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ShadowBrain

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« Reply #1230 on: October 04, 2009, 10:00:36 AM »
"Mario is your oyster." ~The Chef

« Reply #1231 on: October 04, 2009, 11:41:20 AM »
Ahhha, lost!! I loved the OoT one.
"I don't know why they're called boyshorts! Boys don't wear shorts that short!" - Mitchie

« Reply #1232 on: October 06, 2009, 09:35:16 PM »
I've been hanging out by the water cooler at work and heard that there's a weird guy hanging out by the water cooler.
Kinopio is the ultimate video game character! Who else can drive a kart, host parties, play tennis, give good advice and items, and is almost always happy??

« Reply #1233 on: October 07, 2009, 04:50:42 PM »
http://mariostairwayheaven.ytmnd.com/

No doubt it's been posted before, but... yeah.
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« Reply #1234 on: October 08, 2009, 11:02:13 AM »
All of the below jokes are sort of inappropriate.

I recall my first time with a condom, I was 16 or so.
I went in to buy a packet of condoms at the pharmacy. There was this beautiful woman assistant behind the
counter, and she could see that I was new at it.
She handed me the package and asked if I knew how to wear one. I honestly answered,
'No, this is my first time.'
So she unwrapped the package, took one out and slipped it over her thumb. She cautioned me to make sure it was on tight and secure. I apparently still looked confused. So she looked all around the store to see if it was empty. It was empty.
'Just a minute,' she said, and walked to the door, and locked it.
Taking my hand, she led me into the back room, unbuttoned her blouse and removed it. She unhooked her bra and laid it aside.
'Do these excite you?' She asked.
Well, I was so dumb-struck that all I could do was nod my head. She then said it was time to slip the condom on.
As I was slipping it on, she dropped her skirt, removed her knickers and lay down on a desk.
'Well, come on', she said, 'We don't have much time.'
So I climbed on her. It was so wonderful, that unfortunately, I could no longer hold back and KAPOW, I was done within a few minutes.
She looked at me with a bit of a frown.
'Did you put that condom on?' she asked.
I said, 'I sure did,' and held up my thumb to show her.
She fainted.


A couple have separate bedrooms due to his loud snoring,
One night when feeling aroused the husband calls his wife "Hey sexy wexy fancy paying a visit to hubby wubbies room?"
She goes to his room and trips on the carpet and falls ,he jumps up and says "Oh sweety weety are you alright let me help you upsy wupsy"
They climb into bed and he ****s the arse off her after ten minutes she leaves to go back to her room and trips and falls over again,
The husband looks at her on the floor and says "Stupid ***** " turns over and goes to sleep.


A man is raping a woman and she cries, "Please, think of my children!"
Kinky *****.
One Ring to rule them all. One Ring to find them. One Ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them.

« Reply #1235 on: October 08, 2009, 11:28:38 AM »
I lost to the first one.

The second is okay but I didn't laugh.

I didn't laugh at the third one either.
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Me: Why?

Turtlekid1

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« Reply #1236 on: October 08, 2009, 12:11:13 PM »
The dirty jokes in this thread make Tony DiNozzo look like a prude.
"It'll say life is sacred and so is death
but death is life and so we move on"

« Reply #1237 on: October 08, 2009, 04:51:11 PM »
Who's the hardest Robot Master out of all Mega Man games?

Hard Man

ShadowBrain

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« Reply #1238 on: October 08, 2009, 05:01:31 PM »
dc? Posting inappropriate jokes? I never would've thought it.
"Mario is your oyster." ~The Chef

« Reply #1239 on: October 08, 2009, 07:17:25 PM »
OMG. I did not know that "dc" was a question.
One Ring to rule them all. One Ring to find them. One Ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them.

Chupperson Weird

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« Reply #1240 on: October 09, 2009, 05:02:57 PM »
Lizard Dude's joke could be spotted miles away. On the horizon. Maybe from the other side of the world.
That was a joke.

« Reply #1241 on: October 09, 2009, 08:08:41 PM »
One Ring to rule them all. One Ring to find them. One Ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them.

« Reply #1242 on: October 09, 2009, 10:53:19 PM »
Lizard Dude's joke could be spotted miles away. On the horizon. Maybe from the other side of the world.

*looks up at another horse comic*
So can that.



« Last Edit: October 09, 2009, 11:00:14 PM by penguinwizard »
You didn't say wot wot.

« Reply #1243 on: October 10, 2009, 12:27:22 PM »
Chuck Norris won an award today.

Kanye West sat politely in his seat.
One Ring to rule them all. One Ring to find them. One Ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them.

Chupperson Weird

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« Reply #1244 on: October 10, 2009, 05:30:46 PM »
It took me a while to register why that would even be thought of as funny.
That was a joke.

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