You Know You Play Mario Games Too Much When...
- You've developed a bad Italian accent.
- Your wardrobe is strictly red shirts and blue overalls.
- You have a dog named Bowser.
- You eat mushrooms, saying that they "make-a me Super Mario!"
- You quit your job and start a career in plumbing.
- Once in a while, you pull out vegetables from your garden and throw them at little animals.
- A picture of Wario is on your dartboard.
- You wore a Hammer Brother suit for Halloween.
- You think that pipes are the best mode of transportation.
- Your cure for warts: Vegetables.
- You actually find Luigi in Super Mario 64, and he tells you to get a life.
- When you start jumping on your pet turtle. -Zephid6@aol.com
- Instead of saying "Press Start", your Mario games say "Somebody please shoot me!". -email@example.com
- You not only find Luigi in Super Mario 64, but also in Banjo-Kazooie! -Mario318@aol.com
- You change from metallic mode to invisible mode to... -ACiruolo@aol.com
- You make a plan to rule the world with genetically-altered turtles. -ACiruolo@aol.com
- You compare and contrast the possiblities Bowser might be the 5th Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle. -ACiruolo@aol.com
- You find out there is no Luigi in Super Mario 64, but a hidden code to play a game called "Get A Friggin' Life" starring Wario, The Red Yoshi, the Blue Yoshi, Bowser's kids and all the other Mario characters you'd like to forget. -ACiruolo@aol.com
- Your orders from that pizza place called "Mario's" are all extra mushroom. -ACiruolo@aol.com
- The fat guy on the bus wearing a red shirt and blue overalls is what you think an insult to Mario. -ACiruolo@aol.com
- You die and go to Coin Heaven.
- You see a shooting star and go running after it screaming, "That-a
Starman is gonna make-a me invincible!" -kellymon
- You start feeling sorry for Luigi and wish he got a little more spotlight. -JMB82685
- You you remember Geno's ACTUAL name. -VinTernet2000
- You ask the plumber why he doesn't just go down himself to see what the problem is. -VinTernet2000
- You call your travel agent and tell him to arrange a
trip to Yoshi's Island. -ssjfighter_2000
- When you watch TV or go to town, your eyes perk up when you see a sign that says "Mario's" or "Luigi's." -Andrea Huckstep
- You sing songs or song parodies that are Mario related. -Andrea Huckstep
- When you point your finger, a fireball comes out.
- Yoshies egg your house on Halloween.
- You actually purchased the Mario movie. -nathan
- You feel your life is ruined because you incorrectly answer a Mario trivia question.
- You go to the bank to exchange 100 singles for an extra life. -~Mat~
- You check your watch whenever you go home, just to make sure you enter exactly at one, three, or six past the hour. -~Mat~
- You spread rumors across the internet about the resurgence of Mario's "Edutainment" series. -~Mat~
- All games without golden coins seem "unfulfilling". -~Mat~
- Your electric bill is $8,000,000.
- Princess Peach is your dream girl. (What? Stop staring at me like that!) -Dark PikaMew
- You actually take the time to read something titled "You Know You Play Mario Games Too Much When..." on the internet. -Nick
- You saw the movie Scream, but couldn't figure out why the Shy Guy wanted to kill everyone. -Screech
- You call your brother Luigi, and your girlfriend Peach. - Many submissions
- You have a pet lizard/iguana/dinosaur named Yoshi. - Many submissions
- You try to ride your pet lizard/iguana/dinosaur. - Many submissions
- Your attempt to use an ordinary item like a Mario item ends in disaster. - Many submissions
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