
-Link cuts you in half in Smash Bros.
-You didn't know you could duck from Bullet Bills
-When you jump off a high ledge and land Mario breaks his leg.

The Chef · « **Reply #11 on:** July 02, 2006, 04:25:36 PM »

-You tried to kill a Bullet Bill Blaster with a fireball.
-You thought that Toad was the princess after you beat the first world in SMB.
-You tried to reenter the castle at the start of each world in SMB.
-You jump over every enemy instead of trying to defeat them.
-You tried to jump a big gap without holding the run button.
-You thought the blue mushroom was a new power-up.
-You didn't know you could spin attack after getting a Super Leaf or Cape Feather.
-You didn't know Yoshi could eat enemies in SMW.
-You thought Yoshi's Story was the hardest Mario game ever made.
-You can't get enough Stars to unlock the first Bowser stage in SM64.
-You thought the Spin Jump was the default jump in SMW.
-You want to know how to unlock Waluigi in SMB2.
-You think there's a God Mode cheat in each Mario game you come across.

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SushieBoy · « **Reply #12 on:** July 02, 2006, 10:17:33 PM »

-you tried to kill a podoboo with fireballs.
-you first thought that tanooki mario was a cat.
-you tried to eat WendyO's. candy rings in SMB3.
-you thought that poison mushrooms where a new powerup.
-you thought that wart was bowser.

PaperMario · « **Reply #13 on:** July 02, 2006, 10:28:52 PM »

-You jump in the lava in the SMB games, thinking it'll make you Fire Mario.
-Mario looks at the screen, and says "Give up, loser!"

Luigison · « **Reply #14 on:** July 02, 2006, 10:42:52 PM »

- you don't think the B button does anything.
- you play against a two year old and the two year old saves the princess before you complete level one.
- you secretly practice so you can beat your dog.
- your mother feels sorry for you and tells you what the B buttons does.
- you buy an xbox.
- you take of picture of the tv when you complete level one.