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Author Topic: You Laugh, You Lose  (Read 303051 times)

Glorb

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« Reply #1200 on: September 29, 2009, 02:51:42 PM »
That makes it even better!

And easier.
every

ShadowBrain

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« Reply #1201 on: September 29, 2009, 04:21:05 PM »
The last necrophiliac on Earth... is not alone.
"Mario is your oyster." ~The Chef

« Reply #1202 on: September 29, 2009, 07:52:55 PM »
Ahaha, lost!
"I don't know why they're called boyshorts! Boys don't wear shorts that short!" - Mitchie

ShadowBrain

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« Reply #1203 on: September 30, 2009, 07:11:05 AM »
Did you hear about the Amtrak passenger with a fetish for train stations?

He got off at the first stop.
« Last Edit: September 30, 2009, 04:09:06 PM by ShadowBrain »
"Mario is your oyster." ~The Chef

« Reply #1204 on: September 30, 2009, 02:16:46 PM »
A guy goes to the pub, and says to his friend, "You won't believe what happened! I was taking a shortcut along the railway track, and I found a girl tied to the rails. I untied her, and we had sex over and over again. All the positions; everything!"
His friend replies, "That's great! Did you get a blowjob?"
"No, I couldn't find her head."


I was walking down a street when the woman infront of me dropped her bags. She asked me for help.
"Of course I'll help," I said to her, "With how beautiful you are, I bet you can get a man to do anything."
She giggled and flirted back by touching my arm and saying, "With how strong you are, I bet you can get a woman to do anything."
I laughed and said, "Yes, I can actually."
Then I r...you can guess.


A sadist, a masochist, a murderer, a necrophile, a zoophile and a pyromaniac are all sitting on a bench in a mental institution, bored out of their minds.
"How about having sex with a cat?" asked the zoophile.
"Let's have sex with the cat and then torture it," says the sadist.
"Let's have sex with the cat, torture it and then kill it," shouted the murderer.
"Let's have sex with the cat, torture it, kill it and then have sex with it again," said the necrophile.
"Let's have sex with the cat, torture it, kill it, have sex with it again and then burn it," said the pyromaniac.
Silence fell... then everyone turned to the masochist and asked:
"So, what's it gonna be?"
To which he replied, "Meow!"



What did the necrophiliac say to the paedophile?
"After you."



who lost?
One Ring to rule them all. One Ring to find them. One Ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them.

« Reply #1205 on: September 30, 2009, 02:19:57 PM »
I lost to the third one.
Luigison: Question everything!
Me: Why?

« Reply #1206 on: September 30, 2009, 02:22:59 PM »
brian i came closer and closer to losing until i was just on the absolute brink of laughter but then i realized that you misspelled fetish and then all the funny went away

...Simply put,



The first of Dc's somehow bore its way through my state-of-the-art anti-laughter system and resulted in a loss, for which I hate myself.
« Last Edit: September 30, 2009, 02:24:49 PM by Weegee »
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WarpRattler

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« Reply #1207 on: September 30, 2009, 03:27:36 PM »
I didn't laugh at any of them. They did remind me of something else, though:

You're waiting at a bus stop. A bus full of gay men pulls up. Do you get on or get off?

« Reply #1208 on: September 30, 2009, 04:00:07 PM »
Those jokes just kind of made me go "o_O".
"I don't know why they're called boyshorts! Boys don't wear shorts that short!" - Mitchie

Turtlekid1

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« Reply #1209 on: September 30, 2009, 04:58:09 PM »
dc's one about the -philes and -ists made me lose.

As ashamed as I am to admit it.
"It'll say life is sacred and so is death
but death is life and so we move on"

CrossEyed7

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« Reply #1210 on: September 30, 2009, 05:07:15 PM »
I lost...










































































...my lunch.
"Oh man, I wish being a part of a Mario fan community was the most embarrassing thing about my life." - Super-Jesse

« Reply #1211 on: September 30, 2009, 05:14:00 PM »
What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm?

Being raped.
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« Reply #1212 on: September 30, 2009, 05:55:41 PM »
There's no way anyone could watch all of these without at least smirking.
If she is indeed genetically mutated such that she has an eye in the back of her head, then I guess that she is genetically mutated and has an eye in the back of her head.

ShadowBrain

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« Reply #1213 on: September 30, 2009, 06:22:16 PM »
The rare time I post an original joke and I'm felled by a typo...
"Mario is your oyster." ~The Chef

Chupperson Weird

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« Reply #1214 on: September 30, 2009, 06:30:24 PM »
I still liked it.
That was a joke.

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