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« Reply #390 on: November 06, 2006, 05:56:51 PM »
Should we write their characters out of the story? Or keep them in for prosperity?

That, In my opinion, is a definate NO. Sorry, but I think loseing 2 of the knights would be... bad, who knows how many people would try and replace them?

Bowser: Er... no! I'm er... L...Luigi!!! See? *puts on a fake mustash* Its-a me! Luigi!

Masher: Can I see your I-D?

Bowser: I-D?! I didn't read anything about an I-D!!

Masher: ...

Well back to the real story...

Frog Bowser: Ribit, Riiibiiit!!! (Hey! down here, idiots!)

Glorb: Hey look! a frog!... With spikes and hair?

Masher: If I didn't know any better, that frog could be bowser!

TBT: Naw... Lets keep him!

The Chef Whoever you are now: Lets name him Freddy!!

All: Awwww...

*F. Bowser jumps onto TBT's face*

TBT: Ow! get off!!

Masher: I think he loves you! You should be his freind.



Wheee...

« Reply #391 on: November 06, 2006, 06:32:36 PM »
Sounds of hustle and/or bustle emnated from the busy Yoshi Market as the dinosaur-like creatures set about buying fruit, vegetables and other supplies essential for healthy living. Generally, the village was a calm and peaceful place, but not for long.

"(Apples! Get your apples!)" yelled a red Yoshi, surrounded by a crowd of other Yoshis.

Suddenly, a solitary yellow Yoshi ran past the stall, screaming.

"(Slow down!)" said the red Yoshi, "(what's going on?)"

"(Tons of enemies,)" the yellow Yoshi panted.

"(What?)" said our favourite Yoshi... Yoshi.

"(See for yourself,)" replied the yellow Yoshi.

Several thousand enemies darted across the town square, all yelling. There were tons of them- Goombas, Koopas, Bob-ombs, Shy Guys, Beanies, and several Birdo.

"Mwa ha ha!" yelled a Mouser, throwing a bomb into the air, where it exploded into a red seven-pointed star.

"Attack!" yelled Boshi, who was at the front of the group.

"(Yoshi, go get help!)" yelled the yellow Yoshi, "(you're one of the best runners on this island!)"

"(Right,)" Yoshi replied, beginning his journey.
If my son could decimate Lego cities with his genitals, I'd be [darn] proud.

SushieBoy

  • Giddy fangirl
« Reply #392 on: November 06, 2006, 06:47:09 PM »
Before Yoshi began, he shoved a playing card into his mouth, and shot it at a multi-colored yoshi, then begins his journey. But at the last second, a small chair starts to follow him.

"What do you want?" yoshi asked.

"I just wanted to come along with you!" The chair replied.

"Alrighty!" yoshi exclaimed. "I think i'll call you....... Chair!"

The two walked into a forest path.
Just because you can, doesn't mean you should.

The Chef

  • Super
« Reply #393 on: November 07, 2006, 07:41:20 AM »
What the heck was that? Did you even read what I posted about this story?

SushieBoy

  • Giddy fangirl
« Reply #394 on: November 07, 2006, 09:56:01 AM »
Well, I tried....
Just because you can, doesn't mean you should.

The Chef

  • Super
« Reply #395 on: November 07, 2006, 07:42:00 PM »
This story has rules, ya know. You can't just come in and post whatever you want. It's like the OG's at VGF and Gamehiker.

SushieBoy

  • Giddy fangirl
« Reply #396 on: November 07, 2006, 11:00:31 PM »
But I just continued US's story! Was it really that much senseless crap?? All I did was add a chair to come along with Yoshi....
Just because you can, doesn't mean you should.

The Chef

  • Super
« Reply #397 on: November 08, 2006, 04:08:30 PM »
Whoops. >_<

Didn't even realize that. I apologize if I was too harsh.

SushieBoy

  • Giddy fangirl
« Reply #398 on: November 08, 2006, 07:21:11 PM »
Just as Yoshi and Chair entered the woods, a large tree trunk landed on Chair, killing it.

"Meh, He had a good run" Yoshi replied.

 With the last chunk of utter wierdness and pointlesness gone, Yoshi walked, walked in a normal, bland fashion, nothing stupid or unexpected happening. Until he spotted a small village on the horizon.

How's that? Enough orderedly and simple for you? TC? Does it follow all the rules?
« Last Edit: November 08, 2006, 07:23:53 PM by SushieBoy »
Just because you can, doesn't mean you should.

The Chef

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« Reply #399 on: November 08, 2006, 08:00:18 PM »
Yep. Just remember not to stray to far from the other story arcs, and here's another thing I forgot to mention, be sure to keep the characters... in character.Don't make them go through sudden personality changes (this means you, Masher).

At Puppernickel's place...

Kamek sat until the voice on the intercom said "Lord Puppernickel will see you now, Mr. Kamek".
Hearing this, Kamek thought to himself "How did they know my name?". His suspicions grew as he got up from the couch and walked slowly into the now open door...

Meanwhile, at Peach's Castle...

The Blue Toad had trouble getting the strange frog off his face. "Here, let me give you a hand" said Rob. The the frog jumped toward Mario and spat a ball of fire at him. "Mama mia!" cried Mario. "Uh-oh," said Glorb, "I think I know who that frog is...". "It's me! Bowser! King of the Koopa!!" said Frog-Bowser. " I was gonna tell you, but I couldn't resist spittin' a hot one in ol' fatso's face! GwaHaHaHa!!" Ultima Shadow giggled at this "Ha, that was good one", then got slapped in the back of the head by Hyrulean. " So, Bowser, howcome you're a frog?" asked Masher. "It's a long story..." started Bowser.

To be continued in the next post.

PS: I was thinking of writing you into the story SB, but how do you want that to take place?


SushieBoy

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« Reply #400 on: November 08, 2006, 08:39:18 PM »
Gee, I dunno. Anyway....

Kamek walked through a long narrow hallway. With lots of wierd paintings on the walls.

"this is the worst place yet" Kamek trembled.

He finally saw a large door at the end, he entered with caution.

He was in a large chamber, a large , bonfire, pedstal kind of thing. He spotted a throne at the end.

"Ummm, Hello?" He asked, not realiazing, that no one was there

"Hmmmmmm"

Kamek walked to the throne, he frowned.

"this stinks, these people are really off schedule" He kicked the side of the throne. A large rumble could be heard, he looked to the side,a large passageway was open.

Kamek gasped, he thought to himself, should I?

Back at Peach's Castle.

"And that's what happened" Bowser, just finishing his looong story.

"Hmmmm, it seems pretty real" Hyrulean said

Everyone nodded in agreement.

"what do we do now?" Masher asked.

"Let the next poster decide that one!" TBT answered.



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Just because you can, doesn't mean you should.

« Reply #401 on: November 08, 2006, 11:26:59 PM »
"(Toad Town,)" muttered Yoshi, coming to a halt in the small village.

Much like Yoshi Village, Toad Town was a bustling hive of activity, the high voices of the species filling the air. Yoshi took a deep breath.

"(A PACK OF ENEMIES LED BY SEVEN EVIL KINGS THAT WANT TO TAKE OVER THE MUSHROOM KINGDOM ARE ATTACKING YOSHI'S ISLAND AND THEY COULD BE HERE NEXT!!!)" he screamed, and the Toads went into a frenzy.

"(Great,)" Yoshi mumbled, as two Toads ran into each other, knocking both of them out.

Unfortunately, no-one noticed the army running over the hills, roaring angrily, until it was too late.

~~~

"Um..." Frog Bowser muttered, sitting there quietly.

Ultima Shadow let out a yawn, leaning against the wall. Hyrulian had bought in a small toy soccer ball, and was kicking it to Rob, TBT, Glorb and Masher. However, Mario was glaring at Frog Bowser.

"Why are you here?" Mario snarled.

"I guess I had to take over," FB explained, "but you're all so big."

"Ahaha! I'll stop that evil frog!" yelled a mysterious voice.

The wall next to Ultima Shadow exploded, sending him flying. A mysterious person wearing a blue superhero outfit with a fish on it jumped into the room, cape billowing behind him. He then proceeded to land a quick flurry of karate moves upon Frog Bowser, and uppercutted him into the sky.

"No need to thank me," the superhero laughed, "for I am SushieBoy!"

SushieBoy then leapt out through the hole in the wall, past a very confused Ultima Shadow. In the middle of the room, Frog Bowser landed roughly, letting out a squeak of pain.

"Well, I didn't see that coming," The Blue Toad said.

Suddenly, a tired Yoshi ran into the room- it was none other than Yoshi!

"(Some army is now attacking Toad Town,)" Yoshi panted, "(and they're heading for Peach's Castle!)"

"Mamma mia!" shouted Mario, who could understand Yoshi's language.

"Um... my son wouldn't happen to be in that army, would he?" FB piped up.

Silence fell over the room.

"(Yes,)" Yoshi said.

"Yes," Mario translated.

"Well, I found plans for an invasion of Peach's Castle in his room," FB explained, "I thought they were just kiddy drawings."

"You're kidding," Rob muttered.

"We need to stop them," The Blue Toad roared, "before it's too late!"

The Seven Knights, Frog Bowser and Yoshi then darted through the hole in the wall and out of the castle, preparing to meet this fearsome army.
If my son could decimate Lego cities with his genitals, I'd be [darn] proud.

SushieBoy

  • Giddy fangirl
« Reply #402 on: November 09, 2006, 10:24:05 AM »
Leaving SushieBoy in the castle all by his lonesome.

Back at Puppernickels place.

Kamek had decided, he stumbled into the secret passageway. It was a tad short, a large stone, staircase soon towered below, at the bottom, Kamek spotted a glimpse of Puppernickel, laughing evily.

"Now all the plans are complete!" he roared. "The armies are set, the plans are complete, now there is nothing in the way for me to..... Raid Peach's Castle!!!!"

Kamek gasped once again, unfortounetly, Puppernickel spotted him, his face, boiling with anger, he charged straight to kamek. Luckily, he spelled Puppernickle and froze him! Kamek escaped just in time.

"I have to warn them!" Kamek speeding off into the horizon.

Back At the Castle:

SushieBoy was marching back and forth, seemed to be guarding the castle. Then his Sushie Senses tingled! He quickly spotted Kamek! 

"Who are you!" SushieBoy demanded " Speak up!"

"I need to see the Princess! " Kamek snapped "To warn them!"

"they are long gone!" SuishieBoy shot back.

"Drats" Kamek sighed "Well, at least tell me whe" The castle ground trembled and shook, the floor started to open, reavealing..... Puppernickels army! SushieBoy and Kamek quickly darted into the castle.


Just because you can, doesn't mean you should.

« Reply #403 on: November 09, 2006, 03:13:54 PM »
NOTE: Actually, you already left the castle after beating Frog Bowser senseless.

An Albatoss soared over the Knights.

"Hey! Blue Toad! Above you!" Hyrulian shouted.

The Blue Toad grasped his axe, leaping up into the air and preparing a mighty swipe. With a loud cry, he brought his axe down on the bird thingy, and it spiralled downwards. However, that left him open to an aerial assault from a Paratroopa, which knocked him and his axe in different directions. Ultima Shadow leapt into the air, catching the axe swiftly and promptly going into a forwards roll, much like Shadow's. It knocked the Paratroopa further into the sky. The axe-wielding weirdo (OOC: =]) landed on the ground, and handed the axe back to TBT.

"That's a new move," TBT said dryly.

"Thanks," said US, narrowly dodging a Bullet Bill, "I've been working on it, and this armor can mimick some of Shadow's moves, as well as some of my own."

Suddenly, a Banzai Bill soared towards TBT and US, leaving them no time to dodge. A red and yellow blur soared from above, blasting into the Banzai Bill and knocking it into the ground, utterly useless. The blur landed as well, revealing itself to be Caped Mario.

"Mwa ha ha!" yelled Wario, charging towards Mario and knocking him forwards, into US and TBT.

"Mwa ha ha this," Glorb snarled, falling rapidly and kicking Wario in the head, "Mario's not the only one who can jump."

"Hey! Don't hit my bro!" Waluigi roared, charging up a purple fireball.

Glorb let out a gulp as the lanky rip-off threw it towards him at point-blank range, but the attack was blocked by a mysterious green shield, formed by none other than Masher!

"Glad to be of assistance," Masher smirked, launching the barrier forward and knocking Waluigi off his feet.

However, several more enemies ran towards them- Goombas, Koopas, Bob-ombs, Magikoopas, and many more foes! Masher gulped. This wasn't going to end well.

"Um, any plans?" Mario asked, as he, TBT and US backed up behind them.

"This!" Hyrulian roared, coming out of nowhere and playing an awesome note on his magical guitar!

The note blasted through the air, an amalgamation (sp?) of the many awesome songs played over the years. It was too much for the enemies, as they fell to the ground, singing random lyrics. Some enemies were left, either too scared or smart to approach.

"Well, this was fun," Rob muttered, walking up behind them.

"Where were you?" Mario asked.

"Another army is attacking Peach's Castle," Rob explained, "thought you might want to know."

Upon hearing this, the army of the Seven Kings approached, confident in their abilities. Behind them, Puppernickel's army approached, chasing off a very intimidated Kamek and battle-ready SushieBoy. Puppernickel's army had more power, but the Army of the Seven Kings had much more in numbers.

"This is not looking good," Glorb groaned.

The Knights, SushieBoy and Kamek all backed into a circle, watching the two armies preparing their attacks.

"And that last note was a serious drain on my energy," Hyrulian muttered, glaring at the armies.

Can the Seven Knights, SushieBoy and Kamek stop these forces? Were Wario and Waluigi KOed? And does The Chef really not exist in this story anymore? Well, no, he doesn't. Wait, why did I ask that?
If my son could decimate Lego cities with his genitals, I'd be [darn] proud.

The Chef

  • Super
« Reply #404 on: November 09, 2006, 05:25:31 PM »
(Dang, US, you're like, the best writer out of all of us.)

"Wait, I have an idea" said Rob. "Well then, speak up!" said Mario. "We'll split into factions. Glorb, US, TBT and Kamek will make up Faction A, and Hyrulean, Masher, Mario and SB will make up Faction 1. Me, well, I don't have any powers, but I do know of a way to stop them while you guys hold them off. This OK?"

"Sounds good to me" said Glorb as he got into a fighting pose. "But what is this 'way' you said you had to stop them?" asked US. "Don't worry about that, just hold them off until I get back" replied Rob.

Will Faction A and Faction 1 be able to hold off the two armies? What does Rob have planned? Find out in the next post!

(Actually, it would be best if you guys didn't focus on Rob's end of the plan. Just leave that to me.)

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