Author Topic: The Door (joke about serious issues here) (Read 94190 times)

CrossEyed7 · « **on:** August 07, 2009, 05:49:23 PM »

If you must make light of the serious adult business for grownups, leave it here.

Glorb · « **Reply #1 on:** August 07, 2009, 06:03:10 PM »

Knock-knock?

Who's there?

An ABORTED FETUS.

Bigluigifan1.0 · « **Reply #2 on:** August 07, 2009, 06:12:21 PM »

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five!!

haha

Chupperson Weird · « **Reply #3 on:** August 07, 2009, 06:17:53 PM »

What's really sad is that I kind of chuckled at the last one.

Weegee · « **Reply #4 on:** August 07, 2009, 06:20:55 PM »

Did you hear the one about the toddler, the fork and the electrical socket?

His funeral's this Tuesday.

TEM · « **Reply #5 on:** August 07, 2009, 06:23:36 PM »

What's funnier than 5 dead babies in one garbage bag?

1 dead baby in 5 garbage bags.

Glorb · « **Reply #6 on:** August 07, 2009, 06:25:39 PM »

Well I'm quite proud that I managed to derail a topic with no prior replies.

Weegee · « **Reply #7 on:** August 07, 2009, 06:39:31 PM »

Just wait until dc804 catches wind of this... "discussion". The man will have a field day. On that note,

What did the blind paralyzed orphan get for Christmas?

Cancer!

Shyguy92 · « **Reply #8 on:** August 07, 2009, 08:11:10 PM »

Quote from: Glorb on August 07, 2009, 06:25:39 PM

Well I'm quite proud that I managed to derail a topic with no prior replies.

So that's your goal here.

bobman37 · « **Reply #9 on:** August 07, 2009, 10:10:11 PM »

What's the difference between a baby and an apple?

You can't have sex with an apple before you eat it

Weegee · « **Reply #10 on:** August 07, 2009, 10:16:22 PM »

Whoever created this terrible, awful thread made specifically for dead baby jokes deserves to be shot.

bobman37 · « **Reply #11 on:** August 07, 2009, 11:11:29 PM »

Uh... Says the guy who participated twice.

Weegee · « **Reply #12 on:** August 07, 2009, 11:17:57 PM »

It was meant to be doubly ironic: First, I did indeed contribute to the thread, and, second, CrossEyed never intended this to become a dead-baby-joke thread. Isn't that just hilarious? Having to explain it makes it even funnier.

TEM · « **Reply #13 on:** August 08, 2009, 12:04:29 AM »

What's the difference between a box of Tide and American atomic weapon secrets?

I didn't just sell a buttload of Tide to the North Koreans.

nensondubois · « **Reply #14 on:** August 08, 2009, 06:18:18 PM »

What's the difference between an egg an a fetus?

A fetus is not an omelet.