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CrossEyed7

  • i can make this whatever i want; you're not my dad
« on: August 07, 2009, 05:49:23 PM »
If you must make light of the serious adult business for grownups, leave it here.
"Oh man, I wish being a part of a Mario fan community was the most embarrassing thing about my life." - Super-Jesse

Glorb

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« Reply #1 on: August 07, 2009, 06:03:10 PM »
Knock-knock?

Who's there?

An ABORTED FETUS.
every

« Reply #2 on: August 07, 2009, 06:12:21 PM »
How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five!!

haha
I'm a horrible person.

Chupperson Weird

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« Reply #3 on: August 07, 2009, 06:17:53 PM »
What's really sad is that I kind of chuckled at the last one.
That was a joke.

« Reply #4 on: August 07, 2009, 06:20:55 PM »
Did you hear the one about the toddler, the fork and the electrical socket?


His funeral's this Tuesday.
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TEM

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« Reply #5 on: August 07, 2009, 06:23:36 PM »
What's funnier than 5 dead babies in one garbage bag?

1 dead baby in 5 garbage bags.
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Glorb

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« Reply #6 on: August 07, 2009, 06:25:39 PM »
Well I'm quite proud that I managed to derail a topic with no prior replies.
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« Reply #7 on: August 07, 2009, 06:39:31 PM »
Just wait until dc804 catches wind of this... "discussion". The man will have a field day. On that note,

What did the blind paralyzed orphan get for Christmas?


Cancer!
« Last Edit: August 10, 2009, 09:33:33 PM by Weegee »
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Shyguy92

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« Reply #8 on: August 07, 2009, 08:11:10 PM »
Well I'm quite proud that I managed to derail a topic with no prior replies.
So that's your goal here.
"it's always the present"

« Reply #9 on: August 07, 2009, 10:10:11 PM »
What's the difference between a baby and an apple?

You can't have sex with an apple before you eat it                   

« Reply #10 on: August 07, 2009, 10:16:22 PM »
Whoever created this terrible, awful thread made specifically for dead baby jokes deserves to be shot.
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« Reply #11 on: August 07, 2009, 11:11:29 PM »
Uh... Says the guy who participated twice.

« Reply #12 on: August 07, 2009, 11:17:57 PM »
It was meant to be doubly ironic: First, I did indeed contribute to the thread, and, second, CrossEyed never intended this to become a dead-baby-joke thread. Isn't that just hilarious? Having to explain it makes it even funnier.
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TEM

  • THE SOVIET'S MOST DANGEROUS PUZZLE.
« Reply #13 on: August 08, 2009, 12:04:29 AM »
What's the difference between a box of Tide and American atomic weapon secrets?

I didn't just sell a buttload of Tide to the North Koreans.
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« Reply #14 on: August 08, 2009, 06:18:18 PM »
What's the difference between an egg an a fetus?

A fetus is not an omelet.
« Last Edit: August 08, 2009, 06:20:51 PM by nensondubois »
ROM hacking with a slice of life.

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